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stick that in your pipe and smoke it

b (@mysticvortex)

so i’m just sitting here on my balcony and i’m like, hey, what about that account u obsessed over for 3 years and then abandoned?? anyway here’s a text post for ur troubles & i’ll see u when i’ve lost another 800 followers

b (@mysticvortex)

what a goddamn mood honestly

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why has 2017 gone so fast where has my life gone

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harry shum jr's smile saved me

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i need brandon flowers to sing at full volume into my soul thanks

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i love tom holland

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this is the funniest thing i've seen all week

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i've been so tired all day but it's currently 1:06 am so

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no offence but can gerard way murder me

b (@mysticvortex)

I have been spending 70% of my time on tumblr recently help also hope u enjoy these old ass posts

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Idk the words but I've had the blue water high theme song stuck in my head for 5 years

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i've genuinely lost the ability to find posts for this account & suddenly it's like my third most used account we're all low key dying here what a tragedy

b (@mysticvortex)

no offence but have you even seen Natasha Romanoff. woah

b (@mysticvortex)

i haven't gained a follower in 12 years. Probably because i unfollowed over 3000 people, don't use hashtags, and never post anything but i mean who knows

b (@mysticvortex)

i posted this and don't have anything against rats but all the same i never want to be within 5 metres of one ever

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why is this so relatable

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i have never been to a concert also it's 3:03 am good morning hello

b (@mysticvortex)

I have seen a few people posting photos about how Instagram is going around deleting accounts but there will be no #savemyig here. Like just delete me and my miserable account @instagram maybe I'll do something with my life

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my dog doesn't even like me
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