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Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹There's a certain peace that comes from running your own race. Believing that everything will fall into place when God says. Selah!🔹🙏🏽
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🔺In the spirit of "Blocking", be advised, any mention of "Awww", "My Ovaries", "I want", "So cute", "Can I have eet", "Ho My Gosh", "My insides are so warm", and other forms of distracting interjections will not be tolerated! Try me!🔻😏😤
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#InnerPeace 🙏🏽😌
#Love ❤️
#Faith 🙏🏽
#Work 😤
#Awww ☺️
#MyOvaries 😍
#GodMode 🙌🏾
#MindAtEase 😊
#Baby 👶🏾
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹H.A.P.P.Y D.E.M.O.C.R.A.C.Y D.A.Y🔹 🇳🇬 🙌🏾❤️
🔺I haven't given up on my country. Are we better off than where we were this time last year? Yes we are. Can it get better? Yes it can. Stop paying lip service to governance. Be active! Be Nigerian🔻
#Nigeria 🇳🇬
#DemocracyDay 🙌🏾
#GreatNation 🇳🇬🙌🏾
#TheYouthsAreReady 👨🏾👩🏽
#GetYourVotersCard 🏷️🇳🇬
#OutWithTheOldAndInWithTheNew 👴🏽👵🏾➡️👨🏾👩🏽
#Democracy 🙌🏾
#NationBuilding 🇳🇬🙏🏽
#ProudlyNigerian 😎🇳🇬
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Like seriously, Minions,.. ladies, do you see men drawing 16 inch "Penile Prints" on our pants?🔹👖🎨🍆😏
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🔺Minions, Brothers, it's about time we start going to raves with tidy wipes! Hug her then intentionally wipe her chest! (Caveat: These 👆🏽are not my words, I have been hacked)🔻😏
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#LetsTalk 🤔
#WhenHeExpectsASerenaWilliamsButYouAreAGiulianaRancic 👨🏾😍👩🏽➡️👩🏼🤕
#WhenYourCupSizeIsntWorthCupping 👙🤕
#WhenThePlanIsToDistractHimTillTheHennyWearsOff 🙈🥃🤕
#Relationships 👨🏾❤️👩🏽
#Funny 😂🤣
#Jokes 😂🤣
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹That awkward moment when you get on a commercial flight and your seat mate refuses to share the arm rest! It's worse when your seat mate's arm is the same size as Arnold Schwarzenegger's thigh in the original Terminator movie! 🎥. When your seat mate grabs the arm rest like his/her life depends on it. IT'S NOT FUNNY!!🔹
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🔺Can we have benches on airplanes already?🔻
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#AirTransport ✈️ #MySeatMateMightHavePartialStroke 😤
#MySeatMateMightBeAReturningIllegalImmigrant 😤✈️
#TheArmRestWars 💺 🤕
#TravelWars ✈️ 🤕
#Funny 😂
#NotFunny 😤
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹The hall probably smells of old people ideas and 2-noneanal. (2-noneanal is an unsaturated aldehyde associated with human body odor alterations during aging) #GoogleIt .😏
Anyways, Let's count the principal officers observing executive siesta together, the VP, the PM, the DG, the Min of Finance, the IG of police are "in anada wald, dozing the evening away! In fact, it's confirmed that "had the President not been delivering a speech, he himself might have been sleeping". Bunch of irresponsible old farts! 👴🏽👵🏾🤢 🇺🇬 Sadly, this applies to Nigeria 🇳🇬 too. Dear Old people, go and rest!🔹
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🔺Now would be a good time for opposition parties with youthful candidates/agendas to plant seeds!🔻
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#DearOldPeopleActYourAge👵🏾👴🏾😏
#NigeriaWillBeYoungAgain🇳🇬👨🏾👩🏽
#GetYourVotersCards🔖
#VoteOldPeopleOut👉🏾😤👴🏾👵🏾
#VoteYoungPeopleIn👉🏾🤗👨🏾👩🏽
#Nigeria 🇳🇬 #Uganda 🇺🇬 #Africa 🌍
#Sleep 😴
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹I remember my best mate being detained for looking "too responsible". You read right! 📝👀😳. Eventually, he was let off after paying N100,000. My story is no different. I was pinched for "forging" my own signature! 😂🤣 I have never had a good experience with these guys. Even at traffic stops they can be ruthless!
My issue with the Nigerian police will always be these plain clothes so called "SARS/Detectives". 10/10 of them dress like the people they are meant to chase and arrest, smell bad, can not communicate, are intoxicated with one thing or the other, will shoot first then ask questions later, and have no regards for life. The annoying part is they outrightly know they are wrong but still they intimidate and kill because they can easily get away with it. I am not saying there are no good coppers out there but hey, if the job is done right, we'd respect the police more and not fear and despise them. Still, My advice to any sane Nigerian, do your best to avoid these lot! You could even be arrested for saying #GoodMorning #WehdoneSir🔹
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🔺Everyone looks brave with a gun!🔻
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#Police 👮🏾‍♀️
#Reform ↩️↪️
#Change ↩️↪️
#ThePoliceIsYourWhat 🤔
#Olopa 👮🏾‍♀️🇳🇬
#AnythingForTheBoys 🤑
#PullOver 🏎️
#OpenYourBoot 👮🏾‍♀️😤
#MyFriendParkThere 👈🏾🏎️👮🏾‍♀️😤
#ShootFirstPlantAWeaponLater 🔫⚰️
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹From years of training, I still walk a path of duty and discipline. And in all that training, I have survived on these lessons:
1. When in doubt empty the magazine. 🔫
2. When the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade isn't your friend. 🏃🏾💣
3. If the enemy is in range, so are you. 🎯 😳
🔹👮🏾‍♀️👨🏾🎓
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#Exboy 👮🏾‍♀️👨🏾🎓
#MilitaryYute 👮🏾‍♀️👦🏽
#Soldier 👮🏾‍♀️
#LittleBlackChuckNorris 👦🏽💪🏾
#MinimizedJeanClaudeVanDamme 👦🏽💪🏾
#CharlieCompany ❤️🛑
#Provost 👮🏾‍♀️🚨
#IRememberWhenIWasASoldier 🙈👮🏾‍♀️
#TeflonMinion 💪🏾👮🏾‍♀️
#TBT
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏
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Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Minions! Females! When you petty minded squids 🦑 🐙 are below "sea level" you consider yourselves "petite/cute/portable". But men are SHORT!...😤 9 outta 10 women are taller than their Dads but they want a tall "N188@". Jesus Christ, from research was (156cm) 5'1". #GoogleIt. Remember that when you pray to him for a "Tall N188@"!🔹😤😤
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🔺Before you speak vile, be advised I am 5,8" on weekdays and 6'1" on weekends, so regardless, I am tall enough to reach my dreams and short enough to pick up my goals! Try me and be blocked *Drops mic*🔻😎😏
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#LetsTalk 🤔
#ShortMenAreCloseMen ⛪️
#StopHeightShaming 🙏🏽
#AllHeightsMatter 🤕
#StretchToKissSyndrome 😘🤕
#JumpOnBae 🤾🏽‍♂️😍👩🏽
#Relationships ❤️
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Give this man all the "L"'s. You can't be the most powerful man on earth and get hit twice with the same move. I am starting to think Donnie picks his nose all thru flights🔹👆🏻👃🏻
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#MelaniaBeLikeDontTouchMeWithYourBoogieFingers👩🏻🤢👆🏻👃🏻
#MelaniaIsntHavingAnyOfThatPresidentialMucusOnHerHands👩🏻❌👆🏻👃🏻
#MelaniaProbablyRunsOutOnHandSanitizers😂
#MelaniaProbablyAvoidingSomeKindOfDisgust👩🏻❌🤢
#Her"LeaveMeAlone"GameIsGettingTighterByTheAirMiles🙌🏻👩🏻➡️😏🙄✈️
#DonaldBeLikeMelania"You'reFired"👨🏼😤
#Potus 🇻🇮👨🏼
#FakeNews 😤😏
#Trump 👨🏼🇻🇮
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Reza Aslan (CNN) needs to feature this clown on an episode of Believer! So Paul called God on a cellphone? Zimbabwe keeps rolling out comedians! 🔹😏😂
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🔺I bet you there's a Nigerian pastor boasting of building a 5-Bedroom duplex behind Heaven's best 5-Star luxury hotel, a few blocks from Angel Gabriel's night club....... and his congregation agree with a resounding AMEN every time he says it!🔻🤣😂
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#LetsTalk 🤔
#Christianity ⛪️
#Religion 🙏🏽
#Fakes 😂
#ApostleMustHearThis 👴🏽👂🏽
#PastorYouSaidWhat 🤔👂🏽
#Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 🙌🏾
#Nigeria 🇳🇬🙌🏾
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹I could smell it as soon I opened the parcel. 6 containers of pure sensual perfume oils. I am very picky when it comes to perfume oils, but these bottles really knocked out a lot of the competition.... They are all beautiful and soft, yet have their own classic and sophisticated allure.
Take the "Blue", at first applying it on my skin it's let's off an amazing masculine oud. A fine blend of melon, mandarin orange, and cucumber with basil, sage and geranium, definitely a bit of musk and suede in there somewhere all combining quickly and developing into a very sensual scent. A tiny oil drop and I was in a glamorous cloud.
I kept sniffing it and realised this particular scent would probably please vintage lovers too.
It has some sort of classic vibe and it keeps going strong...
From purchase to delivery @t_mingos delivers the best service for perfume oils to any part of the country.🔹
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Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Stop animal cruelty.... We can do better.🔹🙏🏽
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🔺Humanity just lost points with this one. I can't trust anyone for the rest of the day🔻
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#SaveALife 🙏🏽
#MyLifeChangedAfterThis 😢
#NoAnimalDeservesThis 🐿️🙏🏽
#SquirrelsAreInnocent🐿️
#NutsOrNotALifeIsALife🥜🐿️🙏🏽
#LoveYourNeighborAsThineSelf🙏🏽
#NeighborILoveYouButThisWillChangeYourLife🙏🏽
#HoldYourPhoneTight 📱🤗
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Minions, tag your neighbor and say "Neighbor, Money can buy happiness and make it so happy it will die of too much happiness" Go on, say it this morning! Speak positively, get money then drink tea!🔹🙏🏽😂
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#TheFearOfPovertyIsTheBestFormOfCardio🏃🏾🤑
#IfHappinessCouldSpeakItWouldTellMoneyToComeThruDaily 😁💰🙏🏽
#ToHatePovertyIsToLoveYourSelf😤🤕➡️❤️😊
#EvenHappinessIsHappyWhenMoneyShowsUp😁➡️🤑💰
#FirstRuleOfHappinessShouldBeGetMoney🤔💰
#SecondRuleShouldBeGetMoreMoney🤔💰💰
#Money 💰
#Funny 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Who says God doesn't answer prayers.... I prayed for this since 2005! No greater joy than seeing Arsenal being dragged to their rightful place. Europa League welcomes Arsene and his gang of toddlers! Please someone beg those Liverpool fans not to give Arsenal sore nuts! Tag the minion being "wedgied" (Arsenal fan)🔹🤣🤣
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🔺CHELSEA! 💙🏆💙🏆💙🏆💙🔻
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#EPL 🇬🇧⚽️
#Football ⚽️
#CFC 💙⚽️
#ThePensioners 💙👮🏼
#Chelsea 💙⚽️
#Arsenal 🔫
#ItsInTheGame ❤️⚽️
#Funny 😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez😏
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