Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx) [similar]

Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe πŸ”ΉBorn 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

#tbt to when I was 2 and a half pounds - I remember feeling so self conscious when I would look at my naked body but now I realize how good I looked. Bikini season is almost here - Time to get beach body ready! #πŸ‘™ #thighgap

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

The Poop Zoomies are real and this is how I end every single one of them. #πŸ’© #isurrender

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

When someone walks in on you touching yourself #itsnotwhatyouthink

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

I got ears for days, so don't talk shit about me. #snitchesgetstitches

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

I'm cute as balls EVEN THOUGH I JUST LOST MINE #⚰️ #ripπŸ™ #πŸ€πŸ€

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

My face when I realize it's Friday because Friday is my second favorite F word! πŸ˜„
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Food. My first is definitely food. #NotFuckYouSickos

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

You know what they say about kittens born with big claws right? πŸ‘ΉπŸ˜Ό #tbt #babydonnie

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

I wear this muscle tee so the ladies can see how fuckin jacked I am πŸ’ͺ #LAAAAADIESCanYouSmellWhatDonnieIsCookin #wod #crossfit

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

... cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do! #TGIF

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

#tbt Cutie in the sheets, not allowed outside on the streets.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Sliding into Monday like

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Seriously tho guys I'm so cute. I mean just LOOK at me. #sorrynotsorry #selfiesunday

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

#nationalpuppyday can fuck right off as far as i'm concerned. Who makes up these holidays anyways?

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

WHAT DO U MEAN IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Gotta get that booty IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN 😼 #foodruleseverythingaroundme

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Protip: don't ever try to hold your yawn in. Let your yawn FLY! I don't care if you're in a Monday morning meeting or not! #😝
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