Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Minions! Females! When you petty minded squids 🦑 🐙 are below "sea level" you consider yourselves "petite/cute/portable". But men are SHORT!...😤 9 outta 10 women are taller than their Dads but they want a tall "N188@". Jesus Christ, from research was (156cm) 5'1". #GoogleIt. Remember that when you pray to him for a "Tall N188@"!🔹😤😤
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🔺Before you speak vile, be advised I am 5,8" on weekdays and 6'1" on weekends, so regardless, I am tall enough to reach my dreams and short enough to pick up my goals! Try me and be blocked *Drops mic*🔻😎😏
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#LetsTalk 🤔
#ShortMenAreCloseMen ⛪️
#StopHeightShaming 🙏🏽
#AllHeightsMatter 🤕
#StretchToKissSyndrome 😘🤕
#JumpOnBae 🤾🏽‍♂️😍👩🏽
#Relationships ❤️
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Give this man all the "L"'s. You can't be the most powerful man on earth and get hit twice with the same move. I am starting to think Donnie picks his nose all thru flights🔹👆🏻👃🏻
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#MelaniaBeLikeDontTouchMeWithYourBoogieFingers👩🏻🤢👆🏻👃🏻
#MelaniaIsntHavingAnyOfThatPresidentialMucusOnHerHands👩🏻❌👆🏻👃🏻
#MelaniaProbablyRunsOutOnHandSanitizers😂
#MelaniaProbablyAvoidingSomeKindOfDisgust👩🏻❌🤢
#Her"LeaveMeAlone"GameIsGettingTighterByTheAirMiles🙌🏻👩🏻➡️😏🙄✈️
#DonaldBeLikeMelania"You'reFired"👨🏼😤
#Potus 🇻🇮👨🏼
#FakeNews 😤😏
#Trump 👨🏼🇻🇮
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Reza Aslan (CNN) needs to feature this clown on an episode of Believer! So Paul called God on a cellphone? Zimbabwe keeps rolling out comedians! 🔹😏😂
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🔺I bet you there's a Nigerian pastor boasting of building a 5-Bedroom duplex behind Heaven's best 5-Star luxury hotel, a few blocks from Angel Gabriel's night club....... and his congregation agree with a resounding AMEN every time he says it!🔻🤣😂
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#LetsTalk 🤔
#Christianity ⛪️
#Religion 🙏🏽
#Fakes 😂
#ApostleMustHearThis 👴🏽👂🏽
#PastorYouSaidWhat 🤔👂🏽
#Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 🙌🏾
#Nigeria 🇳🇬🙌🏾
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Stop animal cruelty.... We can do better.🔹🙏🏽
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🔺Humanity just lost points with this one. I can't trust anyone for the rest of the day🔻
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#SaveALife 🙏🏽
#MyLifeChangedAfterThis 😢
#NoAnimalDeservesThis 🐿️🙏🏽
#SquirrelsAreInnocent🐿️
#NutsOrNotALifeIsALife🥜🐿️🙏🏽
#LoveYourNeighborAsThineSelf🙏🏽
#NeighborILoveYouButThisWillChangeYourLife🙏🏽
#HoldYourPhoneTight 📱🤗
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Minions, tag your neighbor and say "Neighbor, Money can buy happiness and make it so happy it will die of too much happiness" Go on, say it this morning! Speak positively, get money then drink tea!🔹🙏🏽😂
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#TheFearOfPovertyIsTheBestFormOfCardio🏃🏾🤑
#IfHappinessCouldSpeakItWouldTellMoneyToComeThruDaily 😁💰🙏🏽
#ToHatePovertyIsToLoveYourSelf😤🤕➡️❤️😊
#EvenHappinessIsHappyWhenMoneyShowsUp😁➡️🤑💰
#FirstRuleOfHappinessShouldBeGetMoney🤔💰
#SecondRuleShouldBeGetMoreMoney🤔💰💰
#Money 💰
#Funny 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Even if your business is "Minding other people's" business with bespoke premium gossiping and after sales servicing, open your doors to the market, let clients in🔹🤣🤣
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🔺All money is good money as long as it isn't gotten from killing, stealing or lying! ...Let money locate you!🔻
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#CagedEntrepreneursSyndrome👨🏾💼🔐👩🏾💼🔐
#WhenYourBusinessIsntReallyBusiness🙂👨🏾💼🤑➡️👨🏾💼🤑🤐
#WhenYourEmployeesAreNotEmployedButYouEmployedThem👨🏾💼👩🏾💼😂
#WhenTheLinkIsInTheBioButTheBioIsLocked🔐
#WhenYouDontTrustYourLastClientsFeedback😏👨🏼💼🤔📝
#WhenYouKnowYourNextClientMayBeLawEnforcement👮🏽😊
#Business 📈📊💰
#Entrepreneurs 👨🏾💼🤑👩🏾💼🤑
#Money 💰
#Funny 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹LMHO! This is the purest depiction of the average minion "trying" within her limits as a normal, religious person not to act crazy anymore🔹🤣🤣
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🔺There will come a time when men will match women emotion for emotion, anger for anger, tears for tears! Until then, Brothers, if your woman is ever in this state, flee!!... 🔻
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#WhenSheActsLikeAnnieWilkesFromMiseryButLooksLikeMaryPoppins👩🏻🔨➡️👩🏻😊
#WhenHerMindIsTellingHerNoooButHerBodyKeepsTellingHerYeeaaahhhhh🤔👎🏾➡️🤕👍🏾
#WhenSheSaysItsOkIAmNotGoingToActCrazyButCrazyIsJustTheBeginning👩🏻😊➡️👩🏻👹
#WhenSheSaysIAmNotEvenBotheredButDeepDownSheHasBlownTwoGaskets👩🏻😏➡️👩🏻😤
#Women 👮🏾‍♀️👩🏽🎓👩🏾💼👩🏽✈️
#Relationships 👨🏾❤️👩🏾
#FunnyButNotFunny 😂➡️😠
#Funny 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Petty!! Minions.....Women how do you even think such wickedness and keep a calm face? So you "used to" like him like Yoruba wedding reception moi moi, then he was HOT!! Now you don't like him like cold Heinz baked beans, he is ugly? Ok.....Like when you liked him he looked like Denzel, but now he looks like who...Madea?🔹😱😱
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🔺Minions.....Fellas, if you ever feel ugly, fat, limp, and broke, just know there's a lady close by staring at you and "not liking" you anymore with her mind powers🔻
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#TheMindOfAWomanIsASafariWithWildAnimals🤔👸🏽🦏🐘🦍🐆
#BeautifulWhenInLoveUglyWhenTheDustSettles😍☺️➡️👹😥
#AWomanCanBeSoCalmButHerThoughtsAreLikeStorms😊🙏🏽➡️🤔🌪️🌊
#Relationships 👩🏽😍👨🏾
#MenAreBeautifulAtFirstSightButUglyInTheLongRun👨🏾😍😳➡️👹😥👨🏾
#Women 👮🏾‍♀️👩🏽🎓👩🏾💼👩🏽✈️
#FunnyButNotFunny 😂➡️😠
#Funny 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹My fellow tanned minions (brothers) RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU WANT TO DIE?....😳🤔. Good😪, now I come to you from a place of common sense. Notice the individuals in this video are of the Caucasian race👨🏻👩🏻. No one knows why they do what they do. 🤔😰But please, do not be encouraged to try this with a black woman👩🏾. I mean a true negro woman👩🏾. I mean a Nigerian woman👩🏾🇳🇬!🔹😱😱
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🔺Dear Black Queens come learn how to be patient and calm🔻😂🤣
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#TheQuestToDiePrematurely👨🏾⚰️
#NineLivesWontSaveAnyManFromWhatsToCome👨🏾9️⃣🔪⛏️
#RoughPlayNeverLookedSoRough😱
#Relationships 👩🏽😍👨🏾
#Anger 😡
#Women 👮🏾‍♀️👩🏽🎓👩🏾💼👩🏽✈️
#FunnyButNotFunny 😂➡️😠
#Funny 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

George Onyebuchi (@jorgeblaq)

Beard haters 😂😂 #Repost from @kinghashthattag using @RepostRegramApp - 🔹There's a certain level of vexation I feel for minions (male or female) who date for superficial reasons. If he isn't tall enough to reach my ambitions, that's a No. If his nose can't smell success, No. If his eyes can't see tomorrow, No. If he smiles and his teeth don't let out a symphony, No! If she can't cook like Snow White did for the seven dwarves, No. If she can't start a business like little Red Riding Hood did with one apple, No🔹😤🙄
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🔺Minions....Females... typical! How would you feel if I said we can't date until you open up your belly and show me your ovaries? Since we are being petty, lets do this then... Fellas my advice to you all:🔻
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#LetsTalk 🤔
#DontDateAFemaleUntilSheShowsYouHerOvariesSomeLayActualEggs🥚🤰🏽
#DontDateAFemaleUntilYouHaveSeenHerWalkInHeelsSomeWalkLikeTurkeys 🦃 🚶🏾‍♀️
#DontDateAFemaleUntilYouHaveWatchedHerSleepSomeSleepWithEyesOpen 😴 👀
#BattleOfTheSexes👮🏽🚫👮🏾‍♀️
#Relationships 👩🏽😍👨🏾
#Funny 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹There's a certain level of vexation I feel for minions (male or female) who date for superficial reasons. If he isn't tall enough to reach my ambitions, that's a No. If his nose can't smell success, No. If his eyes can't see tomorrow, No. If he smiles and his teeth don't let out a symphony, No! If she can't cook like Snow White did for the seven dwarves, No. If she can't start a business like little Red Riding Hood did with one apple, No🔹😤🙄
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🔺Minions....Females... typical! How would you feel if I said we can't date until you open up your belly and show me your ovaries? Since we are being petty, lets do this then... Fellas my advice to you all:🔻
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#LetsTalk 🤔
#DontDateAFemaleUntilSheShowsYouHerOvariesSomeLayActualEggs🥚🤰🏽
#DontDateAFemaleUntilYouHaveSeenHerWalkInHeelsSomeWalkLikeTurkeys 🦃 🚶🏾‍♀️
#DontDateAFemaleUntilYouHaveWatchedHerSleepSomeSleepWithEyesOpen 😴 👀
#BattleOfTheSexes👮🏽🚫👮🏾‍♀️
#Relationships 👩🏽😍👨🏾
#Funny 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

The Jobless Graduate (@iamjobzskhmo)

#RP From @kinghashthattag 🔹Hormonal Pigeons!!! 😤Listen, men ask this question because we really want to know a lot about the situation. We need clarity!!.😏 Are you angry b'cos of what we did?🤔 Were you already angry before we made you angry?🤔 Will you remain angry even though we have already established the fact that you are angry?🤔 How angry are you on a scale of 1-10: Where 1= "Let's forget about it" and 10= "My next move will land me on an episode of WOMEN WHO KILL".🤔 Answers please....🔹😤🙄
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🔺Dear Bae, if you are reading this, I am being held hostage by a group of dwarves and one of them logged into my IG page to type the banter you just read. Please ignore!🔻
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#LetsTalk 🤔
#BetterSayNothingWhenShesVexed 🤐
#IfYouAreGoingToSpeakJustSaySorry🙏🏽
#EvenWhenYouSaySorry...FleeTheScene🙏🏽➡️🏃🏾💨
#Relationships 👩🏽😍👨🏾
#Anger 😡
#Women 👮🏾‍♀️👩🏽🎓👩🏾💼👩🏽✈️
#FunnyButNotFunny 😂➡️😠
#Funny 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏
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IT'S • A • R E P O S T

The Paying Hobby (@wigville)

So APT!! #Repost @kinghashthattag (@get_repost)
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*France has decided via the ballot box! Alas a 39 year old will be sworn in as the next President of France. First it was Canada, 🇨🇦 now its France 🇫🇷. My prayer is that the same youthful change comes Nigeria's way in 2019! When the time comes, get your voters cards ready! Out with the old and in with the new please! No more 60s, 70s and 80 year olds in governance! These geriatrics are taking us back with their Old Testament and regressive policies. Nigeria, let's learn from France! Let's be young again! I am tired of having my President and other political office holders being nicknamed "Baba", and "Mama". Dear Old People, respect your self, act your age, go and rest! "The youths are the leaders of tomorrow" you said... Well guess what, Tommorrow has come!* #DearOldPeopleActYourAge👵🏾👴🏾😏
#NigeriaWillBeYoungAgain🇳🇬👨🏾👩🏽
#GetYourVotersCards🔖
#VoteOldPeopleOut👉🏾😤👴🏾👵🏾
#VoteYoungPeopleIn👉🏾🤗👨🏾👩🏽
#France 🇫🇷
#Macron 👨🏻
#Nigeria 🇳🇬
#Polictics🏛️
#2019📅
#OutWithTheOldAndInWithTheNew🙏🏽
#SameLeadersSinceThe60s😡😡
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Hormonal Pigeons!!! 😤Listen, men ask this question because we really want to know a lot about the situation. We need clarity!!.😏 Are you angry b'cos of what we did?🤔 Were you already angry before we made you angry?🤔 Will you remain angry even though we have already established the fact that you are angry?🤔 How angry are you on a scale of 1-10: Where 1= "Let's forget about it" and 10= "My next move will land me on an episode of WOMEN WHO KILL".🤔 Answers please....🔹😤🙄
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🔺Dear Bae, if you are reading this, I am being held hostage by a group of dwarves and one of them logged into my IG page to type the banter you just read. Please ignore!🔻
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#LetsTalk 🤔
#BetterSayNothingWhenShesVexed 🤐
#IfYouAreGoingToSpeakJustSaySorry🙏🏽
#EvenWhenYouSaySorry...FleeTheScene🙏🏽➡️🏃🏾💨
#Relationships 👩🏽😍👨🏾
#Anger 😡
#Women 👮🏾‍♀️👩🏽🎓👩🏾💼👩🏽✈️
#FunnyButNotFunny 😂➡️😠
#Funny 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Brothers be advised, at these times a woman's thoughts are not of peace, they are thoughts of trouble that may bring you to an unexpected end🔹😢⚰️
#WhenSheExpectsA"BabeBringThatBootyHere"ButYouHitHerWith"PleasePassMeTheRemote"👩🏽🔞➡️👨🏾🙄
#WhenSheExpectsAHeyBooButYouGiveHerBabesWhereIsMyFood👩🏽 😍😋➡️🙄👨🏾🍛
#WhenSheExpectsA"NiceMealBabe"ButYouHitHerWith"WheresTheExtraMeat" 👩🏽🙌🏾🍛➡️👨🏾😏🍗
#WhenSheExpectsA"BabeHaveYouBeenSquatting"ButYouHitHerWith"BabeAreYouAddingWeight"👩🏽🍑😍➡️👨🏾😏🤕
#WhenSheExpectsABabeWeAreGoingOutButSheGetsABabeMyMumsComingOver💃🏽😍🍝🍷➡️👨🏾🙄👵🏾
#MenSayTheDarnestThings😂🤣
#AllMenAreScumButAllWomenAreMisinterpreters🙄😏
#Relationships 👩🏽😍🤵🏾
#Men 🤵🏾👨🏾
#Tension 😢
#kinghashthattag👑#️⃣
#Sayeetaziteez 😏
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