Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag) [similar]

#HashTagKing🙈 #HashtagBlackBelt #9thDan #OrderOfTheCrouchingHashtag #HashtagjitsuSensei 👴👴

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

*Who else has had their clothes nicked at the neighborhood laundry?😡 Show of hands...🙌🏾 Good! Now who has had their clothes nicked, slim fitted, rocked (worn) and returned back to the laundry????😡😡 Show of hands and gnash of teeth.... 🙌🏾😬. They live amongst us people! But we will find them and we will slim fit them as a warning to others.*
#LetsSayeetAziteez 😏🙄
#TheSlimfitThievesEpisode😤😷
#WhenYouTakeYourAdultClothesToTheLaundryButGetBabyClothesInReturn🤵🏾🤕➡️👶🏽👕
#TheSASeries📺😂
#ParrapsYouAreMad🤔
#SayeetAziteez😏
🎨: @poshbecksie🙏🏽

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#AllFemalesAreGuiltyOfThisActOfShame😏🙄
#ShowingOfTextMessagesAndHopingTheresADifferentInterpretationFromAFriend😏🙄😡
#ThatOneFriendWhoseInterpretationOfAMessageCanSealAMansFate 🤔📲👨🏾⚰️
#SituationBeLike🤔
#Bae: I am tired of Chinedu...😡👩🏽
#BaesFriend: Wharrapun Again?🙄👩🏾
#Bae: He does the most annoying things and then apologizes like it's nothing👩🏽😏😢
#TextMessageFromChinedu: Funke I am sorry 👨🏾📲
#Bae: Now he's texting me. Just look at this👩🏽🙄📲
#BaesFriend: Can you imagine? He called you by your name ooo! 😳He even had the guts to just say "I am sorry" with no fullstop. That means he might still want to argue. My dear you have time for him. Ignore him since he thinks he is to big to apologize properly😏🙄🔥😤
#Bae: I told you he can be annoying. You believe me now yeah?😤🙄👩🏽
#AllMessagesMatter 📲📩🤣😂🤣😂
#kinghashthattag👑#️⃣
#Sayeetaziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

*In the words of @mr.jollof_ "Heyyy Gawwwddd!!" ☺️😍😌. With other fashion brands, it's about designs. With Ebewele Brown, It’s about that luxurious feeling!*
#EbeweleBrownLuxuryStitches✂️
#EbeweleBrownTheKaftanKing👑✂️
#HugAnEbewelePackageBagAfterPurchaseForEasyBloodFlow🤗🛍️❣️
(Any minion refusing to tap into this happiness, I direct heavy traffic on your way home from work...🏎️🚛🚚🛵🤕 May traffic lights not work and may all traffic wardens have runny tummies🚦👮🏽‍♀️👮🏿🤢🚽!)🙄😂🤣😂
#EbeweleBrown ✂️👑
#Kinghashthattag👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez😏
📷 : @imagio_photography 🙏🏽
✂️ : @ebewelebrown 🙏🏽

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

*The Class of Ebewele Brown.....You can't imagine what's it feels like to be dressed in that EXPENSIVE​ EBEWELE BROWN BESPOKE LUXURY attire.*
#EbeweleBrownLuxuryStitches✂️
#EbeweleBrownTheKaftanKing👑✂️
#MommaIAmNotModellingBabyClothesToday👶🏽👕
#BaeSaidIAmTallEnoughToModel👸🏽😍
(Any minion trying to steal this moment, I direct a Runny Tummy your way🤢💩... May you not find a toilet soon enough!)🙄😂🤣😂
#EbeweleBrown ✂️👑
#Kinghashthattag👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez😏
📷 : @imagio_photography 🙏🏽
✂️ : @ebewelebrown 🙏🏽

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#OfAllTheRightsOfWomenTheGreatestIsToAMother❤️👩🏽👵🏽
#AnOunceOfMotherIsWorthATonOfPriest❤️👩🏽👵🏽
#BiologyIsTheLeastOfWhatMakesAMother❤️👩🏽👵🏽
#BehindEverySuccessfulMotherIsABasketOfDirtyLaundry😉❤️👩🏽👵🏽 Only mothers can think of the future, because they give birth to it in their children. To all the mothers (and yet to be mothers) LIVE LONG AND PROSPER🙏🏽❤️👩🏽👵🏽
#Kinghashthattag👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#ThisAdviceHasSavedKingsFromFailure🙏🏽🤴🏽👑
#ForgetThatWarmInviteByTheBeautifulBathroomInTheDream🚽😌☺️
#ForgetTheSweetBathroomFragranceItsJustYourDeodorant😍☺️
#ForgetTheColdFeelingOfTilesAsYouWalkTowardsTheBathroom☺️😍
#ForgetTheLightingUsedToLightUpTheBathroom💡😍
#ItsASpiritualSetUpToDrainYouOfAnyConfidenceWhenYouWakeUp😢😤
*Just know if you fall victim, the ancestors will gather and sing this anthem👴🏾👵🏽🎤🎼: Tinkle tinkle tinkle time, how your bed has soaked so fast. Wake up, Wake up you shameless ting, like the foolish prick you are! Tinkle Tinkle Tinkle time, now you have soaked the bed at last!* 😂🤣😂🤣
#kinghashthattag👑#️⃣
#sayeetaziteez 😏
♻️ @kimase1 🙌🏾🙏🏽

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

*The accident isn't the issue, it's the reaction that follows. Social media has turned the average person into a news correspondent.This side of the world, Instead of helping, people's default instinct is to report the incident via social media and thereafter move on. The terrorist attack in London yesterday showed otherwise. People helped victims, a medical practitioner turned politician helped victims, first responders did their jobs. Put down your phones and pick up a victim!*
#LetsSayeetAziteez 😏🙄
#TheFastestReporterEpisode😤😷
#PutDownYourPhoneAndPickUpAVictim❤️🤕
#HumanityCanDoBetter😤🙏🏽
#TheSASeries📺😂
#ParrapsYouAreMad🤔
#SayeetAziteez😏
🎨: @poshbecksie🙏🏽
🎥: @kassimbraimah 🙏🏽
📝: @kinghashthattag 🙏🏽
🔊: @flamexpressions 🙏🏽
👨🏽: @shadyville08 🙏🏽
👨🏾: @mastarcard 🙏🏽

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

*It saddens me when you have to face a customer service executive who has just had lunch but forgets to "mint up" their mouthmosphere!! A pretty/handsome face complimented by a stinky breath is the worst thing since I don't even know! This isn't to say it isn't the other way round sometimes. Some customers will open their mouths and you wonder if the earth isn't dying because of them!*
#LetsSayeetAziteez 😏🙄
#TheMintySituationEpisode😤😷
#YouBreathRemindsMeOfAnAutopsy⚰️💔
#SmellingLikeYouAteACorpseWithASaladForLunch😪⚰️🍛
#TheSASeries📺😂
#ParrapsYouAreMad🤔
#SayeetAziteez😏
🎨: @poshbecksie🙏🏽
😏🤔: @ag3086 @flm_mamak @flamexpressions 🙏🏽
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