Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx) [similar]

Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe πŸ”ΉBorn 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

I am too big for my bed but goddamnit I'll make it work. #anythingispossibleifyoujustbelieve #sleepislife

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

When you're so catnip wasted you don't realize you're eating string #smh #turnup

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Hello..... it's me... I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet 😽 #bluesteel

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

splish splash mom was *trying* to take a peaceful bath #bitchaintnothinpeacefulwhenimaround

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Hey man, the bathtub is my territory, comprendΓ©? Or else there's gonna be some trouble.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

If I could assign Monday a look it would be this. #fabulous

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

When the birds outside are taunting you so you taunt back #fuckthosebirds #πŸ˜› #caturday

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

I googled "hairless kitty" on the internet and let me tell you I was NOT expecting those results

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

This is just a friendly reminder that I can be a love bug too πŸ’• #SnugginNotThuggin #snuglife

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

If you think about it, motorcycle racers are in the perfect position to constantly be farting and get away with it. #mondaymotivation #dreamjob

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

🎡 IF ya want my body, AND ya think I'm sexy, c'mon sugar let me know 🎡 #FreakyFriday

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Rolling into Monday like:
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*PSA: no kitty paws were hurt in the making of this video, only kitty pride.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Oh I'm sorry we're you using this? .............Because it's mine now. #toughshit #myfupaisoutofcontrol #howcanyoustaymadatthatface

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

#tbt to when I was 2 and a half pounds - I remember feeling so self conscious when I would look at my naked body but now I realize how good I looked. Bikini season is almost here - Time to get beach body ready! #πŸ‘™ #thighgap

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

The Poop Zoomies are real and this is how I end every single one of them. #πŸ’© #isurrender
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