Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme) [similar]

I’m beautiful.

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

“Repunzel,Repunzel let down your hair! “
I have stalkers....my local felines are in “heat” whatever that is. Anyway they keep meowing at my garage yes MY GARAGE and the window. Smh why do I have to be so damn cute.

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

No,I will not be your valentine.

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

Why do they think they can get this close to me??

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

My valentine is myself.
😻Who’s your valentine😻

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

These private yoga lessons are really paying off.

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

F**k with kitty and get some money. The peasants keep blasting “G-Eazy” I don’t know who he is but he won’t get out of my head. Anyway I’m in need for some #clout because I need money for my condo. #Annabelle #Imbetterthanyou #imbetterthanyourcat #yourcatwantstobeme #clout #condosavings #ineedmoney #kitty #cat #kittiesofinstagram #catsofinstagram

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

Even in my sleep I look better than you....it’s a gift.

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

Last night I got scared and ran outside and hid in a bush. I couldn’t find my way out of the bush...four peasants had to help me. I’ve seen stuff man. #catsofinstagram #cat #kittiesofinstagram #imbetterthanyourcat #imnotcutoutfortheoutsidelife

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

I hijacked the peasants game. They had the audacity to switch food brands on me. I’m planning my attack very soon. #catsofinstagram #cat #kittiesofinstagram #kitty #Imbetterthanyourcat

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

My New Years resolution was to control my anger. Day 1: fail.

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

I love this food sm well, I love all food. Today I scaled the sliding screen door. One of My peasants tried to open the door to see if I’d like to go outside, I clung to her and clawed her! Is she crazy?! There was a huge dog barking....I already lost 3 of my 9 lives last week...wth was she thinking?!It’s okay though I’m fine. On another note, this is a #ad for cat food obviously . I normally wouldn’t stoop this low but I am saving all the money I get from these adds to purchase the condo.

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

The peasant Madi is my best friend. I can’t believe I let her get this close to me. But you know the saying “keeps your friends close and your enemy’s closer” ......

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

I’m now a public account. I’m trying to build an army *cough* sorry I meant fan base.

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

I need my own room it’s bad enough I have to share a house with these animals. I need my own house,my go fund me will be up soon. I’m sick of sharing a living room with these peasants.

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

Captains log hour 2:I’ve been out of wet food for two days and have been stuck eating dry. Planning on ordering a Lyft to PetSmart to fulfill my craving. I’d say UBER but I’m saving toward a condo.

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

I tried to jump into the fire today as a statement. It didn’t work. I need to take further action to guilt these people to buy me a damn cat tower.

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

Male cats want me,and female cats want to be me.

Annabelle (@yourcatwantstobeme)

I may die if these peasants never let me outside.