Marlowe is happy to taste success, as long as there's still room for Auri's kiss to linger on his lips.
Just weeks ago, he was toiling away on his #100daysofderp project in a -shaped cloud of anonymity. Then he and Darby's furever kat krushes @xafiandauri said yes to a double date. Along came the features, the Fortune 500 listing and the self-opening canned cat-food endorsement.
Then prom night arrived, followed by time travel with @the_furry_collective and guest appearances on @salty_sea_cat and @miuandmao.
And then she kissed him.
As if that weren't enough, the hosts of #PetProm2017 made him, Darby, Xafi and Auri 'Cutest Couple' - or cutest couple of couples, to be precise.
This is bliss!
He's done the math. A few rolls of the dice from now he'll plunge face-first into the tabloids. If he's lucky, in 6 months he'll be living the dream as a used-food blogger and posting #caticorn selfies. Hopefully with his true love Auri by his side.