His sister prefers the microwave. She won’t move even if you need to use it. Actually runs to it when you turn it on. Also stroppy. Still grounded. Parenting tip 4853: don’t worry if they only want to eat white food. It’s a phase. Their taste buds eventually mature and they eat real food again. Don’t sweat the small stuff. And adding spinach to a brownie is tantamount to child abuse and asking your kid not to trust you. ‘Take the medicine love it tastes nice I promise!’ ‘Yeah you said that about that f’ing brownie you lying cow.’ #catsareidiots #spinachinabrownieispurefilth #parentingwithHirons #LadyPenelopeHirons
Monty aka Larry David on the draining board. The face on him. Cats are idiots. And yes, that is a toothbrush. When you have a 13 yr old who still tries to get out of brushing his teeth on the regular you leave them near all sources of water to call his bluff at any given moment. It works. Maybe I’ll write the ‘real’ parenting book. Chapter 1: ‘Get used to it. You WILL swear at your kids.’ Chapter 2: ‘They hate brushing their teeth. No-one knows why.’ #montyhirons #montgomerydukehirons
Edit: OMG I can’t possibly reply to all of you but thank you so much for your feedback. I’ll take it all on board. I have no intention of leaving YT but they certainly aren’t making life easy. Thank you you lovely lot! Would love your thoughts. Link in bio. As always. #365inskincare
Finally found a surface to showcase the boy's beauty. He's still sulking because I said he was the Larry David of cats. I'm actually considering renaming him officially. #Larry #britishshorthairkitten#montyhirons
This little (ok she's not that little) one is suffering post-tonsillectomy. Bless her. Wants to run before she can walk. Talk before she can heal.. She's been the same since she was born. Why be chill when there's SO MUCH TO DO? Can't think where she gets it from. Don't know about you but I'm looking forward to this weekend and basically being Mum/Mrs. The long overdue vlog will go up Sunday, next week there's three more videos and then extra Insta/FB lives etc.. AND: even more overdue blog reviews. I know. We're getting there. Happy Friday everyone.
Such a lovely afternoon and early evening spent with Arabella and Charlotte from @votarylondon at @libertylondon - thank you so much for having me - and it was made all the more special by the appearance of some of my favourite chaps. And yes we are all a tad hot and shiny.
Thank you so much to everyone that came! And do let me know how you get on with any recommendations.. #365inskincare
Nearly 17 years ago, when I was working a late shift for @spacenk - this woman walked into @harveynichols 15 minutes before closing and started talking to me about her brand. I had handed in my notice two hours earlier. I was moving to @clarinsuk because as much as I loved Space, I wanted to work with more skincare. She offered me a job within 15 minutes and I thought she was joking. I said 'Oh I really want to work with skincare, not just colour.' She said 'We're launching skincare next month. That's why I'm here.' I said 'I'm in.' We went for a cup of tea after work and discovered we had birthdays 3 days apart (Leos, obviously), a passion for the industry, obsession with our families, and an immediate bond. I was able to be a part of something amazing while the business launched counters all over the world and then we created beautiful treatments together, working with so many great people who also became lifelong friends and it's still the longest job I've ever had. Sylvie Chantecaille was my mentor for five years, and is now my friend for life. She's a total Queen. #ledge #sorryClarins #365inskincare #20yearsoncounter