Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx) [similar]

Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe 🔹Born 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

#tbt to being a little naked parrot on mom's shoulder đŸ‘Ŋ #ifitisntasphynxitsjustacat

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Nothing can be prettier than me in this household #fucktheseflowers #threatlevelred

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

It's called 'guy-liner' and it really makes my sexy bedroom eyes pop. 👨‍🎤 #FaceOfTheDay #makeupartist

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

You're telling me I put on my Sunday's Best and you're not going to let me go ANYWHERE

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

CatTrapâ„ĸī¸ version 1.0 still gets me every time. #đŸ“Ļ #caturday

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Oh. My. God. Becky, look at that butt. #🍑

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I need you to constantly feed me,
And scoop up my poo. 💩

#HappyValentinesDay! #🌹

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

IF I FLAP HARD ENOUGH I CAN PROBABLY FLY đŸĻ‡ #ifyoureabirdimabird

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

My New Years resolution? to lose weight? Yeah, it's... coming along just fine .... #INeedABra

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

On Sunday, you don't have to wear pants! #SansPantsSunday

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

This was my profile pic for Plenty of Fish but I haven't been matched with any fish yet ☚ī¸ #FalseAdvertising

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Flowers? For ME? Well, I do declare Mr. Beauregard 💁‍♂ī¸

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

In my past life, I was a rubber chicken.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Hunting wild cat toys while mom and dad are away 👹 this is a real leopard right?

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Whatever you just heard get knocked off the counter, it totally wasn't me, I've been sitting here the whoooole time. #myinnocentface challenge 😇
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