Kindergarten street cred. During a wrestling match, our tough guy split open his gums on an old heating register. As a result, Tan lost his front tooth. I just wanna kiss this toothless wonder. #toughguy#momlifeisthebestlife#thatmolloyboy
So dis not and expwanation of my picture but Ma been weally sick so she been swacking on da pics
WESUME bwack and white chawwenge!
Of the #blackandwhitechallenge. 7 days, 7 photos, no expwanations and no hoomans. Tag someone new evewy day. Today I tag my pwetty fwiend @keks_the_lab
11.20.17 We told you don’t you ever come around here
Don’t want to see your face, you better disappear
The fire’s in our eyes and our words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it.
While my brother purrvided a very New Age, zen take on Monday, I’m keepin’ it old school. #catshatemondays
Clearly, this #MichaelJackson classic is meant to be the official cat anthem for Monday. #justbeatit
Who’s with me?
It’s also the last chance to pawticipate in the #instagramsnexttopmeowdel contest.
Meowdeling isn’t always about looking cute or sexy or meowsterious. You need to have range. Sometimes, the pawtografur asks you to look fierce and that’s what I’m doing here. #bluesteel
Of course Mum is saying again that I make a good #plussizemodel. I reminded her that you don’t have to be purrfectly svelte to be a gorgeous meowdel!