Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx) [similar]

Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe 🔹Born 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Every. Fucking. Morning. I give my parents these #kittyeyes so they'll stay in bed with me (much more effective than #puppyeyes). They don't tho. They say they gotta make that dolla so they can afford my treat habit.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Wake me up when it's the weekend.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

LAAAADIES you like a man with a booty that don't quit? #hitmeup

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Yes! I do approve of daily mandatory naps and snack time nation wide! #hairlessDonnie4prez #voteforme #stickwithmeandyoullnevergohungryagain

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

When you just got #caught touching yourself and everything's a whirlwind and you try to pretend you were just scratching an itch

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

ONCE IT HITS YOUR LIPS IT'S SO GOOD 🍭🍭🍭 #👅 #internationalcatday

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Tinder profile pic success rate: 60% of the time it works, every time. #helloladies #imsingle

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

The only ace up my sleeve I pull is playing poker against dogs. Those colorblind shits keep folding. #🤑 #catsarethesuperiorspecies #pokerface #fuckbitchesgetmoney

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

The Wild Donnie hunts the rather simple minded prey: the pizza slice #🍕

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Seven months difference; same look of shame when you overeat. #iregretnothing #tbt

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

🚨I NOW PEE IN THE BATHTUB. MY PARENTS ARE PERPLEXED BUT OKAY WITH IT 🚨 #fuckinweirdo

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Donnie, the AdventureCatŠī¸ when you look at a photo and think you look good but then realize your fatty FUPA is touching the ground when you sit.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

I never make mistakes... I thought I did once, but I was wrong. 💁‍♂ī¸đŸ˜‡

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

🔈 Jesus Christ Woman....... Let. Me. Sleep. #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME I'M THE PET AND HUMANS ARE THE MASTERS?! #WhoToldYouThatBS #whatajoke #catsarethesuperiorspecies

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Personal space? What the F is personal space? #ififitsisits #neckwarmer

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

When Monday hits you in the face and you're like "-the fuck?"
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