• Day 269 •
Thor is a clay gnome. A white one that someone bought with the intention to paint but never really had the time to do it. He didn't want to be white his whole life. He wanted to be tan. To have a beautiful color. So he decided to buy self-tanning cream. He put it all over his body and ended up being as orange as, well, an orange. He hated it. He wanted to be brown, not orange. Now, one month after applying the cream, he is still orange. His plan is to sunbathe until he gets a real tan, but it's not working very well.
BEST SELF-TAN IN THE WORLD ALERT!!! This is a dream come true!!! Cheaper than a one-off spray tan, smells delicious, no musty smell, no streaks & no elbow patches-it glides on perfectly and evenly. No stains or smell on bedsheets. No orange-stained hands. No application mitt required! I've used it for 3 days & it's pretty much still full! Hadn't used it before because was concerned my breastfed baby would end up with an orange cheek! After years of trial & error, I thought Vita Liberata was the best and least chemical-laden but that requires a mitt & whole bottle us used up after a couple of applications.