Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie) [similar]

Aka Hammy 🍞 Road cone impersonator + daily smile messenger 👅👍 Est. 2009 💌: hamlinthefrenchie@gmail.com

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

👀🎅🏻
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I see you when you’re sleeping. I know when you’re awake. I know if you’ve been bad or good...so make sure to leave me a slice of Beefaroni sponge cake to make it on my nice list.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #tbt #santaslittlehelper #beard

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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“Snowmen on the paws is moderately marginal than two turtle doves in a bush...or something along those lines. My cell phone battery died so I can’t Google it.”
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #quoteoftheday #snowman #socks #comfy

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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My deluxe pillowfort is open for business...two floors of squishy soft comfy goodness. Pillows provided by my stay at the @achotelchicago.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #pillowfort #achotels #saturdaynight

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Sun’s out, tongues out! Spending the rest of the day with all four pork pads firmly planted on solid ground. Let’s start off the afternoon with a “pre-appetizer” of oceanside massages, followed by a “post-appetizer” of actual, edible appetizers, and finish off with the “main appetizer” of more belly rubs and comestibles. We’ll decide what we want to eat for dinner after we have time to lay in the sun and have a few rounds of paw-five.
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Did you have a chance to see the video I was in for @hotelsdotcom? If not, check out the link in my bio to see it on YouTube. Plus, my pappy is in the video, and you can see how much better I am onscreen than he is.
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#ad #hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #wewhotravel #chilling #sandiego

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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This is your paddleboard co-pilot, Hamlin, giving you an update on today’s adventure. Current trajectory puts us on course for a leisurely 1.5 mph drift past the piers. From there, we’ll head out into the harbor, circling around the sleeping sea lions before catching a tail wind back into port. All this standing will require a pre-snack break, as we’ll arrive just in time for seaside tacos and kibble-cucumber fresh pressed juice.
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Make sure to check out the link in my bio to see the 🎥 YouTube video in all its sailing glory!
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#ad #hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #wewhotravel #paddleboarding #sandiego

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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All aboard, shiver me timbers, and other seafaring buzzwords! My video with @michellekhare and @hotelsdotcom went live today! I’m super excited to share this video with you of my adventures while hanging out in San Diego.
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Check out the link in my bio to see the YouTube video in its entirety. Also, I am happy to report that my paddleboarding skills were spot on as I didn’t fall in once. Happy viewing!
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#ad #hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #wewhotravel #sandiego #california

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Hamlin’s ultimate guide to chillin’ like a champ™️, now in picture format because downloading white papers is so September 2017:
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1️⃣) Find a comfy, yet supportive bed. Bonus points if your bed is a race car, bean bag, or something squishy. I went with Totoro because the cat wasn’t occupying it at the time. His loss.
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2️⃣) Roll around a bit to find the perfect position. Seriously, don’t be afraid to spread out and really feel around your bed. I chose an upside down position, because obviously.
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3️⃣) Find something to watch, stare at, or simply nod off for a good slice of time. I chose to watch “The Octonauts” on Netflix because my mini bro was watching it and I’m too chilled to be bothered to move. However, I wish I had the remote because he already left the room to partake in other toddler activities and now I have the theme song stuck in my head. Onward to the last step...
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4️⃣) Chill. ❄️ For as long as time permits until you need to renew said permit. Then repeat as needed.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #howtochill #totoro #comfyasf #upsidedown

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Hey, down here! I’m talking to you, tall person. Whachu snackin’ on way up there in the mesosphere? Is that a chicken leg?!? I can’t tell without my telescope. How about attaching a parachute to that food item and sending it down here to this ground dweller back on solid ground?
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Even though I’m only a foot tall, I’m always grateful for @verizon for keeping me covered when I’m so close to the ground.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #smile #isthatanatmosphericsciencejoke? #verizon #bettermatters

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

🐰🐶🐰
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Mini fluffy pyramid...now with 3 times the ears. This also means that we get 3x the treats.
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I had so much fun at the @casper concept holiday party. Check out my stories for more #bts photos!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #chitown #casper #holidayparty

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Tonight the @hrhchicago closes its doors forever. Even though this marks the end of another chapter in the grand history of Chicago, all will truly not be forgotten.
Whether it’s photographers, models, musicians, and more, so much thanks goes to @bobbyirons for bringing many creative and passionate people together. I’m glad to be a part of such a pawsome community!
How about one last call to the kitchen for room service?
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #hrhchicago #chitown #memories #newadventures

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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That one time when @fredonair knew the secret to unlocking my extra potato loaf powers just by lifting my left pork pad at a 17.48652 degree angle. Check out his amazing work with @pilotsnpaws, especially on this Giving Tuesday. 🙏💛 May your birthday be ever so amazing, Fred!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #birthday #chill #potatomode

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

🎄😴
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Another year, another bang up job decorating the tree. Almost broke a sweat this time, but all in the name of hot cocoa with mini marshmallows.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #decoration #hardwork #christmastree

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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It’s a shark and popped collar kinda day, with a hint of chest hair and “grass that I rolled in while at the park”.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #sundayfunday #allsmiles #fashionable

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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The day has turned into night and my #blackfriday game is still going strong. Saving the best for last as I wrap up my @verizon wish list, which consists of an Apple Watch S3 and a Bose SoundTouch 20. .
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What’s on your list? Let me know because one lucky person will have their wish come true courtesy of @verizon! 🧐😳🤩 Happy wishing!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #verizon #bettermatters #thegiftthatkeepsongiving

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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My favorite exercise...mashed potato squats. Hope your day is filled with delicious foods with a side of exercising. Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🍴🥔
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #thanksgiving #holiday #squats

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Getting ready to start fasting for 24 hours in preparation for the cornucopia of comestibles that I’ll be eating tomorrow.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #thanksgiving #turkeyleg #alreadyhungry

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Excuse me, but it appears that my pork butt isn’t tall enough to adequately reach the top of this glass table. Would you be so kind as to bring me one of the following:
• a shoe box
• a stack of Ranger Rick magazines
• a cat to be my paw stool
Whichever you come across first. Much obliged.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #acatseemslikeapoorchoice #israngerrickstillathing #smiles
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