Olabanji Salaudeen (@walexyballer)

#Repost @kinghashthattag (@get_repost)
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🔹Be assured that at some point in your life, you will be so broken by people, events, and circumstances that you will have no idea where you are going or where you came from. You may find yourself constantly crying on the inside whilst trying to hide it on the outside.🔹🙏🏽 ___________________________
🔺Remember this, the broken pieces are all part of you and they are all there. Falling apart may be seen as a blessing in disguise as you can come back from it having learnt and rebuilt. 🔻🙏🏽
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#Edidiong👨🏽 #GoodMorningWithEdidiong🙏🏽 #ListenToEdidiong👂🏽
#Gratata 🙌🏾 #YouNeverKnowWhatYouAreMadeOfUntilYouAreBroken 🤔➡️🤕
#RebuildRemodelReshape 🙏🏽
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣ #SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹"It's exactly 10 Days to #AttitudeFairAbj4 #deluxesales.. Coming up on the 28th of October 2017
@Ceddi Plaza Its gonna be a Record-smaching Edition. Come Enjoy mind blowing discount, Learn a Skill for Free, enjoy Free Medicals, free WiFi, Games, dance/musical performances, Sounds from Your Fav Djs, lots of Freebies and most of All ENTRY IS FREE!!! For Vendor space/Partnership call TC 09059353718 or EFE 07060803221
ATTITUDEFAIRABJ4 Is SPONSORED by @payporte
And POWERED BY @instantpickup #deluxesales #dance #skill #awards #Oct28th #ceddiplaza #countdown #wejustwannahavefun" 🔹
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#Abuja 🇳🇬
#CeddiPlaza 🏢
#AbujaAttitudeFair 🎊🎉
#Sales🛒🛍️
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏📢
@Ivorymarkng @_sirtimmy @abujagossips @onpointsales @Uniabjfinest @9jacampusstyle @mixedmedia @postmyevents

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Be assured that at some point in your life, you will be so broken by people, events, and circumstances that you will have no idea where you are going or where you came from. You may find yourself constantly crying on the inside whilst trying to hide it on the outside.🔹🙏🏽 ___________________________
🔺Remember this, the broken pieces are all part of you and they are all there. Falling apart may be seen as a blessing in disguise as you can come back from it having learnt and rebuilt. 🔻🙏🏽
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#Edidiong👨🏽 #GoodMorningWithEdidiong🙏🏽 #ListenToEdidiong👂🏽
#Gratata 🙌🏾 #YouNeverKnowWhatYouAreMadeOfUntilYouAreBroken 🤔➡️🤕
#RebuildRemodelReshape 🙏🏽
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣ #SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹The #GMWE skits resume tomorrow. I apologize for keeping the savage character away for so long. A little research had to be carried out to improve the character.🔹🙏🏽 ___________________________
🔺Please be advised that #Edidiong's antics may have taken a turn for the worse. However I have taken measures both spiritually and physically to protect my person so no need to worry. (Not like you care anyways)😏🔻😁⚔️🛡️
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#Edidiong👨🏽 #GoodMorningWithEdidiong🙏🏽 #ListenToEdidiong👂🏽
#Gratata 🙌🏾 #Live 🙏🏽 #Love ❤️
#Laugh 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣ #SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹We were all once children, and still have that child dwelling within us. But most adults are quite unaware of this. And this lack of conscious relatedness to our own inner child is precisely where so many behavioral, emotional and relationship difficulties stem from.🔹🙏🏽❤️
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♦️But, as far as I am concerned, this is not adulthood. Real adulthood hinges on knowing, accepting, and taking responsibility for loving and parenting your own inner child. For most adults, this never happens. Instead, their inner child has been denied, neglected, disparaged, abandoned or rejected. Embrace your inner child! Live! Love! Laugh!♦️🙏🏽❤️😂
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#MyInnerChildWearsRaybans👶🏽😎
#MyInnerChildIsWhoIReallyAm👶🏽😁
#IAmASuffererOfInnerChildSyndrome👶🏽😁
#InnerChildSyndrome👶🏽
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Dear NASS, FERMA, MoPW&H, FCTA, FRSC I hope you are well if so, doxology. I write to enquire about the strategies employed in the drive for agriculture in this country. This is because I feel it has been extended to roads via manhole covers. This manhole cover has been like this for months and now, logs are sprouting from it. I can argue at this rate we will be the worlds greatest producers of fig trees on highways. Anyways, If you do find time in your busy schedule after ignoring Benin-Ore express way, Enugu-Onitsha road, Lokoja- Ajaokuta road, amongst others, please help purchase a proper manhole cover for this exposed death trap or kindly set up an agency for Manhole covers like emmm National Agency for Manhole Covers (NAMC) to be headed by a medical doctor or retired Fire Service chief as usual.🔹📝🙄😤😢
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♦️I am actually concerned for the rich who actually ply this same road to play golf on the golf course. As for the poor people, don't worry, they don't even need roads. My warmest regards to those in power.♦️📝😏🙄😢
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#DeathTraps😢🇳🇬
#BadRoads😢🇳🇬
#AgricultureByForce😢🇳🇬
#Madness😏🇳🇬
#IfThisCanHappenInAbujaThenIAmSorryForBeninOreExpressWay😢🙏🏽🇳🇬
#HowMuchIsAManHoleCover🤔🇳🇬
#ManHoleCoversAreALuxury🤑🇳🇬
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹KINGSMAN: The Arewa Connection. 🔹😎🇳🇬🎬📽️📸
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♦️Starring @kinghashthattag as Alhaji Idanun Maciji (Codename: Mr Snake Eyes 🐍 👀 ) and @dengezamani as Alhaji Hanta Kaza (Codename: Uncle Chicken Liver 🐓 🍖)♦️😎🤵🏽😂🤣
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#OnTheSultansSecretService 👳🏾‍♀️🇳🇬
#ForTheNorthAndCountry 🙌🏾🇳🇬
#PrincesOfTheNorth 🤴🏽🤴🏾🇳🇬
#SnakeEyesAndChickenLiver🐍👀🔃🐓🍖
#ArewasFinestSecretAgents😎🤵🏽
#InaKwana 🙏🏽🌝
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Laughs 😂
#Funny 🤣
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹These cats dropping hits! There's wisdom in these lyrics! Everything revolves around the BALANCE(BALANSSSS)!🔹😏🤑💳💵💰🤣😂
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🔺It's the ad-libs that kill me! Unmmm, Da balansssss, kpiuuu, aii, yanghaaaa, ubankuuuu, balance/balance, skrrrrr🔻🎤🎼👨🏿😂🤣
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#WhenShesAlreadyEatenButWantsToDoTakeAwayShowHerTheBalance😏💳
#ItsAllAboutTheBankBalance😏💳🏦
#CiagaIsTheSoundTheCardMakesWhenYouSwipe💳🎼
#BeforeYouSwipeTheCardMakeSureYouKnowTheBalance💳🎼➡️🤔🏦
#BeforeYouCiagaMakeSureYouKnowTheBalance💳🎼➡️🤔💰
#BankAccountBalance🏦💰
#FireInTheBooth 🔥🎼🎤
#MansNotHot 😏🔥
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏
Cc @michaeldapaah_ @charliesloth ✊🏾✊🏾

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Minions!! For me, The scariest image at the gym (after dumb bells over 25kg) is the image of another individual with a pot belly dressed in spandex! Nothing hurts my eyes like the sight of a pot belly struggling in spandex!🔹🙈😢🥊
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🔺Please if you have a pot belly and you are coming to the gym, wear anything that protects the "eye interests" of other gym users. Wear a blanket, a bed sheet, you can even wear a house!🔻😤🙄
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#ThisIsntBodyShaming😏🙄
#KeepYourPotBellyOutOfTheGym🏋🏽⛔️👨🏽🤰🏽
#PotBelliesAreNotGymFriendly😏➡️👨🏽🤰🏽
#PotBelly 👨🏽🤰🏽
#Live 🙏🏽
#Love ❤️
#Laugh 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Make a sentence with any four songs from Mr Mars... I will start. ("All I ask" is that I get some "24KMagic" else I will turn into the meanest "Gorilla" and "Marry You") 🔹📝🎤🎼☺️😌 ______________________________________
#BrunoMars 👨🏻
#FavoriteMillenialArtiste 👨🏻🙌🏾
#FavoriteSongsFromBruno👨🏻🎼🎤
#MrMars👨🏻
#MrMarsWillSingTheNationalAnthOfNorthKoreaAndStealYourGirl🎤🎼
#NoOneDoesItLikeMrMars🙌🏾
#WordPlayWithSongs📝🎼
#Laughs 😂
#Funny 🤣
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

IYKE ADIELE (@iykeadiele)

WAIT FOR IT FAM🔥🔥#Repost @kinghashthattag (@get_repost)
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🔹Few months ago, a blessing/troublemaker of a friend @fran_asemota persuaded me to see beyond my usual rants and long epistle write-ups (Like this one) and do something unique. So I wrote my first satire comedy script with 12 episodes which was critiqued and proofread by my sister @amaka.azie and luckily one of the best directors @kassimbraimah graced me with reading it. While I still think it doesn't come close to a "good" script, he believes I am on to something and now I am shooting. The chemistry with @iykeadiele is just magical. But gosh, acting is hard work.🔹🙏🏽
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🔺You only have one life! Take risks, make your inner child happy! Live, love, laugh! 🔻🙏🏽
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#NewProject 🎬📽️
#NewCharacter😉
#NewDirection📽️🎬
#TP4SS📺
#PET👨🏾💼
#IWantToLiveWhileIAmAlive😊
#Live 🙏🏽
#Love ❤️
#Laugh 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Few months ago, a blessing/troublemaker of a friend @fran_asemota persuaded me to see beyond my usual rants and long epistle write-ups (Like this one) and do something unique. So I wrote my first satire comedy script with 12 episodes which was critiqued and proofread by my sister @amaka.azie and luckily one of the best directors @kassimbraimah graced me with reading it. While I still think it doesn't come close to a "good" script, he believes I am on to something and now I am shooting. The chemistry with @iykeadiele is just magical. But gosh, acting is hard work.🔹🙏🏽
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🔺You only have one life! Take risks, make your inner child happy! Live, love, laugh! 🔻🙏🏽
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#NewProject 🎬📽️
#NewCharacter😉
#NewDirection📽️🎬
#TP4SS📺
#PET👨🏾💼
#IWantToLiveWhileIAmAlive😊
#Live 🙏🏽
#Love ❤️
#Laugh 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹People who go on other people's pages or blogs comment sections and make it their job to randomly select comments and respond to the comments with insults or foolishness, I say Hell awaits you!🔹🙏🏽
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🔺My rule is simple, if I don't know you but I feel the need to respond to your comment, I will respond ambiguously, or anonymously without triggering a comment war. If I do know you, then let's take it to the DMs!🔻🙏🏽
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#KeepCommentSectionsClean 💬🙏🏽
#IfIDontKnowYouAndYouTagMeToFoolishnessIWillBlockYou🙄😏⛔️
#YouDontHaveToRespondToEveryComment🙄😏💬
#CommentWars 💬🔫💬⚔️
#Live 🙏🏽
#Love ❤️
#Laugh 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏
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