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Sammi Sebbens (@misssammiiii)

Oh FFS - having a nice morning in the backyard with Brodie - gardening, listening to music and having a picnic. Was enjoying some quite chilled time at home in the sunshine and then instead of going to the toilet, Brodie does a shit on the grass 💩😷? (Toddlers 😫) But then my bloody dog, Cooper goes and rolls himself all through it 🤢!! That dog just hates being clean. He rolls himself in anything just to be dirty - dirt, duck shit, dog shit and even human shit. #bloodydogs #rolledinshit #moremessformetoclean

Sammi Sebbens (@misssammiiii)

Sunday Funday with Kim - brunch, a pedicure with an amazing massage chair that I didn't want to leave and my fave chocolate bar. #perfect #girltime #sundayfun #cleaneating #sugarfree #nocarbs #lowfat #clearlynotonadiet #maxbrenner #goodcompany

Sammi Sebbens (@misssammiiii)

Saturday night in with Kim re watching the L word - it's been about a decade since I've watched this show! #thelword #hotlesbians #saturdaynightathome #drinkingchampagne #indiantakeaway #tvseriesbinge

Sammi Sebbens (@misssammiiii)

And just like that, I've realised I no longer have a baby, but a little boy ❤️. He woke up in a cot this morning and went to bed in a big boy bed tonight. There is something so bittersweet about your youngest and last child reaching big milestones while growing up. #brodiematthew #twoyearsold #bigboy #nomorecot #myworld #bestillmyheart #onwardsandupwards #theygrowtoofast #wehadabedpartyinhisroomtonight

Sammi Sebbens (@misssammiiii)

Drinking wine with my bestie while she's packing her bags to go away - can't say I've ever seen anyone pack any, let alone FIVE balls (apparantely for muscle relief 🤔). Now I'm being taught what each one does 😂 #youlearnsomethingneweveryday #balls #travelnecessities #bffs #willmissmybitch #strangewoman😜

Sammi Sebbens (@misssammiiii)

Sunday morning breakfast & cocktails with my BFF debriefing about the weekend -Perfect start to the day! #easylikesundaymorning #cocktails #lotsoflaughs #myfavebitch #sorehead #hairofthedog

Sammi Sebbens (@misssammiiii)

It's been a privilege to be able to spend tonight surrounded by family, celebrating my nan & pops 70th wedding anniversary! What an amazing and inspirational milestone to reach - and they are still so in love with each other 💕 #70thweddinganniversary #amazingmilestone #familytime❤️ #congratulations #lovethemboth #thanksfordinner #andcake

Sammi Sebbens (@misssammiiii)

Well that was the most stressful 'fun run' I've ever done! Blake disappeared for over an hour, was reported as a missing person but looking for one child amoungst 20,000 people is like looking for a needle in a haystack! We eventually found him, and completed the 5kms #theblondebrigade #thecolourrun2017 #colorruncanberra #needadrinknow #sundayfunday #familytime❤️

Sammi Sebbens (@misssammiiii)

Oh for fuck sake!!!!! I've just got home and there is a HUNTSMAN on my front door!!! Everyone knows this fucker is my biggest fear in this world and it's at my house, on my fucking door! Is anyone available to come and kill it? Seriously....

Sammi Sebbens (@misssammiiii)

Keeping cool on this 36degree afternoon with my little ones #bigsplash #melting #sobloodyhot #afternoonfun

Sammi Sebbens (@misssammiiii)

Shit Kim, we've done it again - drinking on a school night 😳#oops - quote for the night 'I'm in a good place, not emotionally - I'm at the bar' #sotrue #champagne🍾
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