alpha2omegafit (@alpha2omegafit)

Just jokes
Dad, I want to become a politician," said Jim.

His father asked, "And what are you doing to become one?" "Nothing, dad." "Good, you're halfway there then."
#funny #ha #haha #justjoke #joke #laugh #laughter #laughteriskey #laughterisgood #laughterisgreat #laughterisgoodforthesoul #laughteristhebestmedicine #laughterishealthy #laughterishealing

Derrick Durrell Dixon 🎬🎬 (@3dddproductions)

When you wake up to go to the store and you realize you forgot something. My Keys......Have a wonderful day...keeping smiling. #model #malemodel #laughterisgood #haveagreatweekend

Vincent Rutley (@vincentrutley)

Dope play rehearsal tonight! "Pookies Temple" next Saturday. See flyer on my pg for ticket info and details! HILARIOUS show. I'm about to clown in Jesus name! πŸ˜ƒ
#ActorsLife #Show #StagePlay #PookiesTemple #Detroit #Event #WheelchairLife #Clownin #Work #Quadriplegic #ChristianComedian #Comedy #LaughterIsGOOD #BrotherJones

alpha2omegafit (@alpha2omegafit)

Joke of the day
A client recently brought her two cats to my husband’s veterinary clinic for their annual checkup. One was a small-framed, round tiger-striped tabby, while the other was a long, sleek black cat.

She watched closely as I put each on the scale. β€œThey weigh about the same,” I told her. β€œThat proves it!” she exclaimed. β€œBlack does make you look slimmer and stripes make you look fat.”
#funny #ha #haha #joker #joke #jokeoftheday #laugh #laughter #laughterisgood #laughterisgreat #laughteriskey #laughterisgoodforthesoul #laughteristhebestmedicine #laughterishealing #laughterishealthy

Hi, I'm Emmy Liana D. (@yogaketawa_indonesia)

BEAUTY IS NOT ON THE FACE. BEAUTY IS IN THE HEART. - Kahlil Gibran. LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MAKE UP - Madan Kataria, the founder of laughter Yoga International. Laughter Yoga with happy students of SMKN 1 Kebumen. #laughter #laugjteristhebestmakeup #laughterisgood #laughterisgoodforthesoul #laughteristhebestmedicine #laughteryogaindonesia #laughteryoga #yogaketawaindonesia #yogaketawa #happysmile #happymind #happysouls #smkn1kebumen #ayongguyu

alpha2omegafit (@alpha2omegafit)

Joke of the day
A yellow Labrador walks into a job referral agency and asks if they have any openings for him. After the receptionist picks herself up off the floor, she asks the dog to come back in an hour. The dog agrees and walks out. As soon as the dog leaves she calls the circus and asks if they can use a talking dog. "Of course," says the owner, "send him down." An hour later, the dog walks back into the agency and the receptionist yells that she has a job for the dog in the circus.

To which the dog replies, "What does the circus want with a carpenter?"
#funny #ha #haha #joker #joke #jokeoftheday #laugh #laughter #laughterisgood #laughterisgreat #laughteriskey #laughterisgoodforthesoul #laughteristhebestmedicine #laughterishealing #laughterishealthy

Amanda (@healthmomma24)

Lol...excitement over stupid stuff! I may or may not do this 😍 #funnymemes #laughterisgood

NPHC of WNY (@nphcofwny)

Pls join the WNY NPHC as we bring the Greek comedy tour to Buffalo!!! This event is open to the public and we look forward to seeing you there. Tickets are on sale now on eventbrite. #bringAFriend #laughterIsGood

Jenna Fisher (@jennarfisher)

Want to know how to keep a threenager (not for long!) busy during a 25 min workout?! Swipe! We'll just say her photography skills (and attention span) aren't quite like her brother's. πŸ˜‚

alpha2omegafit (@alpha2omegafit)

Joke of the day
Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Bill wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the table. The waitress came over and asked if they wanted some menus. "No thanks," said Doug. "I'll just have a cup of black coffee." "I'll have black coffee too," Bill said. "And please make sure the cup is clean." The waitress shot him a nasty look. She turned and marched off into the kitchen. Two minutes later, she was back. "Two cups of black coffee," she announced. "Which one of you wanted the clean cup?"
#funny #ha #haha #joker #joke #jokeoftheday #laugh #laughter #laughterisgood #laughterisgreat #laughteriskey #laughterisgoodforthesoul #laughteristhebestmedicine #laughterishealing #laughterishealthy
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