James Verb Jones (@kingofthegist)

πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
#Repost @kinghashthattag
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πŸ”ΉSymptoms of "friend-zoning" in male minions include, constant Blue πŸ€s, Unexplained running of errands, Over Hugging, comfortable reaction when refered to with the phrase "My Bestie"! May God not allow us see bad things!πŸ”ΉπŸ™πŸ½πŸ˜
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πŸ“ŒI swear it on the new gods and the old especially Amadioha! (Thor in English). I have never heard a female minion say "He likes me but just as a friend!". Argue and be #BlurkedπŸ“ŒπŸ˜β›”οΈ
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#AllMenAreFragile πŸ‘¨πŸΎπŸ‘΄πŸΎπŸ’”
#MenAreVictimsOfTheFZ πŸ‘¨πŸΎπŸ‘΄πŸΎπŸ˜’
#TheFZWasCreatedByWomen πŸ‘©πŸ½β›”οΈπŸ‘¨πŸΎπŸ‘΄πŸΎ
#Relationships πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€οΈπŸ‘©πŸ½
#Friendships πŸ‘¨πŸΎπŸ€—πŸ‘©πŸ½
#Laugh πŸ˜‚
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc DjΓ²rn (@kinghashthattag)

πŸ”ΉSymptoms of "friend-zoning" in male minions include, constant Blue πŸ€s, Unexplained running of errands, Over Hugging, comfortable reaction when refered to with the phrase "My Bestie"! May God not allow us see bad things!πŸ”ΉπŸ™πŸ½πŸ˜
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πŸ“ŒI swear it on the new gods and the old especially Amadioha! (Thor in English). I have never heard a female minion say "He likes me but just as a friend!". Argue and be #BlurkedπŸ“ŒπŸ˜β›”οΈ
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#AllMenAreFragile πŸ‘¨πŸΎπŸ‘΄πŸΎπŸ’”
#MenAreVictimsOfTheFZ πŸ‘¨πŸΎπŸ‘΄πŸΎπŸ˜’
#TheFZWasCreatedByWomen πŸ‘©πŸ½β›”οΈπŸ‘¨πŸΎπŸ‘΄πŸΎ
#Relationships πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€οΈπŸ‘©πŸ½
#Friendships πŸ‘¨πŸΎπŸ€—πŸ‘©πŸ½
#Laugh πŸ˜‚
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc DjΓ²rn (@kinghashthattag)

πŸ”ΉIt's like a Boss's brain is low on battery power!πŸ”ΉπŸ˜βž‘οΈπŸ‘΄πŸΎπŸ’ΌπŸ”‹
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πŸ“ŒFriday People.....Bottom's up everyone!πŸ“ŒπŸΉπŸΈπŸ₯ƒπŸ»
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#WhenYouAreAlreadyHavingWildThoughtsLikeDJKhaledButYourBossIsDoingWahWahLikeRihRihπŸ‘¨πŸΎπŸ˜βž‘οΈπŸ‘΄πŸΎπŸ“£
#InNigeriaThisFaceTranslatesTo"Whaz Doing This One?" πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ 😏
#inFranceThisFaceTranslatesTo"C'est Ne Pa Alright?" πŸ‡«πŸ‡· 😏
#InGhanaThisFaceTranslatesTo"Obidi Pon Bidi great?" πŸ‡¬πŸ‡­ 😏
#InPuertoRicoThisFaceTranslatesTo"You wanna Spoil My Desssspacito bla bla?" πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· 😏
#TheOneTimeWhenYouJustWantToSlideTackleYourBossAndElbowAScrotumOrTwoπŸ’ͺ🏾🌰🌰
#WhenTheMargaritaIsPoppingButYourBossWannaMezzUp🍸πŸ”₯βž‘οΈπŸ‘΄πŸΎπŸ˜
#Work πŸ’Ό
#Laugh πŸ˜‚
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc DjΓ²rn (@kinghashthattag)

πŸ”ΉAs an individual I refuse to live a limited life. I drive through tremendous amounts of painβ€”from rejections and failures to brief moments of embarrassment and anxiety. Because I avoid nothing, I want to pursue my highest aspirations.πŸ”ΉπŸ™πŸ½
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πŸ“ŒA minion is inspired to write when a minion is hungry.... Judge me and be #Blurked πŸ“ŒπŸ˜€πŸ˜
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#AMinionHasNoName πŸ€πŸ˜‰
#GappedToothedSage 😁πŸšͺ
#GappedToothFriday 😁πŸšͺπŸ™ŒπŸΎ
#Live πŸ™πŸ½
#Love ❀️ #Laugh πŸ˜‚
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc DjΓ²rn (@kinghashthattag)

πŸ”ΉMinions! Voting time, blessing time! Please clink on the link in my bio and vote my man @shadyville08 into stardom! He needs your vote to win this. (MULTIPLE VOTES ALLOWED)πŸ”ΉπŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸŽ€πŸŽΌ
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πŸ”ΊThe prize money is not "many" but he can "shake body" when he wins and you provide proof that you voted!πŸ”»πŸ˜³
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#LipSyncContestant 🎀🎼
#CollinsChukwu πŸ™πŸ½
#VoteSlim πŸ™πŸ½
#VoteCollins πŸ™πŸ½
#LetsWinThisForCollins πŸ™πŸ½
#Win πŸ™πŸ½
#MTVBase πŸ™πŸ½
#MTVBaseLipSync πŸ™πŸ½
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc DjΓ²rn (@kinghashthattag)

πŸ”ΉIf you're African and you know it clap your hand *πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½*. If your African and you know and you know you can't try your πŸ‘΅πŸΎ like that, if you African and you know it clap your hand *πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½*πŸ”ΉπŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸŽ€πŸŽΌ
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πŸ”ΊWhat would your Grandma do?πŸ‘΅πŸΎπŸ€”Wait what would your Momma do?πŸ‘©πŸ½πŸ€”Wait what would Apostle do?πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ”»πŸ˜³
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#MyMumWouldBeatMeIntoNextWeekTuesdayAndStillAskMeToGoBackInTimeAndApologiseπŸ€œπŸΎπŸ‘¦πŸ½πŸ€•πŸ€›πŸΎ
#MyMumWouldHaveFollowedTheSecond"SitDown"WithAPunchToMyThroatπŸ€›πŸΎπŸ€•
#IfIEverSaidB****AtThatAgeIWouldLoseMySenseOfSpeech πŸ‘¦πŸ½βž‘οΈπŸ€•πŸ€
#IfIEverPutMyMiddleFingerUpIWouldLoseThemTillIWas18 πŸ€˜πŸ½πŸ‘¦πŸ½βž‘οΈπŸ‘¨πŸΎ
#GrandMa πŸ‘΅πŸΎ
#TroubleKid πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘¦πŸ½
#HorrorMovie 😈🎬
#TheMakingOfABully πŸ‘¦πŸ½πŸ˜€
#Kids πŸ‘¦πŸ½
#Funny πŸ˜‚
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc DjΓ²rn (@kinghashthattag)

πŸ”ΉYou and I know the Manager needs me to lie on behalf of "Management"πŸ”Ή
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πŸ”ΊSo things going on in a minion's head with this face...πŸ”»πŸ˜Š
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#WhenYouNeedToHoldTheLaughInCosThisIsTheFunniestJobTaskSinceYouGotYourOwnJob πŸ™ŠπŸ˜‚
#TheMedicalFacialExpressionFor"WhereYouFeelingOkayWhenYouTookThisJob"πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€βš•οΈπŸ˜
#TheSpiritualFacialExpressionFor"YouMeanToTellMeYouPrayedForThisJob?" β›ͺ️😏
#TheFinancialFacialExpressionFor"BeHonestYouKnowThisJobPaysCrap?" πŸ’°πŸ˜
#ThisIsTheInternationlFacialExpressionFor"YouMeanYouLeftYourFormerJobForThis?" πŸ˜πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
#WhenTheManagerNeedsYouToTellTheNewEmployeeItsHisTurnToDoTheNightShift πŸ•›πŸ••πŸ€•
#WhenTheManagerNeedsYouToConvinceTheNewEmployeeThatPromotionIsEvery10Years πŸ‘¨πŸΎβž‘οΈπŸ‘΄πŸΎ
#Work πŸ€•
#Funny πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

James Verb Jones (@kingofthegist)

#Sidehugsareforfleshywomen
#Repost @kinghashthattag
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πŸ”ΉDear slim ladies, on behalf of all male minions home and abroad, we have had enough! You are slowly but surely BEATING our chests
πŸ”ΉπŸ€•πŸ˜’
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πŸ”ΊLet's just shake hands or wave the salutation away! No quarrels!πŸ”»πŸ˜Š
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#SideHugsAreReservedForTheFleshyOnes πŸ€—πŸ˜‹
#HugAThickieAndFeelTheDifference πŸ€—πŸ˜
#TeamSlimCanShakeHandForNow πŸ˜πŸ‘‹πŸΏπŸ™„
#HugsGoneWrong πŸ€—πŸ˜’πŸ€•
#Friendship ❀️
#Salute πŸ€—
#Funny πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
#Relationships πŸ‘©πŸ½β€οΈπŸ‘¨πŸΎ
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Mekmfonabasi O E (@i_moeisha)

Of all the #sayeetaziteez series this one got me the most πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚one of the period am glad am not slim.. Ah!!!! Im here feeling the pain for the slim frame ladiesπŸ˜₯😞@kinghashthattag y evuls tho. Suddenly he d world is hot, He said as if d r beating ur chest, Aaaahh!! My chuwest!! am dead πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Deda Palesa (@phinixprnmedia)

Grievous bodily harm... I cant please πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ And they say Phinix rants... For a good burst of morning madness to slay negative demons with laughter follow @kinghashthattag ...you won't regret it #mychest
#somedayswelaugh #mindingmybusiness #goodforthesoul #sometimesweplay
#plussizematters
#Repost @kinghashthattag (@get_repost)
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πŸ”ΉDear slim ladies, on behalf of all male minions home and abroad, we have had enough! You are slowly but surely BEATING our chests
πŸ”ΉπŸ€•πŸ˜’
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πŸ”ΊLet's just shake hands or wave the salutation away! No quarrels!πŸ”»πŸ˜Š
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#SideHugsAreReservedForTheFleshyOnes πŸ€—πŸ˜‹
#HugAThickieAndFeelTheDifference πŸ€—πŸ˜
#TeamSlimCanShakeHandForNow πŸ˜πŸ‘‹πŸΏπŸ™„
#HugsGoneWrong πŸ€—πŸ˜’πŸ€•
#Friendship ❀️
#Salute πŸ€—
#Funny πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
#Relationships πŸ‘©πŸ½β€οΈπŸ‘¨πŸΎ
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc DjΓ²rn (@kinghashthattag)

πŸ”ΉDear slim ladies, on behalf of all male minions home and abroad, we have had enough! You are slowly but surely BEATING our chests
πŸ”ΉπŸ€•πŸ˜’
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πŸ”ΊLet's just shake hands or wave the salutation away! No quarrels!πŸ”»πŸ˜Š
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#SideHugsAreReservedForTheFleshyOnes πŸ€—πŸ˜‹
#HugAThickieAndFeelTheDifference πŸ€—πŸ˜
#TeamSlimCanShakeHandForNow πŸ˜πŸ‘‹πŸΏπŸ™„
#HugsGoneWrong πŸ€—πŸ˜’πŸ€•
#Friendship ❀️
#Salute πŸ€—
#Funny πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
#Relationships πŸ‘©πŸ½β€οΈπŸ‘¨πŸΎ
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc DjΓ²rn (@kinghashthattag)

πŸ”ΉEverything can be taken from you but one thing; the last of the human freedomsβ€”to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.
πŸ”ΉπŸ™πŸ½πŸ˜‰
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πŸ”ΊSeriously though, I believe at any given moment, minions have the power to say: This is not how the story is going to end.πŸ”»
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#NoWeaknessπŸ™πŸ½
#SmileThroughItAll😊
#BreatheYourWayIntoInnerCalm😌
#SlowDownSimplifyAndClearYourMind πŸ˜‰
#GapToothSage 😁πŸšͺ
#WhistlingIsBetterWithGapToothies 😝
#Life ❀️
#Funny πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
#Relationships πŸ‘©πŸ½β€οΈπŸ‘¨πŸΎ
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc DjΓ²rn (@kinghashthattag)

πŸ”ΉMinions, life as we know it, is short! Live a little. Now that being said, I never put these down in my CV/Resume during job searches. I can't afford to lose the job before I even start.
1. Laughing (Attend a live recording of Live at the Apollo at The Apollo Hammersmith) πŸ˜‚πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2. Go Kart Racing (Race at the Dubai Indoor Kartdrome)🏎️πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡­
3. Pillow Fighting (Pillow fight Jason Statham at the MGM Garden Arena)πŸ₯ŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
πŸ”ΉπŸ™πŸ½πŸ˜‰
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πŸ”ΊYour turn.....πŸ˜‰Oh and just so we understand each other, "Eating" can't be a hobby😀. Especially for the females. πŸ™„
Mention eating and I will #Blurk you! Argue at your own riskπŸ”»
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#LiveALittleπŸ™πŸ½
#TheThingsIHadGladlyDoForFree☺️
#Funny πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
#Relationships πŸ‘©πŸ½β€οΈπŸ‘¨πŸΎ
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc DjΓ²rn (@kinghashthattag)

πŸ”ΉMinions, think of something huge you’ve wanted to do, but feared you can’t. Now shrink it down to something smaller but related (e.g.: Run naked in the streets of Mosul, Iraq could start with run naked in your African parents living room. #Jokes) Do that smaller thing today. It’s a start!πŸ”ΉπŸ™πŸ½πŸ˜‚
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πŸ”ΊSeriously though, do something small aimed at achieving that big dream!πŸ”»πŸ€•
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#LetsTalkπŸ€”
#GreatThingsStartFromSmallBeginningsπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ‘£
#YouNeverKnowWhoCanHelpWithThatSmallStepπŸ˜‰
#InspireSomeoneπŸ™πŸ½
#Life❀️
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Victor Felix (@ettekambadesigns)

#Repost from @kinghashthattag with @regram.app ... πŸ”ΉTo every male minion fathering mini minions or holding swimming minions yet to find egged partnerships.....It's our day!πŸ”ΉπŸ‘¨πŸ½πŸ‘΄πŸΎβ€οΈ
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πŸ”ΊAs this day comes true, may brooks and trees and singing hills join in the chorus too, and every gentle wind that blows send happiness to you. May your day be brightened by the perfect song in your heart, and showered with God's blessings all day from the start. HAPPY FATHER"S DAY!πŸ”»β€οΈ
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#FathersDay πŸ‘¨πŸ½πŸ‘΄πŸΎβ€οΈ
#FathersDay2017 πŸ‘¨πŸ½πŸ‘΄πŸΎβ€οΈ
#TheDayOfTheMan 😎🀡🏾
#NationalWalkAroundInPyjamasAndBeerDay πŸΊπŸ˜‹
#NationalTelevisionBelongsToTheManDay πŸ˜‰πŸ“Ί
#HappyTesticularCelebrations πŸŒ°πŸŒ°πŸ™ŒπŸΎ
#HappyAdamsAppleDay πŸŽπŸ˜‰
#Father πŸ‘΄πŸΎπŸ‘¨πŸ½
#Family ❀️
#Funny πŸ˜‚
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc DjΓ²rn (@kinghashthattag)

πŸ”ΉTo every male minion fathering mini minions or holding swimming minions yet to find egged partnerships.....It's our day!πŸ”ΉπŸ‘¨πŸ½πŸ‘΄πŸΎβ€οΈ
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πŸ”ΊAs this day comes true, may brooks and trees and singing hills join in the chorus too, and every gentle wind that blows send happiness to you. May your day be brightened by the perfect song in your heart, and showered with God's blessings all day from the start. HAPPY FATHER"S DAY!πŸ”»β€οΈ
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#FathersDay πŸ‘¨πŸ½πŸ‘΄πŸΎβ€οΈ
#FathersDay2017 πŸ‘¨πŸ½πŸ‘΄πŸΎβ€οΈ
#TheDayOfTheMan 😎🀡🏾
#NationalWalkAroundInPyjamasAndBeerDay πŸΊπŸ˜‹
#NationalTelevisionBelongsToTheManDay πŸ˜‰πŸ“Ί
#HappyTesticularCelebrations πŸŒ°πŸŒ°πŸ™ŒπŸΎ
#HappyAdamsAppleDay πŸŽπŸ˜‰
#Father πŸ‘΄πŸΎπŸ‘¨πŸ½
#Family ❀️
#Funny πŸ˜‚
#Kinghashthattag πŸ‘‘#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏
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