Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx) [similar]

Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe 🔹Born 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Mom... Dad? You're home already from your Japanese vacation? Yeah I just got home too someone totally threw a party here I don't know why there is beer bottles everywhere and also I definitely did not shit in your shoes #itwasntme

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

"Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh and so clean clean 💸💸💸" - Marilyn Monroe

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

I said PAMPLEMOUSSE, not LIME!!!!! #tbt #youexpectmetodrinkthisshit **EDIT: It is Wednesday. Whatever, I'm a cat, I don't know the Gregorian calendar.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Cruisin' for pussy in the Safeway parking lot 👅👅👅 #thirsty #singlelife

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

I left a piece of dough out overnight and this is what it expanded to. It has four legs and eight nipples. Anyone know what it is? If so please call 555.6969

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

When ur really high and you eat your #abbazabba cold (because you can't possibly wait to heat it up) but oh my sweet baby Jesus it is so good even though you just lost a few teeth #420 #blazeit

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

When Jay-Z sang about the Power of Pussy, I'm 99% sure he was talking about me. #jayz #pussy

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

#LifeLessons number 137: Always be ready to twerk at a moments notice. #beingthebestme #twerk #twerkthatass #twerkqueen

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Here's your Monday morning motivational moment ya nerds #rkelly #believeinyourself #ghandiquotes 🎵

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

$20 to whoever guesses which one is me first (also I'm a cat and don't have venmo or a bank account sorry not sorry) #tbt

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

They said I could be anything so I became the fried shrimp emoji #🍤

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

LOOK AT MY GRACE I'M SO GRACEFUL LIKE A MF GAZELLE

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN I WILL SH*T ON YOUR PILLOW DO YOU HEAR ME 😾

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Blue eyes in the sun, green in the shade. 💙 / 💚 #twofaced

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Oh there's a total eclipse today? It's always complete darkness behind my eyelids. I'm going back to bed.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Every. Fucking. Morning. I give my parents these #kittyeyes so they'll stay in bed with me (much more effective than #puppyeyes). They don't tho. They say they gotta make that dolla so they can afford my treat habit.
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