#TB to VidCon EU The good old days when Dora wasn’t a hooligan trying to ruin our lives with her daily shenanigans. But on a serious note, if anyone finds Dora and brings her to us ALIVE we will reward you. But it has to be the REAL Dora. You catch my drift? Anywho. If this picture gets 20,000 comments we will release another RARE baby picture!!! (And a shoutout for people who comment the most!) PS: Shoutout to @marvey_fangirl for ACTUALLY commenting 1000 Times. That’s cool. With a K. Kool.
WE ARE WORKING ON AN AWESOME PROJECT WITH THE BBC SO WHILE WE DO THAT ENJOY THIS CLIP OF US RECKLESSLY DANCING AROUND LIKE HOOLIGANS TRYING TO LURE IN DORA THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF DANCE. SHE DOES NOT DESERVE WORDS. JUST DANCE. ALSO, @MAXANDHARVEYMILLS_LINA COMMENTED 50 TIMES ON THE LAST POST SO SHE GETS A SHOUTOUT. YEAH. SO WHOEVER COMMENTS THE MOST GETS SHOUTOUTS AND STUFF BECAUSE THAT’S HOW WE ROLL.
So urrr... we urr... think you should listen to the guys in the terrible Christmas stuff. Yeah. They seem to know what they’re talking about. More than Dora anyway. Yup. Fun times. Dora will be stopped you know. We will find her. Genuinely. You think we’re joking. If you see her with us in the same place then you’d better evacuate because something’s about to go DOWN. So comment 50 Times to help our cause. And you could receive a prize for commenting the most. PROMISE.
So here was the frustrating moment that I just couldn’t get the confetti cannon to work. I was lucky it was only practice with our weapons for our hunt for Dora. Hopefully I’ll get it right when we catch her. Speaking of which, we need some confetti cannons. If you guys bring confetti cannons to our shows next year it would be a MASSIVE help on our quest to find Dora, making you a true Millsie. Yeah. Oh. One other thing. I like experimenting stuff. I wanna know if it’s possible to comment 1000 Times. Is it? If you do it and prove it, we will follow 3 of you. Sound fun? Ready, Set, GO!
COMMENT IF YOU LOVE MINIONS!!! Ok, now that’s done, when we took this picture we were unfortunate enough to find out that this was not a REAL minion. This was in fact... A small child. THAT SMALL CHILDS NAME IS DORA THE EXPLORER! We are fed up of her constantly ruining our lives and she must be stopped so please if you donate £20, $25, €2000 to our made up charity that may not exist then we can pursue our mission to capture Dora the EGGsplorer... ha. See what I did there!
OMG IT’S HACKER FROM CBBC! This our childhood dream to be doing what we’re doing and we wouldn’t be here without you guys! So for that thank you all! But, we need to ask something of you guys. Can someone please capture Dora the Explorer and deliver her to us (ALIVE!) and we can go along with our daily routine. May I also say comment how many colours you can see behind us. If you goofy goobers can count them all we may like some of your insta pics!
Well. Seeing as it is getting close to Christmas, we thought we’d give you this little baby picture. We were pretty chubby babies. Yeah. If you guys can guess who is who, we might give you a DM to... congratulate you? Yeah. Go comment a bunch of times! The more you comment the more likely we are to seeing it right?
Our friend @babyariel just dropped her first single #Aww and she let us be cheesy in the music video!!!! No, really. We throw cheese balls at each other. Also, there are ducklings and everyone loves ducklings so it’s amazing - congrats Ariel!! Everyone go check it out!! Link in our stories.
Just sittin’ here. Cruising. Looking for a way to be edgy. We try. It’s not easy. Thought these bikes might speed up our chase to find Dora. Still haven’t caught her. Right on her tail though. We will get her. We have all the Liam’s helping us. Liam Neeson, Liam Payne, Liam Hemsworth, Liam Gallagher and more! We need all the Liam’s we can get. They will partake hugely in our quest for the elimination of Dora. That is all. Oh, wait, if this gets 20,000 comments, we’ll post another rare baby picture. Get commenting yo. Yeah. Now, that is all.
Now this may look like a regular scenario with Us, Joe, Yasmin, Jonny and Dan TDM sat on a colourful sofa on national Saturday morning TV with a table in front of us holding a plastic cactus, a picture of the previous show line up including HRVY and Lisa And Lena, some incorrectly coloured plastic fruit for comedic purposes, a clock, two mugs with the presenters names conveniently printed on the front with the show’s logo, a wind up toy robot, and a rubik’s cube, but it’s not. You see, Dan TDM is cleverly disguised as Dora The Explorer and was planning to ruin the show for everybody. However as you can see, Max was starting to suspect that something was up, and in the ad break, he scared her off and found the real Dan TDM in the Janitors cupboard. No, not a cliche, a coincidence. We’re gonna follow and DM some people if they comment 100 Times!!! Get commenting!!!
It’s amazing how you can make something slightly cool slightly more cool by adding music. You know how it goes, whoever comments the most gets some DM’s init! So get commenting! Also if you think this is cool be sure to double tap y’know, every little helps. Tesco. Btw, we’re working on chasing Dora. We will find her. Liam Neeson is on our side. He said something about finding her and something else. Yeah. @dxbby000
Gotta love a good photoshoot. This was a lot of fun! Can’t wait to meet all of you on tour next year! Only a couple of months away!!! Comment your city/state 10 Times if you want us to do a show there and we might look at your comments and plan another tour in the future based on how many people comment that city/state!!! Get commenting!!! We’d love to meet every single one of you!!! We love you guys!!!
Guys. We’re feeling nice for thanksgiving. So we’ve decided that if you guys Comment “MINIONS” 100 Times, we’ll randomly choose one person to follow!!! So get commenting and we’ll choose tomorrow! Oh Yeah. Story time. So urr... as you may be able to see. This here Minion is actually broken. And you’ll never guess who the culprit is. DORA THE FREAKING EXPLORER. THIS IS NOT OK. We calmly approached the Minion and ask for a picture, and good old Dora shows up and ruins everything. She karate kicked the Minion on the side. And now he’s broken. Minions don’t take things like this lightly though, as in came Bob and Dave to hunt down Dora to avenge their brother Gary. Poor Gary. You’ll be in our thoughts forever. May you always Rest In Peace.
Ughhh. First of all, comment down below what this logo is, and second of all, this NEEDS TO STOP!!! We were sat there and looked over at this cool sign, and thought, “that looks tasty” and then we thought we should get a picture with it... so we did. But little did we know that Dora The Obnoxious Explorer was there to ruin our basic Instagram picture once again. You see, this sign was normal and unwobbly, but she used some sort of warping machine that made the blue lights and the sign look wobbly. But jokes on her because it looks kinda cool anyway! But that does not excuse her behaviour. If you see Dora out on the streets, call the police and tell them that there’s a wild Dora The Explorer on the loose and she’s ruining people’s lives and must be stopped. They’ll definitely believe you. 100%. Yeah. Continue scrolling. Unless you didn’t like the picture. 🤪
So we know what you’re all thinking... how did Dobby take the picture??? And by the way, we promise there was no one behind the camera. However. Once again, Dora decides that just before the picture was taken, she’d take her red mystery powder (which urr... we’re not sure what it’s made of) and throw it right in Dobby’s face so he couldn’t see! When will she be stopped?!?! Maybe we can recruit the Teletubbies to help us track her down and get rid of her once and for all. We’ll phone them up now! While we’re doing that, you guys know the drill. If you guys comment 100 Times we might slide into those DM’s! So get commenting! : @dxbby000