Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag) [similar]

#HashTagKing🙈 #HashtagBlackBelt #9thDan #OrderOfTheCrouchingHashtag #HashtagjitsuSensei 👴👴

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#PeopleFearWhatTheyDoNotUnderstand😂🤣
#AlwaysKeepTheConversationSimpleWithLawEnforcement😐 🔊➡️👮🏿
*Nine in ten Nigerians have experienced the wrath of law enforcement when communicating with complex vocabulary. Nothing offends an officer 👮🏿 more than a civilian's use of words he doesn't understand.

#WhereCommuningTurnsToCommunion😊➡️⛪️
#WhereAntipatheticTurnsAntiseptic😤➡️💊
#LetsSayeetAziteez 😏🙄
#TheVocabularyDilemmaEpisode😤🤕
#TheSASeries📺😂
#ParrapsYouAreMad🤔
#SayeetAziteez😏
🎨: @poshbecksie🙏🏽
📽️: @onyeubanatu1🙏🏽 👮🏿: (Officer Silas) @mastarcard
👨🏽: (Speaker of the House) @shadyville08

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#ThisIsTheHeightOfUngratefulness😤
#ThisIsThePeakOfThanklessness😤
#TheActOfPremiumBastardery😤
*If I did this to my dad*🤔
#Me👨🏾: *Logs on to Snapchat* But Dad, I wanted a Ferrari!😡😤
#Dad👴🏾: *Screams from upstairs* You bastard, come upstairs, What did you just put up on Snapchat?*😡😤
#Me👨🏾: Dad, I am tired of you embarrassing me. I asked for a Ferrari and you got me a Lamborghini. My friends will laugh at me. 😏😒
#Dad👴🏾: *Pulls out his Nokia 3310 and slaps me* You will end up in MacDonalds!!Again I insist you are a bastard!!🤕👋🏿
#Me👨🏾: *Wakes up 5 years later* Dad, is it true you slapped me 5 years ago and I am just waking up?🤕😴
#Dad👴🏾: Go downstairs and wash that Lamborghini. Don't ask me stupid questions. 😤😏
#WithGratitudeToGodForASlapWellDeserved🙏🏽😂🤣🤣
#kinghashthattag👑#️⃣
#Sayeetaziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

*My ego is hurting because of Ebuka!😩 Now females are beginning to question minions ability to "hoist our flags". 🔞📍
Now Ebuka is a metric for bulges📏🔞. Ladies be like "How many "Ebuka" are you?😏👸🏽"😭🤧. We only sent him there to host #BBNaija but No...😤 Ebuka has gone to expose #10MinsGang 😏🔞⏱️*
#TheTwoHourTrouserSnake👖🐍
#ThatExtraVeinInEbukaTrouser👖😢
#TheOkijaBulge🙌🏾🇳🇬
#BigBrotherInTheSmallTrousers🙌🏾👴🏾👖
#LetsSayeetAziteez 😏🙄
#TheEbukaEpisode📺😂
#ParrapsYouAreMad🤔
#SayeetAziteez😏
🎨: @poshbecksie🙏🏽

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#GoodMorning 🇬🇧🙏🏽
#Bonjour 🇫🇷 🙏🏽
#Sawubona 🇿🇦 🙏🏽
#Gunaydin 🇹🇷 🙏🏽
#GodMorgon 🇸🇪 🙏🏽
#GutenMorgen 🇩🇪 🙏🏽
#HowFarNa 🇳🇬 🙏🏽
#WhichWay 🇳🇬🙏🏽
#AnyBetter 🇳🇬🙏🏽
#IAmNotEbuka 🔞 *Everything in the trousers is calm and packed* 😂🤣
*I am chasing a new career path this week. To be the best "WhistleBlower" to walk this side of West Africa. I want my 5% so my cup will runneth over*
#NNPCBlues🤑🙌🏾
#GodBless ❤️🙏🏽

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

*Thats👏🏾what👏🏾I am👏🏾talking👏🏾about!!👏🏾👏🏾. We are finally getting there. I always knew there were military personnel willing to make the institution better as we progress...Not those two small minded fellows😡😡. Now to all those who always feel the need to harass and brutalize innocent civilians, be warned, even though data is expensive, it can be sacrificed to get justice via social media. The same social media used to celebrate your feats and praise your accomplishments can and will be used to expose any acts of torture and assault. The civilians you are sworn to protect shouldn't be your first point of assault.
Now Privates!!👨🏾👨🏿Enjoy your 21days IHL (In Hard Labour) and when you get out of jail, don't forget to use your balance of 9days pay 💰 wisely. The economy is tough so spend with decorum.*
#IStandWithNigeria✊🏾🇳🇬
#TheNigerianArmyIsWorking✊🏾🇳🇬
#WeThankTheNigerianArmyForTheirSacrifice🙏🏽🇳🇬

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#SayNoToMinionsWhoJustWalkUpToYouWithStrangeBanter😡😤🤦🏽‍♂️
*One in ten Nigerians go thru this every other day. Total strangers walking up to you and talking like you know them and they know you and "we are related". 🤦🏽‍♂️
#StopViolatingOtherPeoplesPeaceOfMind🙏🏽😢
#SometimesHoldYourStrangeGistTillSomeoneWhoDeservesItComesAlong🙏🏽😢
#OnceAStrangerStartsWith"MyBrother/MySister.. RUN!!🏃🏿🏃🏿
#LetsSayeetAziteez 😏🙄
#TheSASeriesE23📺😂
#ParrapsYouAreMad🤔
#SayeetAziteez😏
🎨: @poshbecksie🙏🏽
📽️: @onyeubanatu1🙏🏽 🎥: @peterchryz 🙏🏽

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

*In Obama's voice, "Good Morning. Today, I can report to the Nigerian people and to the world that the Nigerian Army has conducted an operation that arrested the two demented soldiers responsible for the torture of a disabled civilian in Onitsha, Anambra State. They got 'em!"
I knew God was listening.* #TheNigerianArmyIsWorking🇳🇬🙏🏽
#TheNigerianArmyIsGettingBetter🙏🏽🇳🇬
#IStandWithNigeria✊🏾
#IWillSleepBetterTonight😴😄

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

•Humanity is better than this!!! 😢💔• There are hardworking literate (not necessarily formally educated) military personnel out there fighting to keep this nation together, trying to bridge the gap between military and civilian relations, struggling to maintain peace, doing the most and sadly getting paid peanuts just so they can bleed and we all can sleep well knowing they have our backs. But here we have two ignorant, foolish, retarded and by all means mentally degraded fellows dressed in military attire assaulting a civilian. This is an individual who society already looks down on (because being disabled isn't already enough trouble). 😡😡
1. How can civilians watch this and ever appreciate the work the military does?😢
2. How can we celebrate our fallen heroes on Remembrance Day?😢
3. How can any able bodied individual feel safe after watching this?😢
4. How can anyone even lend a helping hand to a military personnel in need?😢
These morons have forgotten that one day, they will leave the system and become civilians. I weep for both of them! 😡😡
God if You are up there and I know You are, visit your wrath upon these ones! Let them know no peace until they find this man, go down on their knees and apologize. 🙏🏽😢
#NigeriaPoliceDoYourWork👮🏽🇳🇬
#DSSDoYourWork👨🏽⚖️🇳🇬
#NigerianArmyDoSomething🇳🇬🙏🏽
#NationalHumanRightsCommisionDoYourWork👨🏾💼🇳🇬
#PoliticiansEarnYourAllowancesForTheMonth👴🏾👵🏽👨🏾🇳🇬
#ActingPresidentOsibanjoActLikeAPresident👴🏾🇳🇬👑
#BringTheAnambraSoldiersToJustice 🙏🏽😡
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