Welcome to the Azteca salsa club.
No, Take off your party shirt and fancy shoes. not that salsa club. I'm talkin' party in your mouth kinda salsa club.
We've got 'oops no panties' salsa verde - tomatillo, coriander and lime.
'Shark attack no legs' salsa roja - habanero, chipotle and coriander.
Christmas presents anyone?