Brenden Johnston (@scaryguacamole)

PSA
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I just want to go on record as saying, and I say:
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"I do NOT speak Russian!"
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(it may as well be Greek!!!)
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I am not from Russia, Russian, been near Russians, or any other Slavic speaking Nationals that might be able to muddle through Russian.
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I am not in need of a new language, because I am terrible at my own (it's mostly profanity and misspelled words).
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I am incapable of nothing more than grunts, gestures, hand motions, and talking more loudly until I get frustrated and give up (which translates poorly to Instagram).
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To the hordes of Russian women, with an ad as the top post (that I can't read... cause it's Russian).
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To the Russian model/artist/playboy/playgirl/tycoon/gambler/plumber/party girl/race car driver/party boy/DJ/gangster/MMA fighter/retail store/photographer/teen boy who looks like a rock/teen girl who looks like a stick... happy child or confused adult wearing a Snapchat filter. From Russia.
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(I also do not speak dog)
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Thank you.
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Ness Messy (@nessmessy)

I didn't make that abstract canvas, but someone who was angry at me made it, so.

Fredi Gomez Gimenez (@fredi_gimenez)

Alvarito con Tio Pablito sacando una #selfie 😅😨📷

Jaqueline Böhlke [BlogGirls] (@jaque_bohlke_bloggirls)

"Nunca reclamar
Só agradecer
Tudo o que vier eu fiz por merecer..." @supercombooficial 💕🎶
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