️ Whenever I hear this man speak, Chei....
Something about the way he uses words when he talks... no mumbling, free flowing, easy.... No pressure... no "ehn", "Emmm", "you know",.. none of the typical ejaculatory utterances that's spoken by the average politician which usually either lacks any grammatical connection to what they are saying or in most cases makes little or no sense to even the lowest intelligent primates; Lemurs #GoogleIt... and to think he's talking about this country of mine... Nigeria. For 59 secs I am convinced things can get better. Prof @profosinbajo , you sir, are a great man.
______________________________________ #ProfOsinbajo #IfItsGoodJustSaySo #TheManTalksAndIFeelBetterAlready #VicePresident #GreatSpeaker #LLL #Kinghashthattag #SayeetAziteez
️Rough foreplay why? Has safe foreplay finished? For heaven's sake she could die of Buttocks Force Trauma #BFT to the buttocks #GoogleIt. There's nothing rough about this foreplay! This is pure Grievious Buttocks Harm! #GBH. Listen to the sound for yourselves #WhoooKpaii#Whookpaii#WhoooKpaii! (The "Whooo" Is silent.) So all you hear is Kpaaaiiii I feel bad for who ever owns those buns! Look how the ingrate is ungratefully slapping a perfect pair of buns in the name of rough foreplay. No I dont like rough foreplay! That's like asking me do I like to get a two footed challenge to my shin and scrotum with studs showing during 5-aside football. I know some male minions like to be WhoooKpaiid by their females but as for me and my buns, we are fine without such violation. #LowPainThreshold
MY ADVICE: Dear Female Minions, if the first spank is louder than #Kpa... That is if it sounds anything like what is going on here #WhoooKpaii, jump down from the foreplay table, take off your buttocks, put same buttocks in your bag, pull up your trousers/skirt whatever, call an Uber put the bag with your buttocks in the Uber, run home and tell the Uber to meet you at home with your buttocks. You can run for safety while the Uber brings your buttocks home in comfort. This is serious violation here! CAVEAT: IF YOU ARE NOT BLESSED IN THE BACKSIDE DEPARTMENT, GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS OR GO SQUAT THEN COME COMMENT! #IRONINGBOARD
______________________________________ #GrieviousBodilyHarmOfTheGleatusMaximus #WhookpaiiOfTheSexes #TouchNotMyBunsAndWhookpaMyButtocksNoHarm #NoSpankKindOfGuy #ReportAnySoundOfWhookpaiiToTheNearestPoliceStation #AllButtocksMatter #LLL #Kinghashthattag #SayeetAziteez
After all that "Cersing"!!! He still said he would Cerse him! The first "Cerse" hit me... Ohh Feck Urf!! Everyday I'm headmasta, Everyday I'm headmasta! Soh whet? Why? Why? Why? (The third "Why" had a minion shook!). Foolish "Maine"... Eeeedjot! I'm insulting you about your doings is nor "GOOT"! The threat of sack made matters worse! ME??? I wee cerse You!! Feck you mehn! Headmasta undeh my foot! The sound effects after the Cersing had me in bits! (GBEM GHEN GBEMGBEM)
This is my modus operandi for the next rude and "self entitled" person I encounter! I am going to lose my "home training" Cerse you and call you an Eedjot!! Whatever you are my foot!
______________________________________ #TheCerseOfMyFoot #LiwinWasntHavingIt #TheHeadmasterBecameTheFootmaster #NoCersingIfYouRespectMe #LLL #Kinghashthattag #SayeetAziteez
️A mother's life is way to heavy for any man to carry. Thank you to all the mothers.️⚕️
If only we knew as a children what we know now, Mothers, we probably wouldn't have made things so hard for you all.
We would have understood that you were and are still looking out for our best interest. Even though it may not seem so all the time. We would have at the least known how difficult it is to let go, to stand back and let someone you love learn from their mistakes.
Personally I would have realized how fortunate I was to have a mother who was always there for me,even after an argument,even after I'd said things I shouldn't have.
While it's too late for a lot of things, it's not too late for me to tell you that we appreciate how loving you all are, how giving you've all always been and that even though we may not always be good at showing it, we love you all very much. To all the women and mothers, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
___________________________ #HappyMothersDay #TheDayOfMothers #MothersAreEverything #SuperWomen #LLL #Kinghashthattag #SayeetAziteez
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