You prob don’t know this about me, but I’m like really good at water skiing, snow skiing, sliding the fig newton tray out of its sleeve without ripping it, opening chip bags in absolute silence, and doing party tricks with just a Barbie shoe and a dollar. That’s basically why I have so much money.
Today I’m thankful for my parents, my quarters, Celine Dion, my favorite wig, my kitties, crop tops, crock pots and Scott Storch. Those stickers they put on fruit, shrimps, things that smell like pennies, any kind of tassel and all my friends. Love, WGB