i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme) [similar]

Follow me i need validation

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

Roses are red,
All I do is cough
I wish we could be together,
But sadly my dick fell off

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

I've been watching Family Guy for three days straight now

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

Black Panther was good but like... not The Best soz

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

20% "warmth" still sounds like a lot but it's like -6 celsius and that's c o l d

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

Tbh all I want in life rn is blueberry pie

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

When you put on music on the Sims and you suddenly hear your mcr anthem from 8th grade

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

"Hey, what are you doing to my cows?" "Oh, haven't you heard?"

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

My nose literally never stops running someone help me

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

So yesterday i was sick af right and today morning I woke up all yucky and drenced in sweat but after I showed I felt cleansed so basically if you catch the same virus just know that it's a fever you CAN sweat out

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

I FORGOT THE BEST ONES HERE YOU GO

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

Sorry to completely ruin your day with this

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

Shit I almost forgot to post these hooray for a holiday created to strengthen consumerism! 😍💦🎉🎉👊🎉

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

Tag yourself im Bobson Dugnutt

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

When you think Green Light by Lorde is abt the light from the great gatsby but you check rapgenius and it turns out you're just pretentious # relatable

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

Follow-up to the last caption - my whole body was aching throughout the job interview, and there were three other girls there too who were interviewed w me. Also I sat like a rich bitch and tried to pretend like I was social and extroverted (gotta give em what they want yknow)

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

Soo life update my day was long af and started out in the cold in Oslo for some field trip shit and i was already feeling horrible, and then I couldn't relax when I came home, nooo, I had to drag my sick ass out again for a job interview

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

Hey guyyyss ❤️❤️❤️ worry for disappearing but I am TOTALLY sick bc of my STUPID. BROTHER!! :((

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

I love my mom's friends bc I entered the chicken looking like a rat on meth and they were like woowww soo prettyy

i am a Bitch. B I..C T..H ☕️ (@soundslikeameme)

Tumblr scares me because it has exquisite memes and aesthetic pictures but suddenly you scroll down and theres a penis staring at you
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