This past Sunday I was drunken mess and I wanna throw a special shout out to my babe for always keeping it together for the both of us you a real one babe and I love you thank you for always lugging my 5'0 butt home safely and putting up with my 1 million selfies I want to take. I guess that's what happens when you only order a freaking Caesar salad for lunch ♀️ the embarrassment the next day is what kills me. #imtheworst#ihavetodocumenteverything#sorryimembarrassing
So today I literally almost ran my scooter into 500 asian tourists. But all they said was "whaaaaaaa" and all the way home all I heard in my head was "whaaaaaa".
Has this ever happened to anyone? If so how do you counteract the noise "Whaaaaa" in your head? Need halp. Pls halp WHAAAAZAAAA #needsleep#notracist#imtheworst#whaaaaa
Always and forever my #mancrushmonday It’s not our anniversary, or his birthday, or really any special day. But this dude outdoes himself daily with how insanely hard he works at his business, how devoted he is as a dad, and how supportive and loving he is a husband. Sorry for the annoying gushing, but the world’s gotta know! #mcm#mostannoyingwife#imtheworst#feelfreetounfollowmenow