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Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️At least 1.8 billion people globally use a source of drinking water that is fecally contaminated. Meanwyl somewhere in Bomadi, Delta state, Nigeria.....🔹🇳🇬💔💧
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🔺Clean, accessible water for all is an important part of the world we want to live in. There is sufficient fresh water on the planet to achieve this. But due to bad governance, economics or poor infrastructure, every year millions of people, most of them children, die from diseases associated with inadequate water supply, sanitation and hygiene. Go get your Voter's card.🔻💧💔💧💔
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#Bomadi 🇳🇬💔
#CleanWater💧
#INEC 🇳🇬🏢
#VoterRegistration2018🇳🇬✊🏿
#EducateACitizen🇳🇬✊🏿
#IGotMyRedCard✊🏿
#Elections2019 ✊🏿📽️
#NotTooYoungToVote✊🏿
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️The Great Pyramid of Giza is a true wonder and has rightly earned its title as "Wonder" of the earth. It was built with such precision that current technology cannot replicate. The Groundnut pyramids in Kano, Northern Nigeria were viewed both as a tourist attraction and as a symbol of wealth. Sadly as production shifted from agriculture to oil in the 60s and 70s, the g/nut pyramids disappeared.🔹🇳🇬🇪🇬❤️✊🏿
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🔺Meanwyl somewhere in Ogun state, the Governor is supervising Brother Wasiu and Brother Bode on the next level pyramids.🔻🤣😂🤣😂
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#INEC🇳🇬🏢
#VoterRegistration2018🇳🇬✊🏿
#EducateACitizen🇳🇬✊🏿
#IGotMyRedCard✊🏿
#Elections2019 ✊🏿📽️
#NotTooYoungToVote✊🏿
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️When you say you won't vote, it's not a protest. It's more like a surrender. You surrender to the elements of government who will/may determine events in your life for the next couple of years and you will never have a say in the outcome of those events.🔹🇳🇬❤️✊🏿
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🔺I believe getting your Voter's card is a first step in the voting process to building a community and the country. Go get your Voter's card.🔻❤️🇳🇬✊🏿
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#INEC🇳🇬🏢
#VoterRegistration2018🇳🇬✊🏿
#EducateACitizen🇳🇬✊🏿
#IGotMyRedCard✊🏿
#Elections2019 ✊🏿📽️
#NotTooYoungToVote✊🏿
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️What a time to be alive..... Calling our own Meghan a "tainter of seeds"???? Just when you think we are getting along just fine as humans, one dumb 25 year old with little or no good life choices decides to try to send us back into the plantations. But we are not having it. No we are not. We are having a go at the throne. I hope Meghan names her first son, Afamefuna or her first daughter, Apunanwu. Her silly apology #Slide4 smells of rotten bacon and mash. Dumb coffin dodger of a boyfriend says the romantic side of the relationship has ended however he's going to continue to support her.... What a joke.🔹😠😡
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🔺Dear Jo, Listen and Listen good... Meghan is here to stay. The Queen, the rest of the country and the world love her. This is not the same for UKIP i guess because clearly there's a problem with UKIP and people of colour. Anyways, just know this Meghan is going to be serving Harry some of that "good good" melanin yumyum for the rest of his life and there's nothing you or the other bigot can do about it. And just so you know, Harry is never using protection. A truck load of caramel babies with loud rap music coming to a UK Palace near you.🔻✊🏿✊🏿
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#EndRacism✊🏿
#UKIP😡🇬🇧
#TeamMeghan✊🏿👸🏽
#MeghanIsHereToStay✊🏿👸🏽
#HarryIsInTheShade👨🏼👸🏽
#HarryAndHisQuestForChocolate👨🏼👸🏽
#MeghanTheRoyalCaramel👸🏽
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️For love of country, they accepted death.🔹🇳🇬❤️
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🔺Keep all of the brave soldiers that have fallen in the line of duty in your hearts; they are heroes in heaven now, but we will always remember their unselfish sacrifice. Also pray for those in the military still today; may God protect them!🔻❤️🇳🇬
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#ArmedForcesRemembranceDay❤️🇳🇬
#PatriotsDay🇳🇬❤️
#TheDayOfTheSoldier✊🏿🇳🇬
#Freedom fighters❤️🇳🇬
#TriService🚢✈️
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️Minions, can we please take this Voter's registration thing seriously. Our future depends on a lot but voting is a first step. Here's all you need to do for first time registration;
1. Any valid ID (Driver's License/International Passport/National ID)
That's all. Nothing else...No payments whatsoever.🔹🇳🇬❤️✊🏿
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🔺On another note, when you are heading to the registration centre, Please observe my survival tips.
1. Dress properly preferably in sports gear. It's not a game but be prepared for competition.🏋🏽‍♂️
2. Eat! You may need strength to fend of people trying to shunt either verbally or otherwise. DONT EAT BEANS!! 🥘🥘
3. Don't forget your power bank or UPS, so you can charge your phone and self.🔋🔌
4. Bring a bottle of water. Man's will be hot during the process.💧
5. Avoid unnecessary banter, so you are not distracted by hooligans and loose your spot on the queue.🤐
6. Pray you get attended to on the day you go.😓
7. Tic tacs, Tom Tom sweets or any mint of choice is a must. Mouth odour may occur.🤢
8. Maintain peace and calm. If you die fighting, the process will still go on after you are buried.😣⚰️
9. Don't give anyone a dime/kobo/penny. REGISTRATION IS FREE!!!🔻❤️🇳🇬✊🏿
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#INEC🇳🇬🏢
#VoterRegistration2018🇳🇬✊🏿
#EducateACitizen🇳🇬✊🏿
#IGotMyRedCard✊🏿
#Elections2019 ✊🏿📽️
#NotTooYoungToVote✊🏿
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️The difference between perfection in our minds and the realities we face is what I'd call a problem. People always want to solve their problems. Sometimes they don`t even realize what actually the problem is, they just want something better, something else.🔹❤️🤗
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🔺 There are things in life which we experience as problems, and in truth we can`t change. We cannot change other people, our co-workers  or family members. It may not even be possible to change the economic situation.
By coming to terms with this truth, we become aware and while we may not solve the perceived problems we at least accept them and learn from them.🔻❤️✊🏿
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#Edidiong👨🏽
#GoodMorningWithEdidiong😣🌝
#ListenToEdidiong👂🏽
#SomeProblemsAreJustTruths😐
#TruthfulProblems😐😏
#Acceptance🤗❤️
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️With gratitude to the heaven's for a butt well lived. We the family of Barry Buttson announce the untimely demise of Barry's buttocks. Barry buttocks served him well both is good times as a cushion for the toilet and in bad times as a platform for spanking. Barry's buttocks will be fondly missed.🔹😭😭
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🔺Barry's butt is survived by a few boxer shorts, some knickers and a bruised ego. A condolence register has been opened at the school playground for all and sundry. For the family, Arsene Buttson🔻❤️
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#HeScrappedThroughTheValleyOfDeath🍑😣😭
#HowToMakeMincedButtocks😭🍑
#AllISeeIsGratedButtocks😭😭
#BarryWillNeverSitAgain😭😭
#NoAfricanKidWillGetOnThisThis🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️
#MyButtMyPlayRules😭😣
#GoGetYourVotersCard✊🏿🇳🇬
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️Happy Sunday minions....Had the privilage of attending the launch of the #ShopNPlay store yesterday. Amazing vision from #CharlesOkpaleke, managed by the damsel in the LBD, My 6ft plus muse @tonia_en. A little pic mix with the 5ft #MediaDexter himself @noble_igwe and the 6ft Social Empress from the middlebelt @misslawani🔹🔥🎩😎
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🔺I know where #Haters will direct their focus. Listen here! Before you open your mandibles and say anything about my 5'8"ness, be advised, I am taller than someone in that mix (name withheld).🤐 Choose your words carefully or be #Blurked. Go read Daniel 4:10 and see how I am described. #GoogleIt. Meanwyl, have you gotten your Voter's card?🔻❤️
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#ATaleOfTwo6sAndTwo5s👨🏽👆👨🏽👆👩🏾👆👩🏾👆
#TallEnoughToReachMyDreams😎✊🏿
#TallEnoughToPickUpMyGoals😎✊🏿
#IAmTheTreeOfGreatHeight✊🏿🌴
#Daniel4:10📖
#ShopNPlay✊🏿👚👝👜👖👗
#GoGetYourVotersCard✊🏿🇳🇬
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️What are the odds... at just 21 years old I got my voter's card yesterday and today I am rocking my first snapback. By @24apparel #24Apparel for #BlueSwift @pernodricardng @blueswiftng ... Arghhhhh...Too much BLUE on one minion!🔹💙🔥🎩😎
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🔺Knowing #Haters, some will talk about the size of my head, my age, some will even question the authenticity of my voter's card, some may even attempt to steal my hat with subtle pleas. All I know is I am willing to #Blurk as many as possible today. Now If you are Nigerian and you are18 or over and you don't have your voter's card please Mooooove away! #UnpatrioticWeasel. CAVEAT: IGNORE MY LOCATION, I HAVE BEEN HACKED!😤🔻🇳🇬❤️
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#BlueSwift 🦅💙
#24Apparel🎩✊🏿
#YoungVoter😉❤️
#IHaveMyVotersCard😤🇳🇬✊🏿
#LetsVoteThisChangeForBetterChange✊🏿🇳🇬❤️
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️Somebody shout a big INECllujahhhh....(Hallelujah). I just got my Temporary Voter's Card by 2.34pm. @blazeotokpa @susan.oiza after you left, I SUFFERED.... Pree my mugshot! Special thanks to Mr Kabiru at the INEC Garki office. To the guy who sold me a can of Lucozade, Thank you .....To all those great people I met there, God bless you all and let's use our cards to vote and protect our future 🔹😭😠😤
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🔺Also had the pleasure of running into Florence Ozor, a Co-covener for #RedCardMovementNg. ⚀✊🏿
A movement with the objective of changing the mindsets of Nigerian youths and the nation at large on the subjects of voting and the power of your voter's card. I have signed up and I will be educating at least one person everyday on the need to participate in governance. My people, I refuse to continue with this type of "Change". Next stop....Vote!!🔻❤️✊🏿
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#INEC🇳🇬🏢
#GettingMyVotersCardRealityShow🎥🎬
#SeasonFinale📽️🎬
#IGotMyRedCard✊🏿
#MyMugShot 📸😢
#Elections2019 ✊🏿📽️
#NotTooYoungToVote✊🏿
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️Turned up by 8am. It's 8.49am and the staff are yet to attend to people.
I understand they only attend to 30people per day because they have only 3 Data Capturing Machines here in Garki.🔹😭😠😤
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🔺This goes to show the level of commitment the government has to see voters/electoral processes thru. Ridiculous how INEC staff resume late and from my own opinion have no sense of duty. I am a patriot! I must get my TVC/PVC..... I MUST VOTE! 🔻❤️✊🏿
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#INEC🇳🇬🏢
#GettingMyVotersCardRealityShow🎥🎬
#Episode2📽️🎬
#INECRegistrationYetToBeginBy9.10am😠😤
#NotTooYoungToVote✊🏿
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️I like to think that God brings people together for the simple reason that we're supposed to help each other grow into the people we were always meant to become. 🔹❤️🤗
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🔺 Because you are ' you' and you don't need anybody's approval to be yourself. Just be who you are and live your life doing the things that you love. Egg, larvae, Pupa or Butterfly, stay true to who you are....Don’t trade your authenticity for approval..... Don't metamorphose to please anyone! On another note, i don't look like a Caterpillar!😤🔻❤️✊🏿
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#Edidiong👨🏽
#GoodMorningWithEdidiong
#ListenToEdidiong👂🏽
#DontTradeYouForSomeoneElse❤️✊🏿
#TheOnlyApprovalYouNeedIsYours🤗
#TheMetamorphosisOfHappiness🥚🐛🐚🦋😁
#CaterpillarGang🐛
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️Dear @inecnigeria INEC, on behalf of Nigerians, I come before your electoral presence BEGGING. Don't add to our problems. We are still battling with the Benue Massacre, Employment of Dead people amongst other frustrations. Please ask the staff at your Garki office to stop the foolishness. No government office closes by 12:45pm on weekdays. I beg you!🔹😭😠😤
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🔺Please in the name of "the Labour of our Heroes Past", don't rob me of the joy of voting come 2019. My voter's card is my Democratic Muhzul (Muhzul: Pidgin for Muscle)! I want my voters card!🔻❤️✊🏿
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#INEC🇳🇬🏢🗳️
#GettingMyVotersCardRealityShow🎥🎬🗳️
#Episode1📽️🎬🗳️
#INECRegistrationOfficeGarkiClosedBy12:45pm😠😤
#NotTooYoungToVote✊🏿🗳️
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️This guy annoys me! Foul mouthed fella! He had me checking my own breath!To forgive him, to forget this insult and to start over.....We will see.🔹😭😭
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🔺 Forget your past, forgive yourself, and begin again right now. Personally I don't think this literally means "forget your past", but refuse to let it dominate your consciousness. Forgive yourself for anything bad that happened, and let the future become your focus.🔻❤️✊🏿
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#Edidiong👨🏽
#GoodMorningWithEdidiong
#ListenToEdidiong👂🏽
#ForgiveForgetBegin❤️✊🏿
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️Women have guts you nuh....😤😠 89minutes into your footie match and she's saying "Babe let me just save my programme". Save what????? 😨😨Will 1 minute plus 4 minutes extra time kill you??? Leave the remote you TV-Watching Turkey!!!😠🔹😭😭
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🔺The day Bae tried me while I had 10minutes left of "Come Dine with Me", I almost tripped and lost a testicle trying to retrieve the remote. Do you know what the minion said after the near death experience? She said and I quote.... "You are lucky my show isn't for the next 2hrs!" Imagine! ....and a testicle was at stake!!!🔻😭😢😭😢
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#AllWomenAreSavages😞😓
#MyTVShowMyTime📺✊🏿
#MyTVMyRules📺✊🏿
#TouchNotMyRemoteAndDoMyProgrammeNoHarm✊🏿📺
#BlessedIsSheWhoGivesHerManSpaceDuringHisTVTime❤️😚👩🏾📺
#IfSheWatchesTelemundoGodHelpYou😢😭
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️This is not an @hm meme!! This face hurts most when the Face-making sibling "Tellee" begged the "Teller" for at least 2 hours not to tell....But the "Teller" went ahead.🔹🤣😂
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🔺In Nigeria this face made by the "Tellee" is followed by the underlisted gestures to ensure deep emotional discomfort to the "Teller".
1. Pulling down of the eyelids😨
2. Sticking out of the tongue like a demented version of #CardiB👅
3. A loud victorious chorus of the word "Ntorrrrrrrr/Ntoiiiinnnnn".🤣😂
4. Occasional chanting by other relatives/on lookers of the phrases "Reporter", "Tell Tell", "Big mouth"!😭😢🔻🇳🇬👍🏽🤣😂
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#WhenTheSnitchIsDesnitched😓
#WhenYourParentsTakeAwayYourSiblingsSnitchingLicense😂🤣
#WhenYouRatOnYourSiblingsAndYourParentsCallYouARat🐀😓
#ThatAwkwardMomentWhenYourSiblingsGetsTotalledForRunningTheirMouth😂🤣
#WhenKarmaComesBackForYouWithAMonkeyFace🐒🐵🤣😂
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹️Minions!!! Help me Like @Anita.asuoha video on @kingofboysmovie page so she can win this competition......She was good to me in 2017...Might as well pay her back by rallying the troops for her cause in 2018 and beyond..🔹❤️❤️
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🔺All it takes is a "like", a "tap-tap" and you are done! She gets an A for effort and delivery and a A+ for having more guts than me and all of you🔻👍🏽👏👏👏
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#KingOfBoysMovie✊🏿
#AnitaForTheWin✊🏿👸🏽
#HelpAnitaWin👸🏽❤️
#Areaaaaaaaaaaa✊🏿✊🏿
#Warri✊🏿
#LLL 🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏😏
♻️ @anita.asuoha

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹Don’t focus on the problems..... Focus on the goals🔹❤️😊
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🔺Be honest, does it feel like things are falling apart instead of falling in place already? Relax....The hardest part of reaching set goals is ignoring/dealing with the problems that come along with the journey, focus on the goals and you can be happy even if things fall apart... at least you will say you tried. For clarity... I DON’T LOOK LIKE A WELDER!🔻❤️_________________________________
#TakeYourGlassesOff🕶️ 😥
#ShuuutUpShutUp🤫🤫
#Purpose2018✊🏾
#WeldYourWayToSuccess😎
#LookAtYourTrouser👖😏
#NoExcuses2018😤🤫
#HappyNewYear❤️🎆🎊🎈
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏

Elyc Djòrn (@kinghashthattag)

🔹The “Thrwee” is still growing. Eez nice to be nice. To be key is to be what? AshbeleeeTweebeleeePreeleeee (In English, AshbeleeeTweebeleeePreeleeee translates to “I am not feeling well in the head right now”).🔹❤️🙌🏾😂
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🔺Anyway, Two Toozan and Eightreeenly is happening live in Ghana. For the rest of the world, we will manage 2018 normal. No vibly, no atike, we na afi open awa dwoors. While the rest of us are on Social Media, a Brother is on “Social Medium”..... Remember to Tank Gawd for him this yeaaaa! Lord know I feel so sorry for the microphone....#SalivaShowDown. I have a headache🤕 🔻❤️🙌🏾
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#HappyNewYearGhana🎊🎆❤️🇬🇭
#HappyTwoTooozanAndEightreeenlyGhana🎆🎊🇬🇭
#SalivaShowDown2018💦☔️😥😓
#EezNizeToBeNize❤️✊🏾
#TellSomebodyAboutSocialMedium😉
#GhanaGibberishGames2018
#LLL🙏🏽❤️😂
#Kinghashthattag 👑#️⃣
#SayeetAziteez 😏
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