Still available! Francois ~ French Bulldog (16 x 20", acrylic on canvas)
Bonjour. My name is Francois. Francois, of course, because I am French. A French Bulldog. I mean, I’ve never actually been to France but j’adore all things French: mimes, stripes, berets... And the food: escargot, garlic, cheese, baguettes, wine… Unfortunately, I can’t have any of these things because of my stupid allergies. My species is known for our allergies (food-based, contact, inhalant, you name it). I have to follow a strict nut-free, dairy-free, grain-free, carb-free, gluten-free, anything-that-is-tasty-free diet. You’d make this expression too if you had to live like some sort of hippy dippy granola bar. (Oh, I’m also allergic to granola bars.) Love has been somewhat difficult to find because I don’t get out much. I’m not exactly the ideal dinner or party guest.
Another reason might be that, despite my dietary specifics, I still have a few issues with excessive drooling, shedding and, um, mon dieu this is embarrassing… flatulence. But my mum always said that beauty is only skin deep and if there’s one thing I have in abundance, it’s excess skin!