Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#ThisIsTheHeightOfUngratefulness😤
#ThisIsThePeakOfThanklessness😤
#TheActOfPremiumBastardery😤
*If I did this to my dad*🤔
#Me👨🏾: *Logs on to Snapchat* But Dad, I wanted a Ferrari!😡😤
#Dad👴🏾: *Screams from upstairs* You bastard, come upstairs, What did you just put up on Snapchat?*😡😤
#Me👨🏾: Dad, I am tired of you embarrassing me. I asked for a Ferrari and you got me a Lamborghini. My friends will laugh at me. 😏😒
#Dad👴🏾: *Pulls out his Nokia 3310 and slaps me* You will end up in MacDonalds!!Again I insist you are a bastard!!🤕👋🏿
#Me👨🏾: *Wakes up 5 years later* Dad, is it true you slapped me 5 years ago and I am just waking up?🤕😴
#Dad👴🏾: Go downstairs and wash that Lamborghini. Don't ask me stupid questions. 😤😏
#WithGratitudeToGodForASlapWellDeserved🙏🏽😂🤣🤣
#kinghashthattag👑#️⃣
#Sayeetaziteez 😏

Thony_YHL™️ ⚜️ (@thony_yhl)

From @vasatileanny - Happy Sunday lovelies. Start your week smiling 😂😂😂😂 #SayeetAziteez my RANT Segment. Today, I have a word for ACCENT ANALYSERS 😁. May you be blessed as you CLICK THE LINK IN MY BIO (and repost). Don't forget to subscribe, like and share 💋
#Her #OurYearOfGreatness #ThatMultiMediaBabe #DeltaBabe #PHCBabe #VAI #TVWP #TFS #SA #FWM #TheMakingOfAConglomerate #RedefinedGospel #Sociopreneur #instalike #friends #family #youtube

V A S A T I L E🌎A N N Y💕INC🛫🌎 (@vasatileanny)

Happy Sunday lovelies. Start your week smiling 😂😂😂😂 #SayeetAziteez my RANT Segment. Today, I have a word for ACCENT ANALYSERS 😁. May you be blessed as you CLICK THE LINK IN MY BIO (and repost). Don't forget to subscribe, like and share 💋 #Her #OurYearOfGreatness #ThatMultiMediaBabe #DeltaBabe #PHCBabe #VAI #TVWP #TFS #SA #FWM #TheMakingOfAConglomerate #RedefinedGospel #Sociopreneur #instalike #friends #family #youtuber

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.” _______________________________________________#SmallFeetGetTheBestShoes 😍👞
#FeetSizeDoesntDetermineTheSizeOfOtherBodyParts 😏🔞 *A horse has hooves but is still endowed so....Minions will be blocked if they speak with disregard* #TryMe😏

#kinghashthattag👑#️⃣
#sayeetaziteez 😏😎

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#ThatAwkwardMomentWhenYouKnowYouShouldPickADisposableDuvetAndUseIt😏😴
#MothersWillBestAnyNewsNetworkWithGistOnceTheyMeetTheirFriendsInTheMarket🙄😏
#MotherWillSendYouOnRandomErrandsJustSoTheyCanHaveTheirFiveMinsOfGossipSpaTreatment🛍️🚶🏾👈🏾
#SituationBeLike🤔
#Mum:*SeesAuntyJosephineAndScreams* I knew I would find you here buying detergent. 😝😜
#AuntyJosephine:Thelma,Shame on you for not telling me about Mama Ifeoma's failed dinner party.🙄😝
#Mum:My dear you don't know the half of it..*Mum turns to me*Go and pick out choice thread for your torn school uniform.👔😏😒
#Me:But mummy you already picked a new shirt so no need to sew the old one😒
#Mum: *Visibly angry* My friend make yourself useful! Can't you see we are talking.😤😠. #Me:*Opens disposable duvet and cover self* Mummy wake me up when you are done.😴🤕
#MothersWillTradeYourPeaceOfMindForTheirImpromptuShoppingBanter😂😂😂👑#️⃣ #Kinghashthattag #Sayeetaziteez

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#9OutOf10FemalesHaveExperiencedThisRelationshipRuiningMoment💔😰
#IfYouEverWantToKnowYourGirlsFartLimitTickleHerTillSheFarts😂
#TheResultingSoundAndSmellWillDetermineIfYouTrustAnythingThatComesOutOfHer🏃🏾
#SomeFemalesWillEvenGetAngryCosTheyWereTickledAndTheyFarted😡👩🏽 #Bae:*VisiblyEmbarrassed*I told you to stop, now look what you made me do😡🙈
#Me:*InShock* Why are you mad, Like did I tickle your butt or your sides?😳
#TicklishFartsAreTheWorstCosTheyComeWithNoControlOverSound🔇 *Its like Bae ate a DJ the night before*🤔🎼
#ItsLikeOneMinuteYourGirlIsLaughingThruHerMouthAndNextYouAreInShock😳🤔 *You can't believe she has had that sound in her all this time*
#FemaleMinionsWillBlameAnythingForTheTerribleSmell😏
*I had eggs without my makeup*🍳😏
*I didn't exfoliate today*🙄😏
*I didn't say grace before you started tickling me*🙏🏽😏
#ShameOnAllFemalesWhoThinkAfterPullingStuntsLikeThis"IAmSorry"CutsIt👻😂😂👑#️⃣ #Kinghashthattag #Sayeetaziteez
♻️ @iamdesibanks 🙏🏽

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#SantaWasntGoingToWaitTillChristmasDayToDeliverJusticeToThePaedophile😏😂 #SantaWasntEvenGoingToCrawlDownAnyChimneyForThisDelivery😏
#SantaWentFromHoHoHoToBlowsBlowsBlows😂😂😂➡️🤕🤕🤕 #SituationBeLike🤔
#Santa🎅🏽: Hey little boy
#LittleBoy👦🏽:Hey Santa
#Santa🎅🏽: What do you want for Christmas😊
#LittleBoy👦🏽: Santa, see that man over there, he tried to touch my....😔🔞
#Santa🎅🏽: He What!!! Say no more (turns to the elves) Alabastar Snowball, get the team. Let's give that filth some PaRumPumPumPum on his drums 👊🏾💪🏾🎅🏽😈👻
#AlabastarSnowball👻: Santa do I bring the reindeers? 🐴
#Santa🎅🏽:No, Rudolph and his brothers can sit this one out 😒
#TheElvesLeftTheirToyMakingDutiesAndWentInOnTheAction😈👊🏾 #SantaGaveThePerpTheSilentNightUpperCutWithAHarkTheHeraldAngelKick 👊🏾🤕😂
#SantaMovedThePerpsNameToNumberOneOnTheNaughtyList😂😂
#FreeSanta 🙌🏾🎅🏽 #SantaAndTheElvesLivesMatter🎅🏽🙌🏾👻😂😂👑#️⃣ #Kinghashthattag #Sayeetaziteez

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#WhenTheWildResponseComesThruItsTheExcitementIsLikeMMMIsBack😂😂 *Get your money back*🤑
#ThoseTextMessagesThatOnceSentAndDeliveredLeaveYouDebatingYourLifeChoices😰🤔 *Should I have sent that?*🤔📩 #ThoseRiskyTextMessagesThatCanResetYourRelationshipInAnInstant⏲️❤️➡️💔
#RiskyTextsLike"BabeDidYouCookJollof?"🤔😋
*WildResponse: Ofcos Hun, I even fried plantain*☺️😉
*NegativeResponse:Am I your mother*😏🙄
#RiskyTextLike"BaeYouUp?"☺️🔞
*WildResponse: Yeah, thinking about you*☺️😍🙈
*NegativeResponse: Go to bed, my battery's low*😏🔋
#RiskyTextLike"HiItsMe"😎
*WildResponse:I know, I was hoping you'd text*😌
*NegativeResponse:Me,Who*😏😠
#RiskyTextLike"HelenSendMeAPictureOfYouWearingNothing"😋🔞📸
*WildResponse:Hold on let me lock the doors*😉😌🚪
*NegativeResponse:This is Helen's father (Pastor Mugabe), see me after service tomorrow*👴🏾😤😂😂👑#️⃣
#kinghashthattag #sayeetaziteez

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#SayHelloToStephenJobsonTheFatherOfComFoolters🙌🏾🤓🖥️💻⌨️
#WhenYouSellMemoryCardsButYourAnatomicalMemoryCardIsFried😰🤕🤑
#LetsAnalyseStephen👨🏿
#SJ:WeSellMemoryCardDanlowdMucikRepyaaLaptopAlsoAnyTypeOfSystems🤓🖥️💻
#Chuey:WhatDoesCPUMean?
#SJ:CBU...CBUIThingItMeanEhnnnCocial....Sorry *CocialPointingUmbrella*☂️🖥️💻
#Chuey:YouRepairComputerWhatDoesCPUMean🤔🎙️
#SJ:*ClearlyAngeredByChuey*EezItUSB..AsInTheCPUInUSB?😏🙄
#Chuey:CPU!😐
#SJ:CPUMeanEm...AzawilimeanTo...😫😖 *Azawalameanto is jibberish for "I have lost my mind..please come and be going*😡😡
#ThisIsThatComputerTechnicianWhoWillReplaceYourRAMCardWithDettolSoap😂😂
#TheTypeOfComputerTechnicianToReplaceYourKeyboardWithWhiteboardAndMarker⌨️➡️
😂😂👑#️⃣
#kinghashthattag #sayeetaziteez
Cc @pulsenigeria247 @chuey.chu @swicktv 🙌🏾
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