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SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

When your 8yr old wears your FitBit for a few hours. #dadsofinstagram #getoutside #icanteven

SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

Mermaids aren't real. Just don't tell my #daughter #dadsofinstagram #dadlife #mermaid

SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

When the oldest gets mad at #mom and draws the 🦈 eating her while he rides it's back. Smiling. #art #dadlife #expressemotion

SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

Fact: they all die at the same time. #dadsofinstagram #dadfacts #dads

SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

Being a dad is about picking your battles. SURE! Sit in the sink on your brother's big wad of toothpaste spit. #dadsofinstagram #dadlife #kids #middlechildproblems

SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

The Daddy Book.
A standard favorite. Even after the 698,435,233,6012 time reading it. #obviously #dadlife #dadsofinstagram

SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

When #datenight shopping is so my wife can laugh hysterically at me. "Try these on" she said. "They'll minimize how massive your feet are..."

SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

Being a dad means: getting left out of the family portrait at the Mama's boy art show. #itsfine #daughterspaintingisONLYme #dadsofinstagram #art

SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

Why you gotta have such an epic, seasonal ride, Richard? #dadsofinstagram #daughter #halloween #awesome #jealous #dadlife #kids

SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

Cause sometimes you gotta climb that damned wall. #daddygotthis #dadsofinstagram #daddysgirl #kids #dads

SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

A soap that really understands the struggle. #middlechild #kids #dadsofinstagram #dadlife

SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

That time when you had to buy your 2yr old a trampoline to distract her from the pile of giant teddy bears. Well played, store. Well played. WTH #dadsofinstagram #dadlife #dads

SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

Grandma thinks this doll is precious and offered to let it snuggle with my boys when they stay overnight. The stuff of legends.
#no

SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

Do our kids enjoy public drinking fountains so much because they know it makes us die a little inside every time they use one? #dadlife #dadsofinstagram

SharkvDad (@sharkvdad)

"The thing about claw machines, DAD, the odds are stacked against you. Luckily, I'm an actual expert."
Spent: $4,000
Prizes Won: 0
Self-esteem Impact: 0
#expert #dadsofinstagram
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