Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx) [similar]

Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe 🔹Born 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

#tbt I bet you can't guess which one is me! 😺😸Everyone go wish @by_munji a Happy Birthday!🎈 I wonder what kind of cake I get when I turn one.

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Ugh, getting out of bed so early is the worst. Let's snooze all day 😺😺

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Does this skin make my butt look big? 😽

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

If you fake me out with a dollop of Cheez Whiz to stick a thermometer up my butt ONE. MORE. TIME... 😾

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

New year new me! Day 1 of my new yoga fitness challenge! #nikepleasesponsorme #nikeathlete

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

What are you doing with that small, cat-like sweater? 🙅‍♂️😾😹

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

I'm, too sexy for my fur, too sexy for my fur, so sexy it hurts 😎

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

You mean..... being neutered means ... I lose my ... OH GOD

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

My New Years Resolution was to get a six pack....... of FROZEN PIZZAS 🍕 ❄️🍕❄️🍕

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

When your mom buys you a sweater and you hate it but still wear it in front of her so you don't hurt her feelings #ootd

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

*listens to Michael Jackson's Thriller once*

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

#tbt to when I was only 9 weeks old and a little munchkin. My small head makes my ears so big! That's my brother and sister in the background 😸🍕

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

*gives best impression of puppy-eyes in exchange for food*

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Happy New Year to you all - and good morning! May 2017 bring you more nakedness and pizza 🍕

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

You showed my naked body to HOW many people?! #exhibitionist

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

You're telling me YOU'VE been controlling the string this entire time? #trustnoone

Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

'Scuse me, can you wake me when it's 2017?
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