Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie) [similar]

Aka Hammy 🍞 Road cone impersonator + daily smile messenger 👅👍 Est. 2009 💌: hamlinthefrenchie@gmail.com 👻: hamlin_frenchie

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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My top 3 favorite modes of transportation:
1) Viking longship powered by 32 rowing cats
2) Tricycle sidecar co-pilot
3) Front-facing Baby Bjorn
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #squishy #top3 #passenger

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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That look you give when someone sneaks kale into a banana muffin. Actually, that look you give when someone tries to sneak kale into anything.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #prospinach #kale #nonomnom

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Who wants to pawty tonight? Bring some pillows + join me!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #saturdaynight #chill #pawty

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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#tbt to the time I was an optical illusion...giant ears + pork pads with a tiny face + mini-catfish whiskers.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #puppylove #sotiny

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Waiting for the pool tech to stop by + fill up my pool. I hope he fills it with gazpacho. That way I can swim in deliciousness!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #summer #poolparty #swimming

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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🎼 The wheels on the stroller say "get me out, get me out"... 🎶
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #getmeoutofhere #help #stroller

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Sorry pappy, I tried my best but could only give you 3/17ths of screen time today. Hope this is sufficient enough to wish you a Happy Fathers Day! #verizon #bettermatters
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #fathersday #dad

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Check out this time lapse video that @franfranmaster did of me. Captured all of my best wrinkles + wrankles.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #drawing #timelapse #amazing

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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#tbt to last year when the @penguins won the 🏆! I guess you can also say it's a 2x flashback to a few days ago when they repeated as champs. Way to go Pens!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #nhl #penguins #pens #champs

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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And now for a lesson for personal space invaders. Don't let this smile + these teef fool you. Keep out of the slobber zone or I'll 👅 your phone camera.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #closeup #teef #smiling

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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The Real Road Cones of Construction™️, coming to basic cable this summer.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #roadcone #screenshot #blending

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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None shall pass, as exemplified by my multi-colored plastic brick wall. If you want to get through, you will need to present me with food or ear scratches...or both.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #saturday #noneshallpass #donotattempttogoaroundmywall

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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A mini spud, ready for harvesting from a laundry basket. #tbt
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #potato #spud #puppydog

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Please note, the 1st Wednesday of the month is when I perform my Emergency Outdoor Warning Roadcone Attire test. This ensures that all velcro + pull strings are operating at safe levels.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #roadcone #thisisonlyatest

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Got the best seat in the house...under the picnic table. Unleash the crumbs!!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #crumbaficionado #bestseatinthehouse #turkeyleg

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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When you mix playground swing time with extreme close-ups from Wayne's World. Pawty on, Hammy!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #randommoviereference #pawtyon #play

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Just trying to find a primo napping spot + pappy comes home with a new phone. I have to admit, as annoying as he can be, his photo of me with Selective Focus on the new S8 sure makes me look dreamy. #verizon #bettermatters
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #samsung #dreamy

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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When you're pretending that the mulch is hot lava but the ice cream truck drives by, temping you to jump. Bomb Pops always end all games.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #games #park #happyfriday

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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#tbt to last night when I slept 14 hours straight. Here's hoping to more of the same tonight!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #dreamondreamer #sotired

Hamlin (@hamlin_the_frenchie)

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Playing the role as the substitute toddler this evening. Please pass the green beans, baked potatoes, corn on the cob, pasta salad...actually, just move me closer to the serving table.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #dinnertime #eeeeeats #nomnomnom #family
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