Hey everypawdy. I'm Oreo Nabisco Yum and I'm reporting live from the porch on dis dreary #whiskerwednesday. I iz so over dis rainy weather. I needs da sun on meow whiskers. Dis stank eye iz for you South Carolina craptastic weather. Go fluff yourself. You're either boiling meow man marbles off or trying to drown dems in rain. Iz it too much to ask to haz a day or two of spring. Jeez. In this mornings Mews, we hadz our breakfast and treats and Fritz Patrick Fantastic had some extra treats too. He's currently baking a "keep telling meow dat I can't fit under dis fence servant bish and watch meow jump over it wiff meow junk in da trunk" loaf by da fence. King Moo Tut iz snoring on da chair. Hey Grandpa McSleepApnea, could you zip it. I can't hear da voices in meow head. Michael J. Meow iz chasing a butterfly. Hey Fatty McThunderThighs, you iz going to start a friction fire wiff dem thighs rubbing together. Calli Coco Expialidocious iz about to give Michael her category 3 hurricane of bish slaps so she can steal his butterfly. Go get your own buggies Bishey McKleptoCathole. Sarah VAL Serendipitous iz practicing her ninja moves on Captain Corn Chip feets. Get you some Kitten McCrouchingPoofballHiddenEyeballs. Samantha Jo Scrumptious iz getting her tan on in da one tiny sun spot. Hey Crispy McGeorgeHamilton, you can still get sunburned when it's overcast. Roxy Ann Rambunctious iz back in da house after hearing a flea poot 3 miles up da road. Phoebe Erin Fabulous iz chattering at da birdies. Jacque Duchess of Fluffington iz chugging water in da sink wiff Georgia Mae Glamorous. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Instagram. Stay tuned to Team Mookeet Mews for an evening report. Have a great day everypawdy. We love you all to the moon and back. #oreonabiscoyum#blackcat#teammookeet#teamfancykitty#buzzfeedanimals#showmeyourkittiez#catsofinstagram#COIcommunity#cats_daily_feature#my_april_pet#hussycats#thememeowdel#magnificent_meowdels#fluffycatcrew#cute4kind#adoptdontshop#stopdeclawing#pawproject#pawsneedclaws#cats_of_instagram#meowvswoof#thedodo#postyourpet#pawprojectspokescat#badtagsmodelsearch#greeneyes#derp#cathole#kingcathole
Guys! I've been doubting wether to do this or not, but I decided to give it a go.
For 10 days only you can buy Purrminators socks. I will donate ALL earnings to @purrhavencats and @feralcatcolony
A pair of limited edition Purrminators socks is $14. The more we sell, the more we earn and can donate!
So you get awesome socks and at the same time donate to a good cause. It's a win-win!
If you want to order, link is in my bio or go to bakdrop.com/purrminators