It has come to my attention that I may not have been as straightforward as necessary. So I'm going to take a moment to make myself clear.
I am bisexual. I like both men and women. I will not "play straight" for your comfort. I'll even be gay louder, whatever that might mean. I suppose it means more glitter which I'm 100% down for. But you have a great opportunity here, so I don't want you to miss out. Here's your chance to sashay away. Unfollow, unfriend, do what you need to do. I truly promise I'm not going to chase you. Heck, I probably won't even notice. I neither need nor want people like you in my life as I intend to possibly be even more fabulous than before. I can tell you I will never be more afraid of you than I am proud of myself.
Now for anyone who stays, I appreciate your support for what doesn't seem like a thing that needs to be up for public debate. I only have one request.
Don't pray for me.
If you're sticking around because you're gonna "pray the gay away" I'm gonna ask that you hold your thoughts and prayers for the next mass shooting where they do equal amounts of good. I'm not going to "change my mind" or wake up one day and say "I think it was all a lie." Nope folks. This is where I'm at. And if you're not okay with that, then I ask you also to sashay away.
This has been a vaguely public news bulletin. Thank you and good night. .