Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag) [similar]

#HashTagKing🙈 #HashtagBlackBelt #9thDan #OrderOfTheCrouchingHashtag #HashtagjitsuSensei 👴👴

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#ReturnToSender2017InProgress😏
#MinionsHaveHadEnoughOfSettingUpFromFemales😤👩🏽 #RiskyQuestionsWillNoLongerBeEntertained❓❌🤕
#QuestionsThatAreDesignedToRuinAMansLifeInclude🤔
1. Do I look fat?😳
2. Do you think my friend Mabel is pretty?😉
3. Would you love again if I died?🤔
4. Isn't that the most beautiful diamond bracelet?☺️
5. When are we going to have kids?😫
6. Do you like my new dress?😐
7. What are we now?😥
8. Would you be mad if I went out with the girls on Friday?🙄
9. Are you going to finish that? 😫🍔
#GiveHerAQuestionForAQuestion2017🙌🏾😤
#NoDefinteAndHonestAnswerMeansYouLiveToAnswerAnotherDay😂😂😂
#Kinghasthattag 🤴🏽#️⃣ #Sayeetaziteez😏cc @ag3086 🙏🏽

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#MinionsWillUseBothLooksToRipMensSoulsApart🤕😢
#LookOnTheLeftSays"OhSoYouLikeMyCookingNow"😕🥙
#LookOnTheRightSays"LookAtHowYouAreEatingLikeYouEvenPaidForTheMeal"😏🥙
#LookOnTheLeftSays"Really!YouArentGoingToTakeMeShopping"😕🛍️
#LookOnTheRightSays"WhenYouAreDoneActingPoorBetterComeTakeMeShopping"😏🛍️
#LookOnTheLeftSays"OhhSoWeAreLookingAtOtherWomenNowHuh?"😕😍
#LookOnTheRightSays"JustLookAtHowFoolishYouLookStarringAtOtherWomen"😏😍
#LookOnTheLeftSays"ReallyYouAreGoingToSpeakToMeLikeThatCosYourFriendsAreHere"😦👨🏽
#LookOnTheLeftSays"GoAheadTalkFunnyCozYourFriendsAreHereTryMe"😏👨🏽
#FemalesAreTwoFacedWithOrWithoutMakeUp🤕👺👽🤣🤣🤣 #Kinghasthattag 🤴🏽#️⃣ #Sayeetaziteez😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

*Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward* #TissueIsExpensive🤧😏
#ICantComeAndKillMySelf 🤣🤣
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#LifeIsTougherWithoutLaughter🤕😢
#TagYourNeighbourAndSay"Neighbour...Laugh for your sake"😉
#LaughCautiouslyIfYourBreathIsntEnvironmentFriendly🙏🏽😷*I plead with you*🙏🏽
#ToLaughIsToLive 😂🙏🏽
#NeverTrustMinionsWhoDontLaugh😏
#MinionsLikeIdris"Ettebong"Elba😋😎
*Comments not in my Favour will be met in equal measure...#TryMe😏😒* #MayFridayBeGoodToYouAll ❤️

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.” _______________________________________________#SmallFeetGetTheBestShoes 😍👞
#FeetSizeDoesntDetermineTheSizeOfOtherBodyParts 😏🔞 *A horse has hooves but is still endowed so....Minions will be blocked if they speak with disregard* #TryMe😏

#kinghashthattag👑#️⃣
#sayeetaziteez 😏😎

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

Daniel is a promising 15 year old boy with great dreams and amazing aspirations.
He's currently with Dr Carlos H J @ Deseta Hospital, Jo'Burg suffering from excess fluid in heart & blood leakage from heart valves (Upper valves leaking). For Daniel to survive, he needs N4 Million (80,000 Rands) for Surgery and draining of Valves for 5 Days under Intensive care.
#4000For1000ForDaniel🙏🏽
#AnArmyOf4000ToSaveAHeart❤️🙏🏽
#GiveDanielAHeart🙏🏽❤️
#HaveAHeartAndGiveAHeart❤️🙂
#HelpDanielLiveANormalLife🤽🏽‍♂️🤸🏽‍♂️🚵🏽‍♀️
#NoActOfKindnessNoMatterHowSmallIsAWaste🙏🏽🙂
#AKindAndCompassionateActIsOftenItsOwnReward🙂🙏🏽
#BeKindToDaniel🙏🏽❤️
Cc @officialrudegirloyin 🙏🏽

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

*The mere fact that a boxer covers his face never means that he is much afraid of his opponent. A good punch will give a better explanation for his action!* #2017:TheYearOfUnlooking😏😎 #TheConsciousEffortToMindMyBizness 😎😒#UnlookingIsTheNewAwareness😎🙄 #Ettekamba👖👕 #TailorsMark🤵🏾✅ #IbibioBoysAreTheNewMoguls🇳🇬🤴🏽#Kinghashthattag🤴🏽#️⃣ #sayeetaziteez😏🙄 cc @ettekambadesigns 🔥

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#DontGoBraggingIfYouAintPacking2017😂 #UncleBiodunIsOfficially"ShortLenghted"😂
#ThatAwkwardMomentWhenYouAreToldYourTentPegIsTechnicallyAThumbTack😎📍➡️📌😢
#WhatEverShePointedAtToProveHerPointWasDefinitely9inches😐
#WomenDontGoArguingWithoutFactsAsSeenHereWithTheMeasuringTape📏
#WhenSheSaysIKnow9InchesAndThatAint9InchesIPitiedUncleBiodun🤧😢
#SheHadToRubSomeSaltWhenSheSaid"NoReasonToBeDisappintedItsStillDoingWhatItsMeantToDo" 😢*Like a man's pecker is a shoe lace, forget the length it can still tie the shoes*😏🙄
#ThePauseJustBeforeSheSays6.5Is9InchesLongFromWhatIHeard😂👂🏽
#A6.5WillNeverDoWhatA9InchIsSupposeToDo *Try cutting down a tree with a 6.5inch blade and do the same with a 9inch*🔪🌴
#ThenSheFinishesHimOffWith"GoGetYourMoneyBack"😤😢
#2017IsTheYearOfFactsOverFiction😂😂
#Kinghasthattag 🤴🏽#️⃣ #Sayeetaziteez😏 ♻️ @peekeers 🙏🏽

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

#ISwearWhitePeopleHaveThePatienceOfAThousandDoves🕊️😂😂
#IfYouCallABlackSexStoreThisConversationWillGoSouth9TimesOutOf10🤕🤣
#NigerianSexStoreBeLike🤔🇳🇬 🛒🔞
#Client:Hello do you have butt plugs?😌🍑🔌
#CS:Yes we do. 😁
#Client:What colors do you have?😃
#CS: *Frustration kicks in* Aunty I don't understand, is it color you want or butt plug?😏😤
#Client: Ok fine... I have an abnormally large anus. Do you think you have one that will fit?😒
#CS: Ha! Aunty, I am sure your anus is not as wide as Mama Obioma's Anus. 😏😳
#Client: Is that how you talk about your clients? 😳😱
#CS: Madame please it's anus we are talking about here. Your anus is only one of many...Try the next shop!😏🙄
#ICanOnlyImagineTheKindOfCustomerServiceTrainingGivenToSexShopAssistants
#CustomerServiceRuleNo1:TreatEachCustomersAnusAsUnique🍑❤️
#CustomerServiceRuleNo2:NoMatterHowACustomerDescribesTheirAnusBePatientAndHearThemOut🙏🏽👂🏽
#CustomerServiceRuleNo3:RememberACustomersAnusIsHisOrHerAnusNotYours...RespectIt🙌🏾🍑😂😂
#Kinghasthattag 🤴🏽#️⃣ #Sayeetaziteez😏
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