Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx) [similar]

Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe πŸ”ΉBorn 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Whaddya mean I should consider having my New Years resolution be losing my spare tire? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! #sweaterweather #toomanytacos #imsingle

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Don’t hate the player, hate the game #ridemypony #babymakin

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

SWIPE FOR INSPIRATION / β€œAnd on every day ending in β€˜Y’, The Donnie rested.” #TheCreationOfDonnie #DonniePsalms #renaissance

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

You know that feeling you get when the hairs stand up on the back of your neck because you can feel eyes on you? Yeah I do that to people. (pt. II brought to you by @petsies) #DonnieWatchingMeInception #whichiscreepier #creepin

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

NO I haven't died I was just waiting to look fuckin fly before I posted another gram. And here I am.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

When I came out the womb my mama took one look at me and the first thing she said was "bonafide ladykiller" #naaamean #tbt #bedroomeyes

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

TURN OFF THE TV AND WATCH ME. IVE HAD A SEXUAL REVOLUTION.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Mom... Dad? You're home already from your Japanese vacation? Yeah I just got home too someone totally threw a party here I don't know why there is beer bottles everywhere and also I definitely did not shit in your shoes #itwasntme

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

"Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh and so clean clean πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ" - Marilyn Monroe

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

I said PAMPLEMOUSSE, not LIME!!!!! #tbt #youexpectmetodrinkthisshit **EDIT: It is Wednesday. Whatever, I'm a cat, I don't know the Gregorian calendar.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Cruisin' for pussy in the Safeway parking lot πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘… #thirsty #singlelife

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

I left a piece of dough out overnight and this is what it expanded to. It has four legs and eight nipples. Anyone know what it is? If so please call 555.6969

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

When ur really high and you eat your #abbazabba cold (because you can't possibly wait to heat it up) but oh my sweet baby Jesus it is so good even though you just lost a few teeth #420 #blazeit

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

When Jay-Z sang about the Power of Pussy, I'm 99% sure he was talking about me. #jayz #pussy

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

#LifeLessons number 137: Always be ready to twerk at a moments notice. #beingthebestme #twerk #twerkthatass #twerkqueen

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Here's your Monday morning motivational moment ya nerds #rkelly #believeinyourself #ghandiquotes 🎡
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