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I like books and smoothies. And pretending to be healthy My sims have more interesting lives than me Watch your fucking language

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Do you want your first child to be a joy or a jirl? Doesnt matter as long as its a healthy jild

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Well thats one way to keep population growth down, I guess

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Neil b taking us to church 👀👀

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Like that DICK oo yes baby girl ;)

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I can quote thousands of memes by heart but whenever someone asks me about memes all i can think abt is fucking Pepe

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He looks kinda like Evan Peters in the pic also my cold heart melts

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Y'all don't happen to know anything about the French Colonial Empire??

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I DIDNT NOTICE AT FIRST BUT THE D'S AND S' ARE RAD AF

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So yelling JESUS CHRIST IS A MOTHERFUCKER is a sin, but what if he fucks your mom. Then its the thruth. Jesus is a motherfucker

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I walked to the top of a peak near where I live f my own free will
Will never ever happen again tho bc omg

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*stabs someone* Finally, I am Jennifer

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I didnt like Cola by Lana Del Rey at first but it gives me aesthetic vibes and i want to be classy and speak French

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Me and my best friend in 10 yrs. I wheel in the money, she makes sure i dont spend all the money on crispy chicken burgers.

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I just made the perfect chocolate cake for the first time. Alnpst burnt down the kitchen but thats okay

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Very aggressive but very cute
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