Long ass story but whatever. TLDR I'm bald and petty
Regular (900 year old) guy that comes into the store I work at came in today with his buddy and they tried to give me shit for shaving my head and getting tattoos. He complained that I was "ruining myself" and "making myself ugly" because of my short hair and that I'd look so much nicer with hair and no tattoos. It got me wondering who the actual fuck this guy thought he was talking to lmfao like buddy I'm not your doll that you can dress up and shape however you want, I'm my own person. It's adorable that you care so much though.
I asked him why he felt so entitled to my appearance and he couldn't give me a straight answer.
All he could say was " I just wish I wasn't forced to look at it ". Since I cant tell him to go and straddle a jackhammer I do the next best thing and shave the rest of my hair off because I'm a petty asshole. I had no idea the way I look meant so much to random people that don't know anything about me, and it's really fun having the power to potentially rustle someones jimmies THAT much over a haircut and some tattoos and bitch I'm fucking living for it. Like guys he was so upset it was actually hilarious seeing a grown man that sad over literally NOTHING and I cant wait until he comes in again, I literally cannot wait. I feel so powerful and free. #BASKINTHEPETTINESS#baskinit#bald#werk#feelingmyoats