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stick that in your pipe and smoke it

b (@mysticvortex)

i take the risk and keyboard smash in the middle of whatever i'm doing

b (@mysticvortex)

this account is low key dying but so am i so it's okay

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i am tirreddddd

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i am australian and i don't like this

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i haven't gained any followers for so many months what did i do for the internet to hate me so much

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good, interesting captions? haven't heard of her

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every minute i spend without a dog in the same room as me is a minute wasted

b (@mysticvortex)

2 pairs of my jeans have fake pockets and every time i wear them i want to die

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mood pt. 2 ???

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i'm sick of this meme

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@nasa not even towards a habitable planet just launch me into the fucking abyss

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it's makes me feel claustrophobic and sick to even think about people who sleep with their entire head under the covers like how do you live like that did you have a happy childhood

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all my passwords have my name in them so if you know me it'd take like 4 guesses max

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i Love™️ jake peralta

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i only like australian afternoon tea sorry

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i really feel like pancakes now someone come out for breakfast with me

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i LOVE Bo Burnham

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apparently i'm the only person who has never owned a wii
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