Bruce the Doxie (@brucedoxie) [similar]

Dachshund/doxie ๐Ÿถ Buenos Aires, Argentina ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Born on March 1st 2017๐Ÿ‘ถ I live with my mommy ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’– Always a good boy ๐Ÿพ

Bruce the Doxie (@brucedoxie)

Today itโ€™s gonna be a love ballad for my cat sister Ira ๐Ÿฑ to the tunes of Charlie Puthโ€™s Marvin Gaye ๐ŸŽค ๐ŸŽถ .
We got this whole hose to ourselves
No need to keep being well behaved
Donโ€™t keep your tricks all to yourself
Itโ€™s being naughty show and tell
.
There is sass in your eyes
That makes me excited
Itโ€™s not subtle
Weโ€™ll be in trouble
But Iโ€™d love to be in trouble with you
.
Letโ€™s wreck the house while weโ€™re alone
You got those sharp claws that I donโ€™t
Just like Iโ€™m singing in this song
Until sheโ€™s gone
Letโ€™s play it cool and act adorbs
.
Now we can wreck it if we please
Iโ€™m screaming help me, help me, sis
And Ira, now that weโ€™re alone
And momโ€™s gone
Letโ€™s strengthen this brotherly bond
.
And when she leaves us all alone
Weโ€™re like to pretty little bombs
Causing destruction as we go
Itโ€™s not this much fun on my own
Letโ€™s chew on her make up next
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This is my entry for #remixbattleroyale @brindlelovesmerle @lincolntrollin & @jordyonpoint
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Bruce the Doxie (@brucedoxie)

Brucie in da house!
To the tunes of Rihannaโ€™s Rockstar 101 ๐ŸŽค
I told ya, lady
Uh-oh
I told ya, lady
.
Running to the park ๐ŸŒณ
Mommy yelling loud
Looking so good
Smelling so bad
.
Rolling in dirt
Sniffing pupโ€™s butts
I know I need a bath ๐Ÿ›€
I donโ€™t really give a f*ck
.
Escaping my harness
Letting loose from my leash
Making sure sheโ€™ll never catch me
Iโ€™m zooming away๐Ÿ’จ
.
To smell like I is
You gotta do what I am
The only thing Iโ€™m missing
Is some reckless pals
.
Iโ€™m a badass๐Ÿ˜Ž
Hey, lady
Iโ€™m a badass
Hey, lady
.
Big city
Big park
Run all day
Sleep all night ๐Ÿ’ค
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This is my entry for the #remixbattleroyale hosted by @brindlelovesmerle @lincolntrollin & @jordyonpoint
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@usafurbabies
@elliethepittie
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@osoagoofypup
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