Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️At this time I am really not motivated to do much. #Hopelessness. Still, I read the best way to not feel hopeless is to get up and do something. So I hung out with the entrepreneurs/brainiacs @Ebewele Brown and @mjedy helping out with ideas. #Jameson @jamesonngr showed up and....... well you know the rest. Don't ask about the Pizza!🔹🥃😉
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🔺They say the best antidote for worry is work. The best cure for weariness is the challenge of helping someone who is even more tired. As long as we give cheerfully and accept gratefully, everyone is blessed. Thank you @ebewelebrown, Thank you @mjedy, Thank you #Jameson @jamesonngr🔻❤️
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#EbeweleBrownPrivé✂️🔥
#MJedyTheLegend😎🤵🏿
#JamesonTripleDistilled🥃🔥🥃🔥🥃🔥
#TheWarToStayHappy😉😊
#HelpOthers❤️
#WhenWorriedGetToWork😁
#Distraction2018😉
#LLL🤗❤️🤣
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️Listen guys, protect your phone chargers!!! Women are not joking anymore! Nicking phone chargers especially the IPhone charger. One minute they can't find their charger and the next minute a man's charger is missing. Look for the charger and it's with Bae. Tell her it's your charger and she will say "This relationship can't work". What is wrong with women and chargers?🔹😏😭
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🔺I am off to change my phone to a Nokia small pin-charger phone. But I swear by Phonoditius (Greek god of Phones) If these symptoms persist after my Nokia Charger, I am calling the cops on the nearest female minion.🔻🚨👮🏾‍♂️
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#ExtraPhoneChargersAreVitalToAnyRelationship🔌❤️🤗
#IfAMansChargerGetsMissingArrestTheNearestBae🔌😒👮🏾‍♂️
#HideYourChargerAndSaveYourRelationship🔌⛔️
#ChangeYourPhoneKeepYourRelationship☎️📱
#IfSheSaysSheCantFindHerChargerHideYoursFirst🔌🏃🏽‍♂️😭
#LLL🤗❤️🤣
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️ I can't say #ThankYou enough everyone. You guys have stubbornly refused to let me stay in grief. Trust me, it's still hard but the show must go on. If J.O was here he'd make jokes about my tears. If I remember him well he'd say something J.O-like like "Imeh, you are still crying... Did someone else die?" or something worse in that regard. It still hurts though and it will take a while.... but THANK YOU.🔹❤️🤗
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🔺Now, #Haters I haven't grown an inch over 5'8" since my last post and I haven't aged a day over 21years either. I lost some weight though but don't get any ideas. I am still me...J.O's Boy🔻❤️🤗
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#RIPPops👴🏾💔😇
#JO 👴🏾🤗😇
#JOsSon😎👴🏾
#TheShowMustGoOn🤗
#LLL🤗❤️🤣
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️ Nothing prepares anyone for the loss of a father. No YouTube videos, no books, no Instagram skits, not even Google... Life just comes at you hands folded into fists with a #SouthPaw boxing stance and Boom! You are knocked down flat.. Sigh.. Life, it's not as you know it at all. Death has never hit home before so this is extra new to me. I keep waiting for a false alarm or something in that regard. Deep down i know it won't come but my longing for it is even deeper. You know the shocking thing, everyone is going about their business..Afterall, it's just my Dad...Just JO so nothing has changed. It's like my Dad was never here. I'll be damned...JO was here... Look at the moustache and tell me otherwise🔹💔😇💔😇
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🔺From nursery school to University, from boyhood to manhood, you never judged me, you only questioned my choices and warned me off when necessary. I made so many mistakes but you still held me flawless in your eyes. I know if you could hurry back and give me advice on the afterlife, you would but I ask for too much yes? Don't blame me JO. I want to stop writing but it helps ease the pain. I am tired JO. Meanwyl, JO you remember when you said with pride that I rocked a beard like you? Now before you get too excited, Don't expect me to do the same with this moustache. But if I did I know you'd laugh and say "Ah Imeh, You wear it like me when i was younger" #ThankYouJO ... #ThankYou. Please Leave a "😎" smiley for JO so he knows he's a cool cat with the moustache! THANK YOU!🔻💔😇💔😇
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#GoodNightDad👴🏾💔😇
#RIPPops👴🏾💔😇
#JO 👴🏾🤗😇
#JOTheCoolCat😎👴🏾
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️ Dear Dad, I can't sleep cos I keep trying your line....Just did again. Still no response. It's clear now that you have moved on. I have cried my eyes out. You didn't do right by me this time though. The last time we spoke you laughed and said "Imeh, I will be fine. Don't cry." But you know me...Even now I still cry. My consolation: If I know you well, you are probably cracking up Heaven's hosts with your banter and sarcasm. That makes me laugh real good. If only the people reading this knew I got the Mr E Character from you, they would respect your comic prowess. Anyway, careful though with your jokes so you dont piss off any Angel in Heaven (especially Michael, I hear he's incharge of warfare) and they make you wait longer than necessary to get into heaven. Meanwyl, even though I know you made your peace with God. Don't go looking for trouble with souls who didn't.. I can hear you snitching on a soul already like... Angel Mike, this one didn't make peace ehhhh.... and he's trying to enter heaven!" Dad, careful before they rush you in Heaven o. 🔹💔😇💔😇
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🔺Thank you for giving me life. Thank you for showing me good from bad. I wasn't one for handshakes or back pats with you. I was a hugger and you were never ashamed to hug back ....you....Hairy Bear! Thank you for teaching me to ride my bicycle, to play football, to cook, and to not make the same mistakes you made. Thank you for being my Dad. Rest well JO.
PS: I added Mark Strong's rendition of Take me home, Country Roads just for you. I can hear you singing loud in the shower as usual... Leave a Rose 🌹for my Dad... He'd throw them away after sniffing them if he was around but still just leave a Rose. Thank you.🔻💔😇💔😇
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#GoodNightDad👴🏾💔😇
#RIPPops👴🏾💔😇
#JO 👴🏾🤗😇
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️ For the first time in a long while, I want to write so bad....But I need to stop hurting first.🔹💔😇💔😇
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🔺 It doesn't feel real. He's gone home.🔻💔😇💔😇
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#GoodNightDad👴🏾💔
#12Feb2018👴🏾💔
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Gbadamosi Ghaffar Ayobami (@ag3086)

@Regranned from @kinghashthattag - 🔷️Lets preserve history! We have a rich history of Missing things, from the case of missing ships to the National Budget to $20Bn and now to N36m (Reports say the entire amount was swallowed by a Currencivorous reptile) I say it’s missing. These are a part of our history. Give us a museum of National Missing Things!🔹😳🤨😤
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🔺For those of you leaning on the N36m Swallowing snake. Goodluck finding the snake!🔻😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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#MuseumOfMissingThings🚢💰💵🐍
#EmptyBuildingWithLabels🏢
#LetsPreserveOurHistory🏢🇳🇬
#PreservationForTheNation🇳🇬✊🏾
#LetsNotThrowTheOpportunityToBeRelevantInTheMissingSector😢
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏 - #regrann

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️Lets preserve history! We have a rich history of Missing things, from the case of missing ships to the National Budget to $20Bn and now to N36m (Reports say the entire amount was swallowed by a Currencivorous reptile) I say it’s missing. These are a part of our history. Give us a museum of National Missing Things!🔹😳🤨😤
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🔺For those of you leaning on the N36m Swallowing snake. Goodluck finding the snake!🔻😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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#MuseumOfMissingThings🚢💰💵🐍
#EmptyBuildingWithLabels🏢
#LetsPreserveOurHistory🏢🇳🇬
#PreservationForTheNation🇳🇬✊🏾
#LetsNotThrowTheOpportunityToBeRelevantInTheMissingSector😢
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️ I am here thinking how would Robert Mugabe answer this question if asked....
IDIOT😣: Mr Mugabe, you are from Africa.
MR MUGABE👴🏿: Yes indeed...
IDIOT😣: So you speak African?
MR MUGABE👴🏿: I don't understand.
IDIOT😣: I mean the common language of Africa, African. You speak it well?
MR MUGABE👴🏿: Does/Did your mum have other children like you?🔹😏😏
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🔺 Do you speak African? The question is as timeless as the stupid moronic minions who ask same? Argue all you want, there are actually some ignorant wombats out there whose mums don't even know that Africans don't speak African. We as Africans owe it to the world to first educate their mums then we can pass same knowledge to them. ELLA deserves The Mugabe Award for Savagery the response..🔻👏🤣😂🤣😂
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#AfricansDontSpeakAfrican😏
#DoAsiansSpeakAsian😏
#EuropeansDontSpeakEuropeanDoThey😏
#SomeMothersDoHaveThem😂🤣
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷#EbeweleBrownPrivé with @dengezamani , myself and @jonoga a.k.a #UncleSurusGuy🔹❤️👨🏾‍⚕️👑🎙️
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🔺 Dear Jon, thank you for the stories, the music & entertainment industry talk and generally the brief on who you really are. At some point it felt like a interview right? Don't mind me bro. It felt good though confirming everything I at least claimed to know about you and your music. Now you know for sure that you have one genuine fan. Be safe on your journey to success. Minions, put your hands together for Jon...🔻👏❤️
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#UncleSuruJonsOffToSurulere🎶🎙️
#TheDayIMetJon🤗
#Surulere🎶🎙️
#DengeTheKingAndJon👨🏾‍⚕️👑🎙️
#EbeweleBrownPrivé✂️💥🔥
#EbeweleBrownNewSeasonGear😎✂️💥🔥
#EbeweleBrownBespoke✂️🔥💥
#MrBrownPrivé ✂️🔥
#ThrowBackToYesterday📸😊
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

EttekambaDesigns (@ettekambadesigns)

Thanks bro
Repost from @kinghashthattag 🔷️ Just once i would love to world to wear blue denims in any shade at the same time. Blue denims are the most beautiful things ever.. When matched with Ankara.... Work is complete🔹❤️
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🔺 Channeling my inner 5'8" Bohemian minion in a denim shirt and feel good Ankara print....🔻❤️
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#BohemianMe😎😉
#AnkaraSpirit🌍👻
#FridayLooksGood😁
#IConversedInMyConverseAllThroughToday😊👟
#DenimsAreAMansBestFriend🤗
#ADenimADayKeepsTheFashionDemonsAtBay🤣😂
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏
📸: @peterchryz 👌
✂️&👖: @ettekambadesigns 🤝 @fabricstudiobyjay 🤗

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️ Just once i would love to world to wear blue denims in any shade at the same time. Blue denims are the most beautiful things ever.. When matched with Ankara.... Work is complete🔹❤️
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🔺 Channeling my inner 5'8" Bohemian minion in a denim shirt and feel good Ankara print....🔻❤️
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#BohemianMe😎😉
#AnkaraSpirit🌍👻
#FridayLooksGood😁
#IConversedInMyConverseAllThroughToday😊👟
#DenimsAreAMansBestFriend🤗
#ADenimADayKeepsTheFashionDemonsAtBay🤣😂
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏
📸: @peterchryz 👌
✂️&👖: @ettekambadesigns 🤝 @fabricstudiobyjay 🤗

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️ I will be honest. I stopped paying attention to the Super Eagles after Ikpeba blew our chances in the 2000 Nations Cup...#StillHurts 😓💔 Then I was just 3years old.. Fast forward and I am 21years now and I feel something special about this World Cup. We may not be the favourites given any odds... But if Bex "Aderonke" Tyrell can risk it all on our #PoliticalPartyAnkara jersey, who am I to ignore the call to support the team. GIVE IT UP FOR ADERONKE...AKA.. Ronnie. (Use your best Yoruba accent when pronouncing Ronnie)🔹❤️✊🏿🇳🇬🦅
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🔺 On another note, slide left... That Green Jersey is just peng!!! Kai, I swear on Odin, this jersey was sewn by Hulk himself. The green isn't money green...Its not even tree green, it's PATRIOTIC GREEN!! If you are Team #PatrioticGreen Do like this ✊🏿🇳🇬. If you are #PoliticalPartyAnkara do like this...✊🏿🇳🇬 #Haters ignore my age and do like this ✊🏿🇳🇬🔻❤️🇳🇬
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#SuperEaglesCostume✊🏿🇳🇬🦅👕
#SuperEaglesJersey✊🏿🇳🇬🦅👕
#PatrioticJersey✊🏿🇳🇬🦅👕
#AnkaraJersey✊🏿🇳🇬🦅👕
#WhoSayWeNoGoWinO..FireAm🎼🇳🇬✊🏿
#AllWeAreSayingGiveUsMoreGoals🎼🇳🇬✊🏿🦅
#NigerianSpirit🇳🇬✊🏿❤️
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️ You think you know a person by looking at their face but what can a face say about the thousand thoughts behind those eyes.🔹🤔
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🔺 Even Jay Z said it "What's better than one 5'8" brother? Nothing.. (Nothing)
'Specially if he's been true to his height game more than you...Y'all stop Ellis when He stops tellin' the truth..." #GoogleIt. Dear #Haters I come armed with #Blurks.. Try me. 🔻😎😏
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#OneFaceManyThoughts🤡👽💭
#MakeYourFaceAsYouGrow😉😎
#AnEmotionCanHaveManyFaces😐😉😏😣😊
#JayZsWordsNotMine🙄🙄
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️Where are those Nigerian politicians??Now this...is INTEGRITY! Integrity is the ability to accept one’s past choices and actions and go forth and act in accordance with one’s deepest values from within... No Nigerian politician will do this... Apologise to a colleague? A female colleague??? Never.. when there are chairs to throw around and internet data to make music video skits??? Never!! I just hope those in the National Assembly are watching.. Try acts like this for a change.🔹✊🏿🇳🇬
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🔺 Have your say in 2019!!! Your vote is your power. INEC voter registration going on nationwide RIGHT NOW. 8am-5pm Mon-Sat making your vote count starts with you registering to vote today! *STOP* being an armchair critic! Become a #Statesman today🔻❤️🇳🇬✊🏿
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#HouseOfLords👴🏼👵🏻🇬🇧
#CourtesyAtItsBest🤗✊🏿
#Intergity101✊🏿🇬🇧
#INEC🇳🇬🏢
#INECRegistrationIsOn🇳🇬✊🏿
#YourVotersCardIsYourRedCardToStopBadGovernance😤🇳🇬
#OutWithTheOldInWith#OutWithTheOldInWithTheNew🇳🇬👴🏾🇳🇬👨🏾
#Statesman✊🏿🇳🇬❤️
#NotTooYoungToVote✊🏿
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️I have never understood why and how some people assume I’d get carried away in the men’s room and not maintain the best sanitary standards. Imagine running into a buddy you haven’t seen in a long time in a restroom and out of excitement , the lad decides... This is the best place to show you he has missed him... without washing his hands! Shut him down!!! No time...🔹😳🤨😤
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🔺Dear Brothers... Finish your business in it’s entirety next time then let’s shake, hug, and maybe even kiss like the Italians do. But until then, put your Willy/peepee/pipe/manstick away, wash your hands and give me some space. Best regards. Me🔻😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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#HeLeftHisPipeHanging😢🍆🚽
#Toiletuation🚽😢
#SanitaryStandardsOverFriendship🚰😏
#HygieneOverExcitement🚰😁
#CalmYourGermsAndControlYourExcitement🚰👏🏽😏
#DontTouchMeUntilYouPutTheStickAway😏🍆
#WhatWouldJesusDo🤔🤨
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️I am in tears. I feel vindicated... My campaign for the short ones is bringing forth fruits!! Heaven is on my side this year! See how God works, all of a sudden, the "High" and unfortunate females are looking down on me and my kin and asking for our hands in relationship. All of a sudden 5'8" brothers are in demand like new season Louboutins heels.🔹😂🤣😂
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🔺If you are 5'8" please hold your ground against these female #HeightInfidels! Don't just give in to the demands of these meerkats! If they come seeking your hand in relationship, tell them to stoop and ask in public. 2018 is our year kings! We are 5'8" and proud. We are kings! #Haters you already know...#BlurkModeOn🔻😏😏
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#TheRushForTheShortOnes😍👨🏾
#TallEnoughToReachMyDreams🤗
#ShortEnoughToPickUpMyGoals🤗
#HeightKing👑😎
#InDemandGuy😎✌🏽
#TheHeightTheFemalesRejectedIsTheHeightTheyLongForNow🤣😂🤣
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️I think he should have used a bigger bucket... or may be he should have done a proper flip, or maybe he should have done this naked.... I still think this performance could have been better....🔹🤔🤨🤣😂
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🔺Whatever he’s smoking probably contains some high grade bullshit! Cannabis Bullshit probably...🔻😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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#DontDoDrugs😢✊🏾
#HeTookALeapOfFaith😂🤣
#ScienceStudentsMentalHighSchool👨🏿🎓💊🚬💉
#FutureOlympian✊🏾🏊🏽‍♀️🥇
#WhatWouldJesusDo🤔🤨
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏 🔷️I think he should have used a bigger bucket... or may be he should have done a proper flip, or maybe he should have done this naked.... I still think this performance could have been better....🔹🤔🤨🤣😂
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🔺Whatever he’s smoking probably contains some high grade bullshit! Cannabis Bullshit probably...🔻😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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#DontDoDrugs😢✊🏾
#HeTookALeapOfFaith😂🤣
#ScienceStudentsMentalHighSchool👨🏿🎓💊🚬💉
#FutureOlympian✊🏾🏊🏽‍♀️🥇
#WhatWouldJesusDo🤔🤨
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔷️To the best mate's life partner, I can't even start to say how sorry i am for almost missing out on your birthday. You have come a long way and I am grateful to God for you and for @rosys_sweettreats . I have seen you grow from simplest cupcakes to the wildest ideas as far as cakes are concerned. Happy birthday Asá, aka Russian Tomato, Belgian Potato, Irish Cream and by the grace of God, American Ugwu🔹❤️❤️❤️
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🔺For the best of cakes... #SweetCakes, #BitterCakes, #LoveCakes, #FitnessCakes, #WarCakes, #PeaceCakes, #CommentCakes, #LikesCakes... Just hit @rosys_sweettreats... In other news, even your best mate @mrchyk_incredible will sell you out for his girl.. #Snitch🔻😐😠
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#HappyBirthdayRose❤️👸🏽
#MrKodisGirlIsOlderThan21❤️👸🏽
#AbujaBaker🇳🇬❤️🍰🎂
#AbujasBestCakeMaker🇳🇬❤️🍰🎂
#PastryQueen👸🏽🎂🍰
#RoseTheCakeAndAllThingsIcing❤️🎂🍰
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏
📽️: @ettekambadesigns 🤗
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