Vsporty_Cockamaminess (@vsporty_cockamaminess)

I think his drug of choice is meth. IJS. Credit: @nochillvines

sparklz (@misssparklz)

Oh jeez!! My ribs hurt so much!! Y'all got till #april 7th to put your shit together!!! #kendricklamar #drake #ovo #bigsean #rap #rapmusic #hiphop #hilariousshit #hilarious

Max Miller (@ruin_my_week)

This picture plus comment was easily the greatest thing I saw on the Internet today. (h/t @tumblr)

Amazingly Awesome Gifts (@amazinglyawesomegifts)

Started the day off right with this delicious smelling Gardenia Orange scented soap! Have a damn you smell awesome kinda day! #funnygifts #blueq #haveagoodday #kickass #amazinglyawesomegifts

Max Miller (@ruin_my_week)

This tweet by @reelquinn was my favorite of the week, but there are a bunch of other funny ones you can read when you're done marveling at this giant chicken in the link in my bio.
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