stephen_szczerba (@wittyidiot)

I'm sorry but Strawberry fucking Lemonade is not an acceptable response. You could of said any color of the rainbow but you said strawberry lemonade. First of all, it's the principle of the matter. There should be only 4 colors of Gatorade. This isn't a wine tasting. Secondly, I'm not going to spin labels and squint at each one to see what ridiculous concoction the fine people at Gatorade dreamt up this week. White? How can liquid that is not poison be a solid white? I'm just trying to get out of the gas station without contracting Hep C.
And now, because of your self indulgent palate and ignorance you have no electrolytes. It's tough but it's fair, you have to learn. Enjoy your hangover, ya dick.
(Follow @wittyidiot, I have a strict code I live by)

HangOver Fridays Returns🤘🏾 (@hangoverfridays)

Friday May 26th
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EveryOne 🆓 All Night W/ RSVP
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Mels Fabrix Shop (@melsfabrixshop)

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