‪Commissioner For Sex‬ (@cixqo)

This one is For those of you who go the cinema to misbehave during the movie 😂😂😂, this one is for you all, stop it before we get you.... #comedy #cinema #movies #movie @kadacinemas #fun #funnymemes #funnyvideos #kinghasthattag #funnyshit #funnyvideos #video #videos

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#IPreferRollSafesLookToLebronsAnyGivenSunday😂🤣🇳🇬
#RollSafesLookComesFromAPlaceOfGenuineAdvise❤️🙏🏽😉🇳🇬
#LebronsLookComesFromAPlaceOfPureHateWithAPinchOf"IWillSoonSlapYou"🤕😤😏🇳🇬
#RollSafeSays"YouSefThinkAm"🤔😊🇳🇬
#LebronSays"ItsLikeSomethingIsDoingYourDestiny"😏😠🇳🇬
#RollSafeSays"ShebiIToldYou"😉😁🇳🇬
#LebronSays"WhenTheySayUseBrainAndThinkYouWentAndUsedYourBumbum"😏😤😤🇳🇬
#RollSafeSays"SeeYouNeedToJustThinkSmallNotTooMuch"🤔😉😁🇳🇬
#LebronSays"SenseYouHaveButSenseYouCannotUse"😏😤🙄😤🇳🇬
#RollSafeSays"DontForceItJustCalmDownAndThink"😉🤔😃🇳🇬
#LebronSays"YourHeadIsNotCorrect"😏😤🤕🇳🇬
#Kinghasthattag 🤴🏽#️⃣ #Sayeetaziteez😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#NoManCanTellMeHeHasntExperiencedThisFaceFreeze😢🤕❄️ #ThisLookIsWorseWhenYouDontHaveAMoustacheCosYourLipsArePartedAndObviousWithShock😮
#WhenBaeHitsYouWithFactsItsLikeYourFacialHamstringIsPulled😶🤕🚨
*Instant facial muscle pull*
#YouWantToKeepArguingButYouCantGetPastTheSecretSheJust"Un-Secreted"😂🤣
#AtThatMomentQuestionsLikeTheseRaceThruYourCriminalMind🤔
1. Who is she really?🤔😰
2. How did she know I knew she didn't know what she knows now?😤😓
3. Why did she wait until now to let me know she knows what I thought she didn't know but clearly she knows?🤔😥
4. Did she know that I didn't know so she set this whole argument up to "unknow" me with what she knows?😪😥
#ItsAtThisMomentThatSheLeansBackAndGivesYouRoomToTryAndAdjustYourFace🤕😢
*Your next words may be your last*🤥🤥🤥
#Kinghasthattag 🤴🏽#️⃣ #Sayeetaziteez😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

If you ever think your job/work is tough, remember this guy! Sean Spicer!! As far as 2017 is concerned, he has the hardest job. 🙌🏾🙌🏾
*Job hazards include* 📝
1.Possibility of telling the truth even when presented with facts. 😏🙄
*Job Description*📝
1. Publicly support and give credit to Donald Trump endorsed lies. 😏
If that isn't hard work, I wonder...😢
***Disclaimer***
He is not related to a certain Lai Mohammed!!! 🇳🇬👴🏿
#WhiteHousePressSecretary🏛️🇺🇸
#DonaldTrumpsPunchingBag🤕🥊
#DonaldTrumpsPinCushion📌
#OscarAwardForBestCinematicReponseDuringQuestioning🙌🏾🏆
#Kinghasthattag 🤴🏽#️⃣ #Sayeetaziteez😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#ItsNotThatBad🙄😏
#EyebrowsLookLikeTheyHaveMixedFeelings🙃🙂🤣
#EyebrowsLookLikeTheyAreJumpingToDifferentConclusions 🤸🏾‍♀️🤾🏽‍♂️
#MinionsIfYourWomanComesHomeLookingLikeFollowTheseSteps😢🤔
#Step1:Pretend you are having a bad day. 😡😪
#Step2:Go into the kitchen and make your own dinner😋🍛
#Step3:Pretend you are still having a bad day😪😡😤
#Step4:No matter what, Dont ask her about her day🙄🙄
#Step5: If you forget #Step4, RUN!!🏃🏿🏃🏿
#Kinghasthattag 🤴🏽#️⃣ #Sayeetaziteez😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

*First Donald Trump bans muslims and then this..... He said I have a vision! Lagos state look what you have done! Ambode has made it worse! Man couldn't continue leashing women so he's started another trend. Walking around with a "Teat" on his 🍼. Listen to his excuse:
"AM" A NIPPLE LOVER AND THE NIPPLES LOVE ME TOO! 🤣😂🤣😂. Governor Ambode(Lagos State) be like "Olorun!! What is wrong with this man?" Lagos State Agency For Breast and Nipple Abuse(LasBreNips) will soon invite you....Kontinu!*
#AnythingToStartAMovement✊🏾
#PimpingHasANewEmblem👨🏾🍼
#IfICantLeashThemIWillSuckOnMyTeat🍼😢
#NippleGang🍼😎
#DonaldTrumpBetterNotSeeThis⛔️🇺🇸👨🏼
#DontKnockHisHustle2017😎✊🏾
#Kinghasthattag 🤴🏽#️⃣ #Sayeetaziteez😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#HeWentFromBabeToOmoYiInTheBlinkOfAnEye😍👩🏽➡️😰🐕
#HeWentFromYoBabeToYeaMoGbè😍👩🏽➡️😰⚰️
#HeWentFromCitizenToImmigrant🇺🇸👨🏾😎➡️🇳🇬👨🏾🤕
#WhenADogLeapsOutOfItsControlledAreaLikeThatForgetIt🚧🐕🚧
#IAmAFirmBelieverInIfItsNotMyDogIAmNotPlaying😏🙄
#NothingBringsTheWords"Jesu"OutOfAYorubaManLikeRealtimeShock👨🏾🇳🇬😱
#ThisIsMe😏😐
#Bae:Make yourself comfortable👩🏽☺️
#Me:*Sights dog* Babe you didn't tell me you had a dog🐕👀😢
#Bae: Dont worry "He" doesn't bite.☺️ #Bae: You there?😕
#Me: *Evades dog bite with the speed of any religion Christianity, Islam, Buddhism*🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿
#Me: *Rings Bae two days later* So emmm what time are you picking me up cos I am back at home!📱🙄😏
#It"He's"NotMyDogHesNotMyDawg😏🐕❌😂🤣😂🤣
*He has since changed his mind and canceled the date. *
#Kinghasthattag 🤴🏽#️⃣ #Sayeetaziteez😏
♻️ @jiggzytos 🙏🏽

Elias (ilyas) (@nerdy_muslim)

#TheQuestionsWouldBeStraightToThePoint😐
*Situation be like*🤔
#StripedPigeon🐦: What's your average cooing rate🤔😏
#Applicant🐦: Three coos on the average but I coo better under pressure😁
#GreyPatchedPigeon🐦:Any overseas experience?😏🙄
#Applicant: I have been to Africa, Nigeria to be precise with a tour of wedding reception parties.🐦🇳🇬
#StripedPigeon🐦:What was your favorite grain while you toured the wedding parties?🤔😏
#Applicant🐦: Nigerian Jollof is the last bus stop!🙌🏾🇳🇬🍲
#BothInterviewers🐦🐦:*Cooing in agreement* YOU 👏🏾 ARE👏🏾 HIRED👏🏾.😁👍🏾👌🏾
#GoodluckOnTheNewRolePatThePigeon❤️🙌🏾🐦😂🤣
#Kinghasthattag 🤴🏽#️⃣ #Sayeetaziteez😏
@ag3086 🙏🏽

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#TheQuestionsWouldBeStraightToThePoint😐
*Situation be like*🤔
#StripedPigeon🐦: What's your average cooing rate🤔😏
#Applicant🐦: Three coos on the average but I coo better under pressure😁
#GreyPatchedPigeon🐦:Any overseas experience?😏🙄
#Applicant: I have been to Africa, Nigeria to be precise with a tour of wedding reception parties.🐦🇳🇬
#StripedPigeon🐦:What was your favorite grain while you toured the wedding parties?🤔😏
#Applicant🐦: Nigerian Jollof is the last bus stop!🙌🏾🇳🇬🍲
#BothInterviewers🐦🐦:*Cooing in agreement* YOU 👏🏾 ARE👏🏾 HIRED👏🏾.😁👍🏾👌🏾
#GoodluckOnTheNewRolePatThePigeon❤️🙌🏾🐦😂🤣
#Kinghasthattag 🤴🏽#️⃣ #Sayeetaziteez😏
@ag3086 🙏🏽

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#SheDidntEvenLookHimInTheFace😢😏 #SheDidntEvenAcknowledgeHisHairline🙌🏾😎 #MinionsWillBehaveLikeManIsAboutToAskThemForOvariesAndSomeChange🙄😏👸🏽
#LadiesYouNeedToPamperYourTensionSometimesAndDeleteYourAggression🙏🏽😢
#PreeHowSheGoesFromAphrodijaToChunLiWithThatHandGrab👸🏽🇳🇬➡️👸🏻🇨🇳
#ScenarioBeLike🤔
#Man:*Taps Lady* Excuse me you forgot your...🙂
#Lady:*Grabs his arm,dislodges his spleen, kicks his shadow and finally surgically spits at Man* I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!👸🏽😤😏
#Man: *Bleeding from his shadow with his mouth open* I just wanted to...🤕😢
#Lady: *Grabs his testicles, digs hand into his gullet, pulls out his knee cap* I SAID I HAVE A MAN!👸🏽😤🙄
#Man: *Still bleeding* Sorry😢🤕
#Man: *To waitress* I will have everything you are selling and your phone number to go😏😋🍟🍗🍖🍕🥓🍳🥞🍤🍔📱👸🏽
#MenStillSufferThisViolenceAndEndUpWithFreeFood😂😂😂
#DomesticViolenceHasToStop🙏🏽🙌🏾😂
#Kinghasthattag 🤴🏽#️⃣ #Sayeetaziteez😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#OhWhatANightThisWouldBeIfSomethingLikeThisShowedUp😂🤣
#MyExcusesWouldBeLegitBeforeAnyCourtOfSympathy😏😶
#ExcuseNum1:Sorry I can't make it, My shadow fell ill and the doctor says to stay home. 🤧🤒
#ExcuseNum2: Sorry I can't make it.I don't date outside the human race. 🙄😏
#ExcuseNum3: Sorry I can't make it, I left my body in my other clothes. 🙄😢
#ExcuseNum4: Sorry I can't make it. My Instagram said to wait for its Snapchat so we could google Facebook together. 😢😭
#ExcuseNum5: Sorry I cant make it, I am helping my Cat breastfeed her kittens. 🍼🐈
#ExcuseNum6: I am sorry I can't make it, I went out already and I can't find my way home. 😭😭
#ExcuseNum7: Sorry I can't make it. I don't have my Learner's permit so I can't cross streets. 🚦🚶🏿😢
#FinalExcuse: You👏🏾Are👏🏾Ugly👏🏾 and I am busy. Have a nice day!!🏃🏿🏃🏿
*Warning: Do not use any of these excuses if "ITS" already in the house. IT may turn violent* 😱😡
#Kinghasthattag 🤴🏽#️⃣ #Sayeetaziteez😏 ♻️ @plato_15 🙏🏽
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