I believe in secret Sky Wizards. They are real. And if I concentrate really hard and mumble thank yous to the Sky Wizards, I can do wizardry too. Wizards never die. If their mana pool destabilizes, they revert back to their vorpal pool. That's on the 17th plane, so we can't detect it. But it's always close by. After their mana pool synchronizes, they pop back. Time doesn't pass the same in vorpal space, so that could happen backwards, forwards, or even at the same point they left! Wizards never die, and can be very old. They secretly run the whole world. Their spells make the sun rise and set, and the leaves blow. You should be very thankful to wizards and mumble silent thank yous to them. If you gain their favor, they will do nice things for you. They may even allow you to live forever in their giant secret sky castles. But only if you are loyal, and very obedient. You have to remember to do as you are told, and you may never forget to say your secret thank yous to the wizard. You may not ever look at, acknowledge, or say thank you to another secret sky wizard. Not even pictures. If you do, your wizard may decide to use his magic to punish you, instead of helping you. Oh, and most secret sky wizards hate women. So if you are a woman, don't bother, they're kinda mean. And if you're gay, the secret sky wizard might try to straighten you. Or bend you. Over. So remember to say your thank yous to the secret sky wizard that is right for you, and remember, if you do as you are told and stay humble and obedient, you might get a secret sky castle!