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Looking this good isn't a part time hobby - I can't just turn it off

ScouseBirdProbs (@scousebirdprobs_)

If he's a disappointing ride at least make sure you get a free £15 ride home with my UBER code SCOUSEBIRDPROBS

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how dare you? cheeky bastard! rg @relatable_prin

ScouseBirdProbs (@scousebirdprobs_)

Won't be needing that shit.

ScouseBirdProbs (@scousebirdprobs_)

What is this natural word you speak of?

ScouseBirdProbs (@scousebirdprobs_)

I'll carry two phones round like a dealer - I don't care.

ScouseBirdProbs (@scousebirdprobs_)

Siri is a prude who doesn't swear

ScouseBirdProbs (@scousebirdprobs_)

Teenage Mutant Luxury Turtles

ScouseBirdProbs (@scousebirdprobs_)

I always tell the truth apart from if you ask me when I last washed my bra or make up brushes

ScouseBirdProbs (@scousebirdprobs_)

I wouldn't read your reply anyway - i"m napping

ScouseBirdProbs (@scousebirdprobs_)

I'm always DTD - Down To Drink

ScouseBirdProbs (@scousebirdprobs_)

Yeah, screaming for an Uber home.
If you need to make a quick get away from some mediocre boy's house after a let down booty call, remember you can use my UBER code SCOUSEBIRDPROBS for a free ride (worth up to £15). A free ride home from a disappointing ride 😘

ScouseBirdProbs (@scousebirdprobs_)

Anyone's a good cook when you add wine

ScouseBirdProbs (@scousebirdprobs_)

My phone is for posting memes and liking memes - not communicating with people

ScouseBirdProbs (@scousebirdprobs_)

Why do you have to be like this make-up?
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