Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx) [similar]

Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe 🔹Born 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Seriously tho guys I'm so cute. I mean just LOOK at me. #sorrynotsorry #selfiesunday

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

#nationalpuppyday can fuck right off as far as i'm concerned. Who makes up these holidays anyways?

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

WHAT DO U MEAN IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Gotta get that booty IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN 😼 #foodruleseverythingaroundme

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Protip: don't ever try to hold your yawn in. Let your yawn FLY! I don't care if you're in a Monday morning meeting or not! #😝

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Listen I swear on my unborn kitten's GRAVE if you give me #yoda ears ONE. MORE. TIME. I will shit in the clean laundry. YOU HEAR ME?

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

*~dAnCe LiKe NoBoDy Is WaTcHiNg~* - every white girl on Friday #tgif

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

My job here is not done until I murder every feather on this toy. ⚰️

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Can't find your cat? Have an unruly little guy who runs away? CatTrap®️ V3.0 is the solution to all your fleeting-feline problems! #YouAintGoinNOWHERE

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

6 months / male / hairless. Enjoys long walks to the fridge. Ready 4 u. Swipe right.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Dear diary,
Day 106: I am dog. I have yet to catch the tail. I am dizzy. I will try again tomorrow.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

This is my bag. There may be many bags like it, but this one is mine. #stepbackoriwillcutyou

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Oh my god - is that- is that a morsel of food on your face? .... nope, it's a mole. 👨🍳

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

When it's too hot under the covers but too cold outside of them and you have to adjust accordingly 💕

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

I feel like this photo explains a lot about Donnie. #GIMMIEDAT #foodruleseverythingaroundme

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

This my best "Did I do thaaaaat" impression #urkle

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

I, for one, don't have to wake up early today. Because I'm a cat. And all I do is eat, poop, and sleep. #yasnoozeyawin

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

*PSA: the look you give when someone says they have to clean your ears* 🙉 #caturday
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