Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie) [similar]

Aka Hammy 🍞 Road cone impersonator + daily smile messenger 👅👍 Est. 2009 💌: hamlinthefrenchie@gmail.com

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Are we done on set today? If so, I'll be in the trailer... taking a nap... on a slice of pizza... on a bed... with a pizza printed duvet. Wake me when it's dinner o'clock.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #setlife #pizza #alwayshungry

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Hamlin "Neckbeard" Wainwright IV
Owner of an orange leaf blower.
Slobbercrombie & Itch model.
2012, 2014, 2015 Jenga Champion of Nebraska.
Quesadilla enthusiast. All around good guy.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #profile #bio #ootdshare #sweater

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Sometimes I like to burrow like a meerkat + snuggle up next to a human for a nap.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #sundayfunday #nap #burrowinglikeameerkatsince2009

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Just a quick fall shot before the rain comes into town. Then it's time to put on my road cone attire. Until then, I'll be chillin' in the buff. Always grateful for @verizon keeping me connected in rain or shine!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #saturdaymorning #autumn #sunbeforetherain #storm

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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#tbt to our 2011 state championship group photo for taking 1st place in volleyball. We swept team Playmobil in a best-of-three series quite soundly.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #didthisgamereallyhappen #itwasonespn8 #theocho

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Best seat in the house, even if it requires 1 out of 4 pork legs to dangle freely.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #bestseatinthehouse #comfy #setlife

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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On set with @thejenbean, hair + makeup wizzzzard. Still waiting for her to give me a temporary unibrow, evil eyebrows, or a wicked evil unibrow!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #setlife #ginger #hair

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Dear room service, I'll need an appetizer every 15 minutes, + keep them coming for the next 7 hours. Follow it up by bringing a pillow with an appetizer on it so I can eat + dream at the same time.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #setlife #roomservice #chillin

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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To think like a squirrel, one must become the squirrel. đŸŋī¸
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #squirrel #costume #justabitnutty #sundayfunday

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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My buddy Walter turns 10 today! Happy birthday to the Big Cheese in the Big Apple! I hope I look as good as you when I turn 10.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #friends #birthdayboy #3amigos #pawty

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Today's forecast calls for 85% chance of road cone in the afternoon, followed by 100% clear skies + smiles in the evening. Please plan accordingly by bringing an umbrella + your choice of grin.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #roadcone #weather #ootd #rain

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Time for a quick rundown of my potty break checklist:
â€ĸ No humans present this time ☑ī¸
â€ĸ A plant that is new, fresh, pristine, untouched, + other descriptive adjectives ☑ī¸
â€ĸ A full bladder ☑ī¸
â€ĸ The perfect spot for leg lifts 🏆
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #pottybreak #noonearound #letsdothis #1

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Caring is sharing, especially with pool water marinated carrots.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #brothers #swimming #sharing

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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It seems I hit an impasse in my afternoon stroll. Can someone send a canoe made out of a hollowed-out summer sausage or a raft made of arm floaties my way so I can continue my walk? Any help would be greatly appreciated. It's good to know that @verizon keeps me connected no matter what type of watercraft is sent my way.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #saturdaystroll #walk #verizon #bettermatters

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Celebrating #nationalcoffeeday in style with a few coffee mugs that my humans collected from across the US. I think they're almost obsessed with coffee as they are with me.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #coffee #coffeetime #friyay

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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#tbt to my 1st Halloween back in 2009! I'm still a plump little gourd 8 years later...but it took some time to grow into my ginormous pork pads.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #costume #pumpkin #puppylove

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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From 90s to 60s in 24 hours...meaning from my birthday pork suit to my sweater.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #sweaterweather #cold #ootdshare #fall

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Nothing to see here...just another Tuesday, napping on a bed within another bed. All this napping makes me wish I had a 3rd bed to add to the stack.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #interception #nap #tuesday #totoro

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Sometimes when napping, I dream that I'm a pangolin potato ready to sprout some wings + snack on a Beefaroni quesadilla. Only in dreamland would that make sense. Did I mention I was wearing overalls + Freezy Freakies?!? Just a minor detail...
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #dreamondreamer #nap #pangolinsrule #sundayfunday
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