*Two men garbed in shabby business suits are holding an emergency meeting concerning the fate of their company in the basement of an apartment*
Bossman: Johnson, let me be frank with you. We don't have much time until this whole operation goes kaput. We've both completely exhausted our liquidized assets and as it stands our company is $15,000 dollars in debt. *drying machine starts in background*
Johnson: I am well aware of the gravity of our predicament. Rest assured I am hard at work launching backup plans D-Y. *gestures towards a pile of incomprehensible gibberish* One of these plans is bound to succeed in securing our spot in the marketplace, that's probability for you!
Bossman: You've giving me the same spiel over and over again in the but dressing it up in different words ever since I first met you. What makes your word any more reliable this time around?
Johnson: The internet and its channels make up the largest active market. Its potential for profit is practically limitless. So things haven't been advancing along at the rate we expected them to; big deal. In a few short months all of this will be behind us. *flashes obnoxious smile*
Bossman: No more excuses! *bangs desk* *the desk then crumples because it's made of cardboard* I'm giving you one more chance here Johnson, and if you value your source of income I suggest you think long and hard about your next course of action. *Johnson appears disengaged and more interested in spinning the pencil in his hand*
Johnson: Looks like I'm going to have to pull out the big guns earlier than expected. *pulls sunglasses out of pocket**puts and and pulls off sunglasses in dramatic fashion* You won't be disappointed sir! *runs into doorframe on the way out* #Green#Great#Vast#Forest#Expanse#Trail#Woods#Trees#Evergreen#Sunny#WestCoast#Multitude#Business#Strategy#Important#Picture